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knox, jane and mirkah are sitting around watching movies, knox sitting between the two

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] my God mirkah that benicio is hot

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] mmm i know. so teh sexy

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] ummm yyyeah, sure.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] what, dont you think he's sexy

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] yeah whats wrong with benicio knox?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] *holds up hands in a deffensive style* nothing wrong with him. just dont see the big fuss

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] *slaps knox in the had* i beg your pardon

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] owww what the hell was that for

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] *slaps knox in head while his back is turned to mirkah* for being a lil mouth piece

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] ow shit, whats wrong with you friggin women

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] shut up and stop fidgetting, its another benicio part

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] k just dont hit me ag-

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] *slaps knox* shut up!!!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804[/IMG] mother ffffuck, ya hit me in the ear *quickly turns back to mirkah before she can hit him

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] woah, look at him sniff that cigar, my thighs are quiverrin just seein that

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804what[/IMG]nothin special, watch *knox sniffs hard at the open end of the cigar*
[B]AHHHHHHH[/B] the tobacco is up the nose *drops to ground rollign around* ffffack get it out!!!!!! shit shit *knox grabs something and throws it accross the room in fury*

hey guys whats going-[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=225&dateline=1047966103[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] he never stops does he?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] no, he's like a dog humping your leg. best just to wait until he's doen and tired out

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1054133804what*in[/IMG] tears* ahh i can taste it in my mouth *achhh achhhh*

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] *kicks knox in ribs without even botherring to look down at him* quickly shut up! another benicio part

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] umm umm umm umm um that was a goo dmovie...awww look at him

*both look down at knox on the floor*

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] he tired himself out and went for nap

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] aww thats so cute......are you sure he's not in a coma?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] ......lets worry about that after the next benicio movie

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] good idea

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oh my god knox.....yeah, I love you.

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k many errors dotn read yet!!!

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I think you messed up a bit at the end, as it seems that Mirkah has developed a split personality.

Also, I hate to break it to you honey, but VI= 6; IV=4

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Knox, you're a fucking genius!

Everyone else just shut the hell up.

Wait. I just peed my pants.

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yeah i fucked up majorly on this one, all is fixed now i think

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aww thank ya mirkah, and thanks for the title shout out

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I do love it though. So cool. The benicio threads are the best kind.

I also liked the part where I said "my thighs are quivering," as I don't think I've ever said all those words in the same sentence before irl.

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really, well you should

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shut up! for seriou!! *flailing* Its the cigar sniffing scene. *quivering wildly*

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LOL. I am like crying right now, I'm laughing so hard.

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ha ha ha i love a good audience

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*kicking aimlessly but with fervor* yes, I peed my pants! So what, shut the fuck up!

He is sooo foxeeeeeee

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You make an AMT about the people, the people will be a good audience.

And I will try to work the quivering thighs thing into more conversations from now on. Maybe to the girl I don't like from work with the annoying boyfriend. "Sherrie, did I ever tell you that Jared makes my thighs quiver? And you can quote me on that, hon."

Or maybe not.

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ha ha ha shut up are you two really laughing that hard lol!?

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tupper you better be checking this out!!!!

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Seth (Will) says, "The Princess Knoxville is the new God."

(Will) Seth says, "Hallelujiah!"

Yeay!!!! It was so totally teh worth it. Yeay!!!!

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nah, im just a funny guy

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Now I get to go to bed with pee-wet pajamas!

Yeay!!!!!

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ha ha ha i can so picture jane and mirkah sitting there still laughing, almost peeing. if you two did pee your pants, than that would be the best pay off ever!!!!! lol

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I seriously am laughing that hard, and do you know why?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B][IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] mmm i know. so teh sexy[/B][/QUOTE]

Everyone say it with me now: teh sexy.

Teh sexy.

It's just great.

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It is. It so totally is.

