Baby dos and donts
Some of the don'ts are questionable. I mean what if I need to leave the house? Where other than the baby cage will I put him so the baby doesn't go through my stuff? Also, sometimes babies just need a shot of whiskey to calm down and go to sleep faster.
Okay, my parents did all the don'ts and I turned out just fine. KILL THE GAINT SPIDER EATING YOUR SOUL. If the infant survives in he's tougher than the other infants and will rule the playground. But then it'll grow up and go to prison.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
These are hilarious. I call cribs baby cages.
I had a steel crib, like the kind used in hospitals. It really was pretty much a cage.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I bought a crib for my cousin's baby (my god daughter). I was disappointed it did not come with the wood chips you put at the bottom nor the water feeder.
Most babies I've seen gnaw on their cribs, much like a hamster with a stick.
There is hope, but not for us.
That's what I'm sayin'.
A little bit o' rum along the gumline when teething was standard practice when I was but a wee bairn. Were the old ways dangerous? You decide.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Shit, some of the industrial-strength teething gels I've used before might as well have a bottle design like this:
You know, back when they gave babies morphine?
There is hope, but not for us.
Ah, The Goode Olde Dayes...
This is why we can't have nice things.
I would start crying in ANY confinement. I hated cribs. I could only imagine a cage.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The Spartans used to bathe newborns in wine to see if the were strong enough to be bathed in wine.
I swear this exact thread has been made already, like two years ago, and that it was Spike that posted it.
maybe deja vu.
This is what Spike does. Let him have it.
This is why we can't have nice things.
and more of them too. didn't kirk have an avatar of one of the panels from this series? With the kid in a car seat or shopping cart or something.
That homeless babysitter looks legit.
You're thinking of this one, right?
There is hope, but not for us.
okay, yeah.
I still maintain this do's and don'ts list was already done though.
Alternately:
This is why we can't have nice things.
Who keeps their 5 gallon bucket of food near their drywall compound and paint? Bush league, man! That kid's bound for failure anyway, let him play with the water bucket.
My ex once had an incident when his son, who was two or three at the time, looked at the graphic of the baby climbing in the bucket, screamed "I DO THAT!!" and tried to get in. Babies don't understand the big circle slashy NO graphic. They just see a baby in a bucket and think, "That looks awesome!"
There is hope, but not for us.
Babies would be good at putting up sheetrock if it weren't for the height thing.
maybe deja vu.
There was a giant version of these on somebody's obscure blog in like 2004 or so.
Babycages aka bunkcots:
We had them at my old work. We stopped using them because if a baby stands up in them you have to push them down in order to open the cot.
We had them at my old work. We stopped using them because if a baby stands up in them you have to push them down in order to open the cot.
yeah those look dangerous.
They look like something you would see at the pet store!
This is why we can't have nice things.
maybe deja vu.
Someone did already do this. I remember it. It can't be a longer time ago than my joining date. SEARCH!
You could have seen it via bump. But why do you care so much? Did you say something amazingly clever and can't remember exactly what it was?
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Probably not. I don't care that much, I just get so fucking pissed of, that's the thing.
Not really though.
Didn't think of it could've been bumped. that's cleverer than what I didn't say in the other thread.
Hopi?
Babies would probably do really well with rabbit hutches if you reinforced the floors.
I'll get a Skinner box.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Rabbit Baby Hutch: Outback Supra 2 Storey
The Rabbit Baby Hutch Outback Supra is a quality-built two-story wooden hutch. It is perfect for keeping multiple animals babies separately. Both levels are identically laid out and equipped.
Each level is divided into a fully-enclosed sleeping area and a living area with mesh wire on two sides. These two sections are connected with a small passageway.
The sleeping area is easy to access and clean via the wood door on the front of the hutch as is the rest of the hutch via the mesh wire door. The roof above the top stall can be folded open for easy access from above.
Both levels are equipped with a finely meshed removable floor. A drawer below each level with a plastic basin makes cleaning easy. The hutch is also completely weatherproof due to its tar-paper roof and specially treated wood.
Dimensions:
Total Size L 125 x W 45.5 x H 114 cm sloped down to the rear.
Height at front 114 cm
Height at rear 111 cm
Size of wooden doors 33 x 32 cm
Roof overhang sides 4 cm
Roof overhang front 5 cm
Roof overhang rear 1 cm
Thickness of walls 1 cm
The little heart-shaped knobs make it child-friendly.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Rabbit Baby Hutch: Outback Supra 2 Storey
The Rabbit Baby Hutch Outback Supra is a quality-built two-story wooden hutch. It is perfect for keeping multiple animals babies separately. Both levels are identically laid out and equipped.
Each level is divided into a fully-enclosed sleeping area and a living area with mesh wire on two sides. These two sections are connected with a small passageway.
The sleeping area is easy to access and clean via the wood door on the front of the hutch as is the rest of the hutch via the mesh wire door. The roof above the top stall can be folded open for easy access from above.
Both levels are equipped with a finely meshed removable floor. A drawer below each level with a plastic basin makes cleaning easy. The hutch is also completely weatherproof due to its tar-paper roof and specially treated wood.
Dimensions:
Total Size L 125 x W 45.5 x H 114 cm sloped down to the rear.
Height at front 114 cm
Height at rear 111 cm
Size of wooden doors 33 x 32 cm
Roof overhang sides 4 cm
Roof overhang front 5 cm
Roof overhang rear 1 cm
Thickness of walls 1 cm
I have an uncle with twins who has the exact same thing in his backyard.
"The rat inside your brain rules the world."
Citizen Kane SUCKED!!!!!!! True fact.
Alcoholism is the cure not the disease.
Did he have problems with the lid falling off? Because the hinges they use are tiny.
Speaking of which
BUNNIES
The big ones are my rabbit's parents. Brown one is the guy
That rabbit's CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.
The brown, red-eyed one reminds me of Watership Down. Shudder.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm liking that you guys are jumping on this baby cage thing.
We had them at my old work. We stopped using them because if a baby stands up in them you have to push them down in order to open the cot.
the nursery at our church used to have a wall full of these.
You beat me to it...funny shit, man.
Do I need glasses, or is there a baby eating a lobster in one of those Do/Don't pictures at the top?
Either that or a shoe.
So coffee=not for babies? Oops.
There is hope, but not for us.