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I just got a siberian husky mix puppy from the humane society. It's a male. What are some badass dog names

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Penelope and you can call it Nelly for short.

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[Mr Brown]Denzel Washington[/Mr Brown]

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I knew a dog called Wolf, he was a german sherpard, a sook but I was still a little scared of him just because of his name.

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A few quick ideas:

Satan.
Rabid.
Grrrrrrr.
Bitch.
Franklin Winthrop the Third.

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Kurt VonneGUT-EATING HOUND OF HELL.

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My buddy had a cat named Rabies. That cat lived with him during our wildest years and was like part of our crew. She was there for every wild party and insane drug experience. She died a year or so ago, after living like eleven or twelve years or something crazy like that. I'm getting ready to paint a mural of the cat on the stone thats covering it's grave. I know it sounds crazy, but my friend is doing it more as a warm-hearted joke and I thought it sounded funny, so I signed on. That was a good damn cat...

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no one names pets 'Spike' anymore
and no im not insulting anyone here
i just think spike is cute for a small or very furry dog

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Hmmm....

Mephistopheles?

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yay! i like naming stuff.

i always thought "ronald reagan" or "pauly shore" would be good dog names. and "officer scraps". dolittle is nice, and so is "grandpa".

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[QUOTE=xec8;1024619]Kurt VonneGUT-EATING HOUND OF HELL.[/QUOTE]
Dan BrownSHIRT.

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- Kegluneq
- Akeela

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There are really no great dog names. You just need something that isn't typical or too bizarre, something with two syllables so the dog's brain can process it easier. You just need to get a name out there and be done with it and in a year it'll seem like the dog could never have had any other name.

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I would really like to name a pet something horribly cliched. Like "Fido" or "Rover."

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I don't want to say what I'm gonna name my dog because it's such a good name you will all take it and name everything you have it.

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Im thinking about naming it Hollywood and calling it Holly but that is kind of a chick dog name

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Oprah?

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Chapman
Cultie
Zaphod
Grawk
Clint Eastwood
William Blake
Poing
Yakuza

Cat, call your dog Cat.

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[QUOTE=Nightrious;1024686]There are really no great dog names. You just need something that isn't typical or too bizarre, something with two syllables so the dog's brain can process it easier. You just need to get a name out there and be done with it and in a year it'll seem like the dog could never have had any other name.[/QUOTE]

I've heard it's true that the fewer syllables, the easier for the dog to learn.

So I guess Total Annhiliation is out.
And Lando Calrissian.

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Call him "Day After Tomorrow" - DAT for short.

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That sounds like one hard turtle I wouldn't want to cross.

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[QUOTE=tomstrong83;1024882]I've heard it's true that the fewer syllables, the easier for the dog to learn.
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True, but dogs are good learners, it will learn no matter what. The problem with one syllable names like Spike, is that if you say, Hike, Bike, Dike, or even Fight, the dog will get confused. If your dog's name is Shadow and you call it as Sad-ho, it will come to you. It doesn't hear the distinctive letters, just the general sound of its name.

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Theodore.

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[QUOTE=Nightrious;1024904]True, but dogs are good learners, it will learn no matter what. The problem with one syllable names like Spike, is that if you say, Hike, Bike, Dike, or even Fight, the dog will get confused. If your dog's name is Shadow and you call it as Sad-ho, it will come to you. It doesn't hear the distinctive letters, just the general sound of its name.[/QUOTE]

Damn it, dogs are so dumb.

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Gremlin

My old family cat was called Mesphisto son of our other cat, Gremlin.

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