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Also because of the fact that Mirkah and I get all upset over the fact that knox will not admit Benicio is hot. What would we want knox to say? "Uhh...yeah. He's so fine. You guys are right!!11"

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aa hahha how do you say teh

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i gotta turn these into cartoons or something. by the way im officialyl putting on my resume "volunteer time with chuckpalahniuk.net creating humorous text stories"

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Just like it's spelled I think.

'Teh.'

That's the way I say it in real life. Cause my brother and I call each other 'teh gay' nowadays. It's the big insult in the house of s.

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now you can say, "you may think im teh gay. but i will always be teh sexy"

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i][B]
[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] *kicks knox in ribs without even botherring to look down at him* quickly shut up! another benicio part

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] umm umm umm umm um that was a goo dmovie...awww look at him

*both look down at knox on the floor*

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1054365737[/IMG] he tired himself out and went for nap

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1931&dateline=1051070466[/IMG] aww thats so cute......are you sure he's not in a coma?[/B][/QUOTE]

peeing

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Remember when I said you made the best post ever knoxybear? I was wrong.

THAT RIGHT THERE is for sure the best post ever. You just keep getting better and better. By the time you hit that 2000 mark, they'll be so good I bet my head will explode!!!!

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mirkah, you had better peed your pants lol that will make my day. i once made another girl pee her pants in laughter, i need to add more to the list!!!!

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woooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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Cause you know. That I am teh sexy.

At least on the internet, where I can get guys to make me sammiches.

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]mirkah, you had better peed your pants lol that will make my day. i once made another girl pee her pants in laughter, i need to add more to the list!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

You have a list babe! ROTFLMAOPEE

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or put on theatres of teh funniness

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Oh man, I need to go to bed. The people on the different continents are getting up. It's like 9:30 in England right now. Soon the Australians will be here and everything will be shot.

Goodnight everyone. Big cyber-besos.

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damn right i have a list!!!!!

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night jane!!!!

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Once again, you've outdone yourself Knox. You never cease to amaze me, though you've yet to make me pee my pants.

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ha ha ha awesome

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tres teh funney, knoxious. although i'm a little miffed to have not appeared in any AMTs...i mean, i went out and got an aviator and everything!

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the reason.....i hate the simpsons with a passion

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is it because they're always making fun of canada? they make fun of austrailia, too, but wes still likes the show...

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nah, i find them old and tiring. that and the fact that everyone in ym towns lives by them like a bible. quoting them every chance possible. i fucking hate it, i cant stand the show, i dont even laugh at what use to be the funny episodes. i just find the show so unbearable to the point of puking

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B][img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/attachment.php?s=&postid=41072[/img] : I love it!

[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/attachment.php?s=&postid=43434[/img] : I can see how [i]you[/i] would love it. I'm just not sure its me.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] Go to my bunny thread Moe, and post k

[img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=1050086432[/img] : hello! I'm still confused! [/B][/QUOTE]

See Moe, there was little one that starred you pre real avatar in the Kill Kill Kill thread. I'm going to do a real one for you one of these days, I swear.

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mirkah, i totally missed that!! i feel sad for not thanking you for making a fake aviator for me and having it star in an ATM. a belated thanks Wink

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Awww, you're welcome. I'll do another one with you and Benny eating berries one of these days:)

btw: I did one yesterday with Jane, Wes and Benny getting it on in the Menage-a-Trois thread, you should check it out.

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no worries moe, eventually i'll get around to everyone doing one. maybe a christmas card or special greeeetings. or a chuck day card or something. and i will try to get your avatar in a current AMT, despite the simpsons reference. but to be totally honest, my ideas for AMT just come from random conversations. originally the most recent AMT was gonna appear in a thread that me jane and mirkah were inhabiting last night, just as a one line sentence. than i realised the potential for an AMT and the idea evolved from there. so how do you get in an AMT, talk with me or be apart of a ocnversation with me! lol simple simple

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Yeah, the inspiration comes and goes wth me too. Alas, the avatar muse is a fickle one. lol

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not a matter of inspiration, just timing