Avatar Masterpiece Theatre - VI (5th I think?)

HAHAHA, go Knox!

Can I do one of you and Chuck using your template on this thread?

whats a template?

get on with the gay sex. now who doesnt love some gay sex every gay day. gay sex is gay.

Very Farley-esque. Remember the Chris Farley Show skit on SNL? Quite funny.

IV = 4, V = 5, VI = 6, VII = 7, VIII = 8

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha ha, your Chuck Palahniuk.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] Yes, I am. haha

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] alot a people think I'm you

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] HAHAHA

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha, yeah. thats so cool.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] Really, alot, not kiddin, they're convinced.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] Hahaha, where's my dinner roll?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] whut....? ya want some milk?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yeah, got milk. OK. I don't watch TV but that one was pretty easy

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] No man, I mean like milk. Like ill drink alot then fart the alphebet or take a shit ya kknow

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm, really? Do you mind if I write this down?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] hey, thats cool! you really write and everything, i mean

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yes, absolutely. Just keep talking.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] wher do you get your ideas from man. fcukin WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] mmm, Wooo, *writing* [i] No man, I mean like milk. Like ill drink alot then fart the alphebet or take a shit ya kknow[/i]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] hey how come ya wantt a dinner rolll? are you a vegetatariun?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] No I'm not. The dinner roll, that was this spoof thing. Its a long story. *writing* [i]hey how come ya wantt a dinner rolll? are you a vegetatariun?[/i]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] I'm not either, but fuck man i'd never eat a rabbit

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] : yes, rabbits are our friends *writing* [i]but fuck man, I'd never eat a rabbit[/i]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B][B][U] An Interview With Chuck[/B][/U]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *grinning and fiddling thumbs nervously* Hi...

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] Hi.

*moment of silence*

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha ha, your Chuck Palahniuk.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] ha ha, yeah thats what the back of my books say.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] ha ha ha ha!!!!.......that was funny.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yeah.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *looks at feet fiddling thumbs* ha, yeah. thats so cool.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] yeah.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *looks at the ground fiddling thumbs, than jolts up* HEY! do you, do you remember when you wrote Fight Club.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] uh-huh

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] yeah that was so cool, ha..ha.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] what was?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *suden look of shock and fear* umm, umm when you wrote the ending to Fight Club. *smiling looking off into the distance, somewhat mumbling* the same guy, ahh didnt see that one coming.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] ha ha, glad you liked it.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] yeah...hey, do you re-remember when umm you did that conference, and i waved and said hey.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] ummm, sure.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *looking at the ground chuckling* that was so cool.

*voice from the back of the room* ask him a good question!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] *picks up rock and chucks it* SHUT UP IM TRYING!!!!!!!!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=225&dateline=1047966103[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] heh, heh, sorry about that...

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] *look of fear with quick response* thats ok.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] hey do you remmeber-

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] *look of fear with quick response* im gonna get going now.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054421132[/IMG] oh, umm ok. thanks for doing the-

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/author/images/french2_small.jpg[/IMG] *running out of the room* not a problem bye! [/B][/QUOTE]

Very funny stuff... I especially liked it the first time I saw it... on the Chris farley show skit on SNL... poor guy... even dead fat people get plagiarized... and that second version, woah man... quite the laugh riot... if Chuck really was writing that down, it would only be for background material for an essay on today's youth and the failing educational system...

lol cheer up scrooge mcduck

oh and robotpuking, thanks for the number list

Scrooge this, ghost of homo future. No sleep last night... too early for this shit...

ohhh, yeah i know how that can feel. you got work soon or somethin?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]ohhh, yeah i know how that can feel. you got work soon or somethin? [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, I got work soon... in fact I'll be at work in less than three hours ago... and you don't know how it feels... why? Because you weren't up all night grinding your teeth from too many uppers and hallucinating about frozen fish sticks...

yes thats true. throw a tampon in there and stop the pms or osmething man. calm down and i know i know "you guys cant tell how i feel by words i hope you know". but theres been plenty a time when i've been up all night due to lack of sleep and had big projects due the next day. thanks to my slackiningness i just sleep the day away instead

wooo at least i know who mirkah will be voting for "most likly to be chuck"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]yes thats true. throw a tampon in there and stop the pms or osmething man. calm down and i know i know "you guys cant tell how i feel by words i hope you know". but theres been plenty a time when i've been up all night due to lack of sleep and had big projects due the next day. thanks to my slackiningness i just sleep the day away instead [/B][/QUOTE]

