Avatar Masterpiece Theatre - The Viewer Edition

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k well everytime i start a new edition of Avatar Masterpiece Theatre, i always get barked at with new ideas, and people who werent yet included but should have been (which i dont mind, dont worry i'll get to ya just give it some time). so without trying to be a plagerist, post an idea here, for what you wanna see in the next Avatar Masterpiece Theatre. dotn give too much away, leave me an idea and something to work with. i.e. wes and knox run into cannibals and almost die should juts be "a cannibal one" but if you feel you really must give away the whole plot, just PM me

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well, you need a [b]porno[/b]. and perhaps a crime story re: my homie [b]Elian[/b]. i think you level of commitment to this AMT cause is rather outstanding.

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deffinatly an ellian one, im thinking; big time cuba gangster whos in disguise, or taking shelter and living and in rents and knox's closet?

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possibly, think scarface.

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My current one could work well in one, I think.

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throw the idea to me disx, by the way love the avatar, awesome band. played in toronto for 5 bucks a ticket, didnt go tho

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You fucker. They put on the absolute best shows ever. Both times I saw them I drove 5+ hours to see them. That's how good they are.

Uh. I'm uncreative. You think of something.

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yeah but i was only going to go with a girl, and she ended up cancelling, i was thinking due to the recent attack of newbies, a maybe "Night of the living dead" with the dead replaced with newbies

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scary thing is: i was listennin to MSI today

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]well, you need a [b]porno[/b]. and perhaps a crime story re: my homie [b]Elian[/b]. i think you level of commitment to this AMT cause is rather outstanding. [/B][/QUOTE]

I second the porno nomination. And I must insist that I be included somehow in the porno version of this.

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yes, i vote the Smoking Apple onto Porno Island. can Elian be a pimp? can he make dodgy cameos in all of these?

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Elian can be whatever he wants because I fear him.

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hurrah, thats the spirit. perhaps this smoking apple you sport can be his personal advisor, considering cuban cigars and all.

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i thought it was a pineapple.......damn it now i have to doa total rewrite!!!!!!

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My Dear Brother Knox,

Hi! How are you? I am having a fine time at summer camp.

I am writing today because I would just like to say, if you could have gangster Elian throw a bullet (shaped like a ball) at my head, it would be teh funniest thing in teh world.

Tell Mom and Dad I say I love them. Don't tell them I'm obviously lying, though Wink.

Save some cookies for me when I get home.

Love,

Will Smile Big

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Will is the cameo king. If Will is not in it with some kind of ball-to-the-head cameo, it is not worth viewing.

Not that I'm trying to cut into your artistic liscence or anything.

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LOL. There's what I want on my Tombstone.

"Here lies Will Tupper, Relentless Lover, Cameo King."

The Cameo Kings was a good movie, though. Or am I thinking of the Mambo Kings?

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Maybe I was thinking of, "When We Were King."

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Or, "Three Kings."

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Or any of Elvis's movies. Since he was the King!

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you know what's actually really pretty good? The Veggie Whopper.

At Burger King.

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And this one time, at band camp, I stuck all these checkers up my pussy and was like, "King me!"

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I liked Three Kings. Just George Clooney is just fucking HOT.

Uhh...I love you more though! I hear he's a real jerk IRL, and you are not!

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Um... okay. I'm out. I love you Jane!

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LOL. Thank you Jane. I love you too!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]And this one time, at band camp, I stuck all these checkers up my pussy and was like, "King me!" [/B][/QUOTE]

Band camp jokes are not funny to those of us who played the flute/went to band camp.

I only did one of those though, not both. Both would have made my life unbearable.

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Hey!

Maybe Elian could throw a ball shaped bullet at my head, knock me on my ass, and be crowned King for his heroic act!

Then he can be the mob guy who kills people. Just like the US Presidency! Smile Big

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It could be titled, "The King and I." Why hasn't anyone thought of that title before? that's a pretty good title!

