To my bosses: Could you guys take the political discussions elsewhere? You've been having the same "Obama is ruining the country and Republicans are genetically superior to every one else" talk almost every day since last summer. It's getting kind of annoying.
To the customer service girl: Stop asking me to go partying with you. I'm not interested and I find you kind of pathetic. Also, I don't care that you've been working here for almost six years, you're not a manager, so stop trying to act like one. And for fucks sake stop forwarding calls to me for stupid shit like customers asking if we carry a certain kind of shampoo. Again, you've worked here for almost six years, you should know stuff like this. Maybe that's why you're not a manager.
To the weird guy we recently hired who says he's in the army: You're really weird. Please go away and stop trying to talk to me. You mumble and half the shit you say is nonsensical.
To the other guy we just hired: Nickleback is you're favorite band. That's all I really need to know about you.