Avatar Masterpiece Theatre - Act III

Genius. Knox, you are an absolute motherfucking genius.

The second, "Quick, pass me the lamp," is what makes it even funnier than the one before.

My head hurts from all the horrible things you throw at me. But it's okay. Because I still loooooooooooooove you.

I wish there was a way that Avatar Masterpiece Theatre could be it's own thread... like one at the top or something. And then you could have a showcase collection of your collected showcases.

That would be teh awesome. Knox! I salute you!

Also: wouldn't it be great for you if this was, like, a job skill or something? Fuck yeah!

Ahahahahaha.

Ha!

[IMG]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/IMG] : you know, this thread just would not be right unless i show up in it. i say, lets 'set your controls for the heart of the pelvis'. thats a PULP song y'know. ..... oh, youre too smart for me *sob*.... keith is inviting all the kids from school to a party here *sob*.... and im MAKING THE CAKE!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2168&dateline=1053314964[/IMG] : are you smoking what im smoking?

[IMG]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/IMG] : its not impossible.

WESLEY SNACK COME INTO CHAT AND CHAT WITH ME WESLEY SNACK

NEVER MIND WESLEY SNACK.

Also, Knox: I think Ian's avatar would work well in AMT. It would be teh funney!

for next ones, ummm as for job skill "internet puppeteer" sounds pretty good

Tuffys Appearance up there was Oscar winning material

"And the award for the best hamburger in a supporting role in an Avatar Threatre Short goes to..."

Tuff Stuff.

tupper, i gotta use you for more parts than the guy who gets hit in the head

Knox , I think that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me .

Although I kind of like that little niche I've carved out for myself. It's like the token "red shirt" who always gets killed in Star Trek. It's like, aw yeah... here comes the guy who gets hit in the head.

We know what's gonna happen to him!

But you are the theatre genius, and I salute you for it.

A possible plot idea: I could get hit in the head, and then wake up as someone else? Like, BAM! And when I wake up I'm a hamburger or something.

That might be teh funney. But this is your show, for real!

you'd havta get me an avatar tho!

Why? It would be teh funney if I got hit in the head and then I became someone else... like if I was YOU or something. It would fuck with peoples heads in a way that would be teh funney.

And besides, I don't know squat about avatars or their creation. Me getting hit in the head was a fluke.

but than you would have to stick with that new avatar for a day or two! or else it would make no sense!!!!!!

Oh. Yeah. Okay. I guess that's true.

I think the ball on teh head has maybe made me teh retarded.

man, you can make this avatar play thingy one helluva hot porno

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/attachment.php?s=&postid=45573[/IMG]
: i will kill you fucktard, snock. what kind of name is that anyway?

[IMG]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/IMG] : up yours little guy.

no i cant DoNotTrip

.

LMAFO!!!!

Hail Hail Wesley Snack, International Refugee of Mystery!

LOL

Knox, I bow before thy greatness. That was hilarious. You're a gifted young individual. I will gladly follow your rise to stardom as a great Avatar theater writer on Broadway. I can't wait for your first major production.

thankye, thankye. but youve got Ian to thank for getting me on the Elian trip.

It's kind of like in being John Malkovich when JM became the puppet guy. It'll be just like that. Only far more teh gay!

ha ha why thank you rents, i was waiting to hear what you had to say! but off to sleep now, good night!

It's kind of like he has a penis AND a vagina!

Will could come back as a bottle of NyQuil. Where's that old avatar of yours, eh?

[IMG]http://helios-arts.com/tehawards/dbldbl.jpg[/IMG] : hola, I'm wearing rubber pants.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=1053282826[/IMG] : that sounds uncomfortable, but kind of cool Rock on!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] .....thats the biggest fooking hamburger i've ever seen....eh mirkah?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=1052867757[/IMG] : I guess, if you go for that sort of thing.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=1050086437[/IMG] mmm, liverwurst spread thickly on thinly cut rye. Garnished with chopped hard boiled eggs and sweet red onion. Whoa!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] : WHAAAA! LIVER!!!!!, fuck dude, lol, no fookin way, serius dude

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=1050086437[/IMG] : ah Franklin, but wurst is to liver what I imagine bacon is to pizza in the great white north.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] : k I like pixxa all tasty and melted with all kin da different things all on it but no liver and no bacon. Hahaha. I'm canadian, bacon, lol. Its like french fries dude

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=1050086437[/IMG] : But you do agree, my dear man, that pizza is the poor mans sandwich.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] ahhhhhh,

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=225&dateline=1047966103[/IMG] teh sandwich LIVES! Yes! Thank you dear Franklin! OUCH! no no no, don't mind me. LOVE!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1052097496[/IMG] dude, frammy pays $5 to my paypal account when he callms me franklin

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=1050086437[/IMG] : Yes Will, tis true, a gentlemens agreement between two gentlemen.

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=225&dateline=1047966103[/IMG] teh sandwich!

[IMG]http://helios-arts.com/tehawards/dbldbl.jpg[/IMG] : Chopped fucking liver, eh. Thats what I'm being compared too now?

[img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img] : Sandwiches? Pizza? Gnocchi is where its at mates.

The way you captured all of their voices was just...beautiful.

*slowly claps in awe and amazement*

you need a [img]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1399&dateline=1053400573[/img] and/or a [img]http://tiger.xprofile.net/upload/1217/dancinggir.gif[/img] in there yknow. please dont ignore my veins.

You need an Andy Garcia avatar baby, then I'll immortalize you in the puppet magic.

when a man loves a woman? fuck that.

when a who wears a what? yeah, fuck that.

You need to make another one about me too. Just because I said so. Dang it.

Dang it, I think I will. Soon

while it's impossible to ignore mirkah is stealing knox's idea and making it better (see also: bill gates/steve jobs), i'd like to point out that mirkah's AMT is in cultster voices, while knox's work is in aviator voices.

slight difference, but yous guys is teh funny.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]while it's impossible to ignore mirkah is stealing knox's idea [/B][/QUOTE]

No, no Moe. this is the avatar puppetry [i]workshop[/i]. All are welcome to try their hand at the puppetry. Its Knox's great vision and I'm happy to be part of it:)

But thank you for the compliment. Puleese get an avatar asap!

Nice avatar Tuff, is that Isabel? Cutsies, the both of you!

bah...lemme see what i can do.

boo hiss...he doesn't look so hot.

i turned him off. i don't have the patience.

Hi Knox ::waving::