Attention: Jane is a pie.
I will take sugar structure. I wanted Russian Tea Cake. Oh well.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
ATTENTION: RONNIE IS A BACON CAKE
HO-LEE-SHEET.
i want to try this.
ATTENTION: LEVI IS RUSSIAN TEA CAKE.
ATTENTION: TONEISSUGARSCULPTUREGINGERBREAD.
What is i?
eww. those russian tea cakes looks like they were made in someone's house. I need approved kitchens from like a bakery that has a license to sell and prepare food.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
there we go.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Those look nearly exactly the same as the others. Besides, you're not old enough to be expertly made yet.
Actally, nevermind. I scrolled back up and the first ones look ucky, like lots of fingers touched them.
i'm not old enough to be expertly made yet??
I am an old soul, ma'am.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
ATTENTION: TAYLOR IS A CUPCAKE TOWER
Hardyhar@ma'am.
Your food doppelganger should come as a spontaneous utterance from another who has been moved by the spirit/scent of the great cheese.
I know what my food doppelganger really is but I'll let you guys choose something.
ATTENTION: JAZ IS A WATERMELON BURRO.
ATTENTION: Z IS A KISSY STARWARS CAKE.
An incestual cake!!!
This thread is crazy!
You're welcome.
That was your cue to assign me food, you culinary fairy!
Too easy:
ATTENTION: MIKE IS CHILLED, FAUX MONKEY BRAINS.
Edit: fix'd
EW.
You're a brighter little soul than all of the jaded people here. Never take them seriously. NEVER.
There is hope, but not for us.
ATTENTION: IRONMANS HIS A BLLLERGRGH CAKE.
ATTENTION: JAKE IS A TWINKIE.
Your food doppelganger should come as a spontaneous utterance from another who has been moved by the spirit/scent of the great cheese.
I know what my food doppelganger really is but I'll let you guys choose something.
ATTENTION: JAZ IS A WATERMELON BURRO.
hahahaha!
I'll be strawberry tiramisu.
ATTENTION: Minerva is Japanese uguisu cookie.
Why?
Cause you think I've had a kneading and pounding by some Asian dude.
OOOOHHHH!!!
Basically.
she said it, not any of us. It's true though.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
I'm late:
"Easy as Jane."-Win.
"Bye, bye, Miss American Jane"-Fail.
"Eat humble Jane"-Win.
"American as apple Jane."-Fail.
Here's my "Jane is like pie" logic: A pie is rather tough on the outside, while it is typically soft, warm and sweet on the inside. I don't know Jane well enough to know if this applies. I myself am a cake man.
Examples of cake: Timbs, Alecia, Z, Chenoa.
"Have your and eat it too."-Win
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
Have your Alecia and eat it too.
Yeah, I like it.
Edit: That's creepy
Pie isn't meant to be tough on the outside, it is crumbly and flaky, you must be eating odd pies. Stale pies.
"Easy as Jane."-Win.
"Bye, bye, Miss American Jane"-Fail.
"Eat humble Jane"-Win.
"American as apple Jane."-Fail.
Here's my "Jane is like pie" logic: A pie is rather tough on the outside, while it is typically soft, warm and sweet on the inside. I don't know Jane well enough to know if this applies. I myself am a cake man.
Examples of cake: Timbs, Alecia, Z, Chenoa.
"Have your and eat it too."-Win
I'm going to need you to elaborate on this "cake" thing. What's the logic?
I'm a pie. A pizza pie full of bacon, sausage, and pepperoni.
You are a whole damn feast of a meal according to this thread!
"Easy as Jane."-Win.
"Bye, bye, Miss American Jane"-Fail.
"Eat humble Jane"-Win.
"American as apple Jane."-Fail.
Here's my "Jane is like pie" logic: A pie is rather tough on the outside, while it is typically soft, warm and sweet on the inside. I don't know Jane well enough to know if this applies. I myself am a cake man.
Examples of cake: Timbs, Alecia, Z, Chenoa.
"Have your and eat it too."-Win
I'm going to need you to elaborate on this "cake" thing. What's the logic?
For you my dear?
Cake is simply delicious. You can have cake at 3am, or 3 in the afternoon.
You....would be a chocolate cake. Rich, creamy, moist, multi-layered, and the cause of many a craving. Give me that cake....some strawberries...a tall glass of milk....and some fucking Berry White. Goddamnitall. Now I'm both hungry and horny.
Stinging, as the thorn, is the splinter. From a seedling born...works itself under my skin.
"You are an insolent cuntface. If that happened to you, the UK would refuse to foot the bill on account of your fuckheadery."-tom9d
"Does fuckheadery count as a pre-existing condition?"-Fano
"Hunger is the best mustard"-Xec8
"i wanna see what a slutty shark looks like. i bet it loses a lot more teeth.-"BloodSugar1308
And it is all true.
"Easy as Jane."-Win.
"Bye, bye, Miss American Jane"-Fail.
"Eat humble Jane"-Win.
"American as apple Jane."-Fail.
Here's my "Jane is like pie" logic: A pie is rather tough on the outside, while it is typically soft, warm and sweet on the inside. I don't know Jane well enough to know if this applies. I myself am a cake man.
Examples of cake: Timbs, Alecia, Z, Chenoa.
"Have your and eat it too."-Win
I'm going to need you to elaborate on this "cake" thing. What's the logic?
For you my dear?
Cake is simply delicious. You can have cake at 3am, or 3 in the afternoon.
You....would be a chocolate cake. Rich, creamy, moist, multi-layered, and the cause of many a craving. Give me that cake....some strawberries...a tall glass of milk....and some fucking Berry White. Goddamnitall. Now I'm both hungry and horny.
NNNNooooooo, I'm more like an onion. Like Shrek.
ATTENTION: TIMBERLY IS A PARFAIT
ATTENTION: TIMBERLY IS GOOD FOR YOU AND MUFUCKIN DAHLICIOUS.
"Have your [insert name from above] and eat it too."-Win
I'm going to need you to elaborate on this "cake" thing. What's the logic?
He flirts ineffectively with cake, too?
This is why we can't have nice things.
ATTENTION: THERE'S A BUNNY IN THE PARFAIT
There is hope, but not for us.
ATTENTION: I saw the bunny, too!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Nononono. That's just me.
ATTENTION: HAUNTED PARFAIT, HOLY CRAP IT'S LOOKING AT US
That bunny can see forever.
ATTENTION: Timberly is shaped like a bunny.
This is why we can't have nice things.
ATTENTION: MENA IS AN ELF CAKE.
HOT DAMN! I got a good one! Woot!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Great thread.
Mustache cupcake should be Frank.
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