"Avoid the Void", the world's least amusing experimental comic strip EVER!

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Enjoy!

[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/xec8/namelessvoid.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/xec8/namelessvoid3.jpg[/IMG]

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And now I'm going to go for a beer or two.

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I like it but it's not void enough for me. Maybe black with white writing? Make the last one about Eddie Murphy or something?

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...the Aristocrats!

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I don't get it
shouldn't a "void" be black

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still more entertaining then Garfield.

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;952289]still more entertaining then Garfield.[/QUOTE]

but less marketable

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;952330]but less marketable[/QUOTE]

Im sure atheists would like it.

they sure do love their godless voids.

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I don't like the Family Guy joke at the end. That show is shoving carrots up it's ass whilst pop-culture icons ejaculate all over it's face.

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You're just talking to an audient void.

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"As I talked into the audient void, the audient void talked to [i]ME[/i]!"

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[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/xec8/namelessvoid5.jpg[/IMG]

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In about sixty years, Avoid the Void will be a major cult classic.

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If I'm sitting here when I'm 80, reading Avoid the Void, please shoot me

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[QUOTE=#6495ED;952431]If I'm sitting here when I'm 80, reading Avoid the Void, please shoot me[/QUOTE]
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avoid the void reminds me of avoid the noid which was beyond annoying.

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[QUOTE=nathaniel parker;952257]I don't get it
shouldn't a "void" be black[/QUOTE]

I hate to be an obnoxious jerk, but I believe that in art white is considered the absence of color while black is the inclusion of all colors at once.
Oh, who am I kidding. I love being an obnoxious jerk.

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I have a feeling that ATV will keep getting more sophisticated. Maybe even a plotline!

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I feel so special that an ATV was made just for me

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[QUOTE=tomstrong83;952443]I hate to be an obnoxious jerk, but I believe that in art white is considered the absence of color while black is the inclusion of all colors at once.
Oh, who am I kidding. I love being an obnoxious jerk.[/QUOTE]

see, i've always heard the exact opposite. That white included all the colors of the spectrum and black was the absence of color

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what do you know about the history of Jones Soda that I don't?

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Well, as far as I understand color (which is not much), the color that you see something as is the points on the color spectrum that it is reflecting. Therefore, white absorbs all color and doesn't reflect anything. Black reflects everything, mixing all of the colors........or maybe it's the other way around, because in all of the pictures, it shows white light being split into the colors..................i dunno

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it's definitely the other way around. nice work with bringing in the reflecting thing though

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this has gotten my confused
was I right or not?

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do we need to bring wikipedia in on this?

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what would you even look up for on there? "Color" ?

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"Technically speaking, white is not a color at all, but rather the combination of all the colors of the visible light spectrum.[1] It is sometimes described as an achromatic color, like black.

As a misnomer, however, white is the color of things that reflect light of all parts of the visible spectrum equally and are not dull (see grey)."

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White[/url]

So, both? Damn you, wikipedia.

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Black is the shade of objects that do not reflect light in any part of the visible spectrum.

Scientifically black is not a hue (color); a black object absorbs all the colors of the visible spectrum and reflects none of them, this is sometimes confused with black being called 'a mixture of all colors' but that is not the case.

Technically speaking, white is not a color at all, but rather the combination of all the colors of the visible light spectrum.[1] It is sometimes described as an achromatic color, like black.

As a misnomer, however, white is the color of things that reflect light of all parts of the visible spectrum equally and are not dull

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i'm still not sure if i was right or not, which is really the important thing here

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in terms of void, i'd have to say that it is neither black nor white. it is neither. nothing. But since color is a perception, it requires an eye and when an eye can't see, what does the brain percieve?

but if I really had to pick one, I'd totally go with black.

Although I sort of like white in a THX1138 kind of way.

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I think a paneled comic strip that featured a couple of 30-something office workers using no word balloons at all would be much more [i]experimental[/i]

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Perhaps something with unstoppable filing techniques...

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Hey I get it: language is the void, ehh?

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and it's thirsty for Jones Soda!

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dude, that just made me realize how thirsty I am. and I totally don't 'get' the void.

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Wouldn't it be dissapointing if, after a human made a voyage to a black hole, and was ready to see what was on the other side, they just ended up in the toilet?

I don't know what I'm talking about..

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I was going to make my own Void comic strip before I realized that it was pointless to do so.

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More comics please.

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;952590]I was going to make my own Void comic strip before I realized that it was pointless to do so.[/QUOTE]
Do it.

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[QUOTE=Squeek;952656]More comics please.[/QUOTE]
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[IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/xec8/namelessvoid10.jpg[/IMG]

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Kind of reminds me of David Lynch's Angriest Dog in the World comics. Except even less happens and there's no cute yet alternative cartoon dog to market to the college kids.

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The official scent of this thread should be lemongrass and green tea.

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I am enjoying the comic strip in the way one likes to spin around until they get dizzy and fall down.

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this is almost as good as mary worth.

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Hoorah! It's back!

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Now there's no void at all! I demand a void!

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[QUOTE=#6495ED;987609]Now there's no void at all! I demand a void![/QUOTE]
You don't fuck wid progrezz!

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yay! Im mentioned in the comic!

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[QUOTE=bearchaser;952332]Im sure atheists would like it.

they sure do love their godless voids.[/QUOTE]

Everyone is an atheist.

Assuming you are talking about atheists of the Christian god, atheists aren't nihilists.

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