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Also, this is going to be my last post for the evening. Just because I have a cool idea of what to change my title too. Love! Smile Big

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best elvis quote, on acceptance of a job at a fair:

'yeah, thats fine, just dont try and pay me in candyfloss'
- [url=http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058534]as 'Charlie Rogers' in Roustabout[/url].
such a fucking good word.

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That's awesome. I used to have a job where I had to wear candyfloss, but let's not talk about that Wink.

I am going to change my mind about that last post being my last post that I'm going to post this evening. Because I have a good idea for a group activity that I want to go post over in teh Diary thread.

It will be teh fun, and maybe even teh funney!

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i'm liking the new title, Will...although you've only known me for about 1000 posts. But I'm not complainin'; it's all good. With LOVE!

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Dearest jane, I feel like we've been posting to each other throughout infinity... so all my posts, in one or another - espeically the posts about teh Nyquil, and then teh posts about teh gay, and all teh posts up to this day - are for you.

When they publish teh book of all my posts, it will have to be inscribed, "For teh jane s. - Forever," just like teh Choke!

LOLOLOLO!!!!222221111!!!1111

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That is true. The other day, I said to myself, "What was life like before you knew the love of Willtupper?" And I DIDN"T KNOW!! It must've sucked hardcore. Who did I give my love to before? Stupid teenage boys who were totally undeserving of it, perhaps? Those rat bastards. You are soo much cooler. And I have all the love for you.

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Aw, yeah. Ladies and gentleman (and legally-tylerdurden), that right there is what we call teh LOVE POWER!

And jane and I, right now - you see us? We are just glowing in it! Let's hope it's not radioactive, you know what I'm saying? Now, here's another smooth love song from Barry White for all you cuddling cuties and huddling honeys out there... Smile Big

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Also (to get back on teh topic): Knox buddy, howzabout a plot where jane and I celebrate teh sweet love, and bad man Elian busts in and kidnaps her?

That would also be teh awesome!

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In fact it would be teh EXTRA awesome!

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It would be SO COOL if I got kidnapped by Elian. Or Wes. Either one is cool, cause either one of them could spirit me off to a foreign land. Then Willtupper could open the can of loving whoopass and KICK SOME ELIAN ASSSSS!!111

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That's a sweet plot, love. But I fear I'd be unable to rescue you, as ball shaped bullets continue to pummel my head!

WHO HERE WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO RESCUE MY FAIR MAIDEN? SPEAK UP, ONE OF YOU! WHO IS IT GOING TO BE? I SEE YOU HIDING BACK THERE! COME ON! Smile Big

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No one loves me enough to save me enough from gangsta Elian except you Will. Sad. But that is okay, my concussed hero! The kid is too young to take advantage of me anyway! I could probably beat him up quite easily.

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LOOOLLOLOL!!!@@2221!!!

I have teh new title for teh picture now!

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some people come up to me and sigh "hey nox, ow iss it tat ju come up with dese funny little staries" iss hard lemme tell ju dat ma friends, iss vory had, but i steek wit it ju kno?

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What are you, stoned?

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Maybe Knox is also concussed.

My ball tends to go pretty far!

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no just tired

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we were all emo before will. kill me.

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Wesley Snack, that made me cry. LOLOLOLOLo1111!!!22323gsdfgsfdgsfdgfdsgfd

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but you saved us all.
implying we were all emo, until you delivered us.

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Elian, are you going to kidnap me or what?

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i will take you back to cuba. lol. no. what on earth brought that Q. on sweet jane? ( i think thats a Velvet Underground song name, and i think i will be calling you that from now on )

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]Also (to get back on teh topic): Knox buddy, howzabout a plot where jane and I celebrate teh sweet love, and bad man Elian busts in and kidnaps her?

That would also be teh awesome! [/B][/QUOTE]

Dude, you gotta start going back and reading the threads. Smile You can call me that though, as everyone on the board seems to have a different name for me, and that one is cool.

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