Avatar Masterpiece Theatre - VI (5th I think?)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]if it's 101..it would have a special place in my heart as it was one of my favourite japanese dorama (drama)s...101 proposals..but this really ulgy guy (but nicest guy) who has been rejected 99 times...and falls in love with a tortured beautiful celloist [/B][/QUOTE]

... speaking of 101, proof that is... My dinner awaits... in t-minus three hours and counting...

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but really..a truly ugly man...who's only merit is his kindness...been rejected by women 99 TIMES (marriage proposal)...and since he was reaching 45 or osmething he decides to go for the gusto and propose to this beautiful but tortured (her fiancee died on their wedding day..car crash..drunk driver...god how i loathe thee) cello-ist..i mean..holy....if this doesnt give hope to you guys out htere..you guys have hearts of stone!

liqour named after turkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have to drink that

Aw, the drink of champions

i must be really dumb..or been tired for too long..cause i totally didnt get that brock

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]karma police! lol i just though of a bunch of lil asian cops running in a big crowd (like in the animes) waving their billy clubs at people who deserve bad karma [/B][/QUOTE]

see I think of Karma police and I think of the lead singer sitting in the back of a big sedan being driven through a black night by no one, chasing a fat man running for his life down the middle of the road, until he gets too tired to run any longer, and sees a gas leak and lights a match and the world goes herky-jerky as the car goes in reverse with the flame chasing it until finally it catches abalze and cut....

i remember that video!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]i must be really dumb..or been tired for too long..cause i totally didnt get that brock [/B][/QUOTE]

It is 101 Proof or rather 50.5 percent alcohol by volume kentucky bourbon with a kickin' after-bouquet of sinus-clearing aftersnort...

that is very very similar to the video for "rabbit in your headlight" by u.n.k.l.e. (okay i cant spell...i think that's what it's called) or at least the very first part..

but that indeed is the karma police at work

brock..ahh..

*hugs yummy sambuca bottle
lippy enjoys her yummy sambuca

and i stil havent seen the video for that yet..it's never playing here

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tis only fair that your thirst be quenched too... ah yes, sweet amourous alcohol... I cling in thine arms like a trembling child at its mother's breast... as the world slips away, as do my brain cells as I contemplate prolonged derangement of my senses, or if not derangement, I choose voluptuous idiocy...

my mom got plasterred off that stuff lol funny shit

[QUOTE]tis only fair that your thirst be quenched too... ah yes, sweet amourous alcohol... I cling in thine arms like a trembling child at its mother's breast... as the world slips away, as do my brain cells as I contemplate prolonged derangement of my senses, or if not derangement, I choose voluptuous idiocy...[/QUOTE]

...until the Vomit Queen takes me away to dreamland...

never had white sambuca...i on the other hand love my ramazzitti black...black sambuca goes down smoother (at least that's what i've been told)....and it warms you up...instantly..or that beacuse i'm asian.....after 1 drink i have 2 fushia circles on the apples of my cheek and by the 3rd...my face turns beet red

never drank to vomiting ...only slightly tippsy

for my sister's wedding reception..they all had too much to drink and all the guys were puking their guts out...and all the chicks (wives) had to take care of their husbands..i on the other hand was so happy...i was like "yay i'm single i dont have to take care of anyone.." and skipped down the hotel hallway

As a general rule, I never puke, however I do end up in strange places naked a lot, usually dazed and confused and wondering how I got there. Black-outs and short-term memory loss are usually the culprits...

i like beer and good ol' #7

that has never happened..i am always the babysitter of the group

the funny thing was that while my brother in law was soakin in the tub (you never want to do that if you are that drunk)...he actually remembers to add more hot water when the tub got too cold..and to splash the floors clean whenever he vomitted...my sister had to drain the floors to make sure it wont flood the room... this just goes to show our innate survival instinct and that country boys are so much more well mannered..lol..more evil generalizations

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]why do people eyes' get all glassy and teary when they're high?
i always wonder about that
it's one thing they cannot hide (about being stoned)...same thing wtih peopel who shoot up...cant hide their dilated pupils [/B][/QUOTE]

It has something to do with constriction and relaxation of blood vessels.

And heroin users' pupils don't dilate, the constrict. They purposely filmed it backwards in Requiem For A Dream because it looks more dramatic. But they definitely constrict when high.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B][IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha ha, your Chuck Palahniuk.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] Yes, I am. haha

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] alot a people think I'm you

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] HAHAHA

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha, yeah. thats so cool.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] Really, alot, not kiddin, they're convinced.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] Hahaha, where's my dinner roll?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] whut....? ya want some milk?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yeah, got milk. OK. I don't watch TV but that one was pretty easy

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] No man, I mean like milk. Like ill drink alot then fart the alphebet or take a shit ya kknow

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm, really? Do you mind if I write this down?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] hey, thats cool! you really write and everything, i mean

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yes, absolutely. Just keep talking.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] wher do you get your ideas from man. fcukin WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm, Wooo, *writing* [i] No man, I mean like milk. Like ill drink alot then fart the alphebet or take a shit ya kknow[/i]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] hey how come ya wantt a dinner rolll? are you a vegetatariun?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] No I'm not. The dinner roll, that was this spoof thing. Its a long story. *writing* [i]hey how come ya wantt a dinner rolll? are you a vegetatariun?[/i]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] I'm not either, but fuck man i'd never eat a rabbit

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] : yes, rabbits are our friends *writing* [i]but fuck man, I'd never eat a rabbit[/i] [/B][/QUOTE]

They're all funny but this one is my favorite. I can really see Chuck just laughing when some guy starts insisting that he's Chuck to Chucks face.

lol really, thanks i thought this one would be the least favourite outta the bunch. but its great to hear otherwise