Attention: Jane is a pie.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:26

#51

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

I'm awesome!

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:28

#52

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

hmmm... imma eat you all!!!

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:34

#53

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

What am I?

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:40

#54

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

What am I?

Attention: Mike is a marshmallow sheep treat.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:42

#55

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

Smartazboy wrote:

Me. Now.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:43

#56

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Are you guys prepared..?

For what I'm gonna say...

I've wanted to say this since assignments began....

Alright...

This is gonna be awesome...

Here it goes...

Eat me.

Thanks Timberly.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:44

#57

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:45

#58

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

That churro was for Frank, but i've decided it's racist and demand he get something that has nothing to do with his ethnicity!

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:49

#59

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Smartazboy wrote:

Me. Now.

Atención: Frank es señor Taco.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:51

#60

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

Racist.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:51

#61

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

HAHAHahahaha. Kidding. But really,

Attention: Frank is a vagina cake.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:52

#62

ejrathke

radical

Joined: 02/08/2008

Ishy! It even has a clitring!

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:53

#63

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

do me do me. and no, that doesn't mean i'm a pie too.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 00:54

#64

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

that cake is INCREDIBLEEEEEEE!!!!

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:04

#65

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

matthew.odonnell wrote:

do me do me. and no, that doesn't mean i'm a pie too.

Attention: Matthew is an Angry Train Cake.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:02

#66

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

i can't see it Sad

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:02

#67

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I LOL'ed at eddy's post, then LMAO'ed at Timb's first, and finally with Timberly's last post I ROFLLMFAOBBQ'ed!

Why a vagina cake? Because you are what you eat?

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:09

#68

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Because, my dearest Frank, who of the Culties would are most likely to be a Vagina Cake?

Edit: Ok, apparently I type like teh Ironmanz now. You get what I meant.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:28

#69

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

why am i chitty chitty bang bang's angry non-famous brother?

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:30

#70

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

matthew.odonnell wrote:

why am i chitty chitty bang bang's angry non-famous brother?

Well I was gonna' give you a kangaroo cake, but that'ad been to OBVIOUS.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 01:35

#71

matthew.odonnell

The Fist Typist

From: Down Undaaaaaah!

Joined: 07/07/2009

fair enough. i was in a chitty chitty play back in kindergarten. good times.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 06:08

#72

elegantly_bitter

Glibly undaunted

From: Melbourne

Joined: 05/28/2007

All this talk of baked goods is making me fiendishly hungry. And I only ate dinner an hour ago.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 16:27

#73

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:02

#74

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

elegantly_bitter is christmas sugarplums, don't ask me why, she jusy is.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:04

#75

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

pepper wrote:

elegantly_bitter is christmas sugarplums, don't ask me why, she jusy is.

Not until it's announced in h1, she's not.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:07

#76

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

SAM IS SURGAR PLUMS

(ppsst... her name is sam right? I'm worried I am misremembering now...)

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:06

#77

ScarecrowJack

From: London

Joined: 04/03/2008

I wants to be a dessert.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:07

#78

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

ScarecrowJack wrote:

I wants to be a dessert.

You're a fruit cake.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:13

#79

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

xec8 wrote:

ScarecrowJack wrote:

I wants to be a dessert.

You're a fruit cake.

ATTENTION: JACK IS A FRUITCAKE.

Edit: The little men are made from macaroons, making this more of a Jack and Phil cake.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 18:14

#80

ScarecrowJack

From: London

Joined: 04/03/2008

That top hat is mine. No fucking arguments.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 19:31

#81

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

I want in on this. I bet I'll be prune juice.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 19:36

#82

elegantly_bitter

Glibly undaunted

From: Melbourne

Joined: 05/28/2007

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

pepper wrote:

elegantly_bitter is christmas sugarplums, don't ask me why, she jusy is.

Not until it's announced in h1, she's not.

I've no idea what those are, but they look delightful.

Yes, my name is Sam

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 19:39

#83

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Now look, people shouldn't go assigning themselves, it's not real that way.

Your food doppelganger should come as a spontaneous utterance from another who has been moved by the spirit/scent of the great cheese.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 20:11

#84

technicolorxxx

Lunatics can't feel the cold

Joined: 04/18/2010

jane s. wrote:

Attention: Timberly is a pumpkin made out of marzipan.

Those are pretty!
*sorry for ruining the thread but I couldn't resist*

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 20:44

#85

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

pepper wrote:

Now look, people shouldn't go assigning themselves, it's not real that way.

Your food doppelganger should come as a spontaneous utterance from another who has been moved by the spirit/scent of the great cheese.

I know what my food doppelganger really is but I'll let you guys choose something.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 21:37

#86

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

pepper wrote:

jusy

lol

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:12

#87

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

ATTENTION: RONNIE IS A BACON CAKE

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:31

#88

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

BloodSugar1308 wrote:

attention: toneisabaklava

ATTENTION: UR DOIN IT WRONNG

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:34

#89

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

attention: toneisabaklava

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Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:37

#90

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

FUCK YOU FANO! YOU CANNOT GIFT IT TO HIM! HE SEALED HIS OWN FATE:

ATTENTION: TONY IS CAT LITTER PIE.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:39

#91

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

ATTENTION: TUFFY IS A GOURMET CABBAGE SOUP.

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:43

#92

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

ATTENTION: LEVI IS A SUGAR SCULPTURE.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 22:46

#93

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

littlemissmcrapey wrote:

FUCK YOU FANO! YOU CANNOT GIFT IT TO HIM! HE SEALED HIS OWN FATE:

Attention: TIMBERLY IS A TYRANT.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 01:49

#94

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

I LIKE JANE! Therefore I like pie.

I must be something yummy too?!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 01:56

#95

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Imke wrote:

I LIKE JANE! Therefore I like pie.

I must be something yummy too?!

ATTENTION: IMKE IS A CAT-FACE CAKE.

Edit: Although now that I read it, it seems a bit like a Frank cake. THE DESSERT STILL STANDS!

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 01:57

#96

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

jane s. wrote:

ATTENTION: TUFFY IS A GOURMET CABBAGE SOUP.

...

Oh, I get it, Jane.

No tasty dessert, I.

Man.

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Thu, 05/06/2010 - 02:01

#97

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Freemena wrote:

I want in on this. I bet I'll be prune juice.

ATTENTION: MENA IS AN ELF CAKE.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 02:02

#98

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

I think that's an avatarcake.

Or Mena is a drow.

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Thu, 05/06/2010 - 02:08

#99

littlemissmcrapey

From: Dixie

Joined: 12/09/2007

Tuffy wrote:

jane s. wrote:

ATTENTION: TUFFY IS A GOURMET CABBAGE SOUP.

...

Oh, I get it, Jane.

No tasty dessert, I.

Man.

Nononono. The Tuffy couldn't possibly be described in a simple dessert fashion. The Tuffy is comprised of a main dish AND a dessert. Clearly, Jane accidently left off the dessert. And so,

ATTENTION: TUFFY IS A MUSTACHE CUPCAKE.

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jane s. wrote:

I can't understand, at the deepest level, why all of you seem to want to mash your faces together. I look at human beings and see the equivalent of a pile of gears.

jane s. wrote:

Gay sex flying all about.

Thu, 05/06/2010 - 02:27

#100

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

mustache cupcake is so mysterious.