Now you are barking up the wrong tree. I absolutely hate when idiots mention PMS and tampons everytime they think someone is in a bad mood.. male or female. You are such a douchebag dude. Tell me something knoxville. Why do you insist on using childish insults based in nothing? First off, let's say I did for some reason have PMS, which is physically not even possible, but whatever... does this automatically give me a bad mood? No wonder you never get laid. I bet you say stuff like that around women too. And really I'm not insulted by what you said... more insulted with your lack of tact, and by insulted, I mean I feel sorry for you. You obviously insult people because of their skin color and sexual preference, but now it is apparent that you insult people just by being alive and opening your mouth. Really, i wish you the best, but you're never gonna get anywhere in this life unless you learn that sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut... especially when nothing of import is coming out of it...

dude calm the fuck down man. you know i use racist slang yes but i almost made it clear that ive neveer used a racist term towards someone who would be offended by it (calling a balck person nigger etc) as for the homo making fun of, dont know where you got that one from. as for the PMS tampon joke, it was meant to be stupid and unfunny, if it wasnt than i woulda said soemthing that better fit the need. just relax, calm down do whtever you gotta do to get ya there man.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]dude calm the fuck down man. you know i use racist slang yes but i almost made it clear that ive neveer used a racist term towards someone who would be offended by it (calling a balck person nigger etc) as for the homo making fun of, dont know where you got that one from. as for the PMS tampon joke, it was meant to be stupid and unfunny, if it wasnt than i woulda said soemthing that better fit the need. just relax, calm down do whtever you gotta do to get ya there man. [/B][/QUOTE]

You do realize that I will continue to berate you as long as you keep saying "calm down"... don't you? Why? Because I am fucking calm and it annoys me to no end when someone says "calm down" when I am fucking calm. What are you? A fucking buddhist monk centered in the universe, at one with everything calm. Fuck off with that bullshit...

you arent dude your flipping and wiggin out man, after the whole legally tyler dudrden crap im the last person who someone would think to be calm. but take it froma fellow angry person, calm down. its too early to be pissed off

There you go again... just pushing buttons. I tell you a certain phrase pisses me off and what do you do? You say it again. Keep it up... please...

*hides in the corner letting the "adults" duke it out*

this is me trying to lighten up the mood

im not an adult lol thats why this is so scary lol

and if you get so easily angry by phrases man, than take an anger management course or something and just lower the current anger you are feeling

i dont know man..pms is a touchy issue..even i dont joke about that...among other things

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]im not an adult lol thats why this is so scary lol

and if you get so easily angry by phrases man, than take an anger management course or something and just lower the current anger you are feeling [/B][/QUOTE]

Go on... continue the condescension... give me your best stuff... I'll wait so you can really get it all out...

and i did say "adults"...not adult...get it?

no i dont get it lol

brock man, i dont know what your talking about man, im trying to carry out a decent conversation with ya. now you talkign baout getting shit out, i dont know what the hells going on

there is always shit to be dealt with

let it all out man..let it out

*prepares chair..takes out notepad

most guys i know arent into the whole "talking about it" thing...i on the other hand love to analyze..and analzye myself and compare it to how people see me...that's one of my biggest fetishes...i'm all about "massaging my brain"...god i'm a geek

umm well i woke up today. on time i got good sleep last night. im missing school right now. but its first period which they never know im there, and second which i dont know whats going on. and the time is currentyl 10:57. not sure if that has to do with anything. im in the basement an can smell weird nice scents. i got a new idea for a script yesterday. pretty excited about that. thats about it so far

i love talking to girls! when your not rico swave like me you need the talking skils

you write scripts..dammit.i'm more of a reaction person (hence essays) rather than creative...i need to write more

of what sort?

you're still in highschool?

and no..LET IT ALL OUT....all hits no filler man

talking is tres uber important..

communication and intelligence are attractive...major turn ons..dont let people tel you otherwise...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Very funny stuff... I especially liked it the first time I saw it... on the Chris farley show skit on SNL... poor guy... even dead fat people get plagiarized... and that second version, woah man... quite the laugh riot... if Chuck really was writing that down, it would only be for background material for an essay on today's youth and the failing educational system... [/B][/QUOTE]

Right like your *fuck* spiel hasn't been done before most notably by George Carlin who is still alive. Hmm plagerizing dead people or living people, is one worse than the other?

btw. Thanks for your compliment. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. My "palahniuk" is based on an interview I read where he said he got his cleaning tips from two guys that came to clean his carpet. They were dead ringers for Ted and Bill in speech and attitude and apparently their knowledge of stain removal was exhaustive. I can see Nuik getting a kick out of Knox, absolutely.

For a long time I thought Knox was an elaborate character kind of like Kl0pper. I'm still not 100% convinced he's not.

any ideas that come to mind. orginally i wanted to go into the arts of drawing, until i realised i get more stupid stuff done ina rt class than actual art. that and who could bare to stand being ina cubicle, hunched over a desk, getting arthritus from drawing the same damn image over and over to make it look like its moving. ive always been into movies so i started leaning towards that, and then one day with some push from my cuz he told me how much of a good horror movie i could make. and it started form there. now i have a binder i keep by my side full of nay ideas i think of. im pretty paranoid to letting the ideas out t people, so i wont go into too much detail about them. but i like horror, love scaring people. so many of my scripts (which are all uncompleted) are based aroudn that

ahh dont let him get to you mirkah. he's been trying to get me riled up all day, but if he owuld just take ot my advice and ...calm down.... than he wouldnt be so pissed and pissing others off

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]Right like your *fuck* spiel hasn't been done before most notably by George Carlin who is still alive. Hmm plagerizing dead people or living people, is one worse than the other?

btw. Thanks for your compliment. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. My "palahniuk" is based on an interview I read where he said he got his cleaning tips from two guys that came to clean his carpet. They were dead ringers for Ted and Bill in speech and attitude and apparently their knowledge of stain removal was exhaustive. I can see Nuik getting a kick out of Knox, absolutely.

For a long time I thought Knox was an elaborate character kind of like Kl0pper. I'm still not 100% convinced he's not. [/B][/QUOTE]

What are you talking about mirkah? Only person I've written anything to today was knoxville. That post was for him and him only. Also, how do I seem like George Carlin? I mean I know who he is but have seen his stand-up as it was before my time...

hmm i grew up watching horror movies..my mom thinks there is somethign wrong with me....seriously

in terms of art..i feel the same way. i love to draw but cant take any art classes back in school beacuse i got sick of them telling me what to do...same thing with writing. so i always find ways around the assignment where i can pick some obsure topic instead of the mundance one provided by the prof/teacher...

art school in university is different..they let you breathe
if you say you go to earl haig..and goes to claude watson..i'll puke...i was offered admission to claude but i turned it down..cause i cant stand being drawn into a tiny box (you have to take a lot of art classes..and i want to do both)

"That post was for him and him only"

awwwwww im touched man

yeah that was my biggest prob. my one art teacher ruined it for me. the dyke told me everything has to be balanced, everything symmtrical and followed by the rules etc. fucking brutal, i didnt even wanna bring up the topic of fauz beauty to herin fear to see what she would have to say

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]"That post was for him and him only"

awwwwww im touched man [/B][/QUOTE]

Just wanted to point out that everytime you post that I am starting shit, I will think of this post, and know that you have proven yourself a liar... yet again... anyhow, please continue... I'm still waiting before

huh? yuor too analytical and angry man, just calm down, go do some stress relieving exercises or something

*cackles madly..yet again

art teachers are fruity..at least until you reach university

yeah, i had a cool one. i thik he was permanently stoned form the 60's, he was an alright guy

"anyhow, please continue... I'm still waiting before"
huh, what are you waiting for

he sort of reminds me of that photoshop guy from that 70s show

ha ha ha ha

why do people eyes' get all glassy and teary when they're high?
i always wonder about that
it's one thing they cannot hide (about being stoned)...same thing wtih peopel who shoot up...cant hide their dilated pupils

i dont know. i do know that not everyone gets it tho

really? from my experiences...mainly at cast parties...i never seen a non-glassy eyed stoner dude(tte)

ha im lucky. im like a stoner most of the time, even without the drugs

yeah i get high naturally..
i'm just that sort of chick

sugar high...
(love that song)