Jane is a pie

Pie tastes good

You draw the conclusion.

Pies are pretty, a work of art. Like Jane.

I was going to bake some pie, my pie would be nothing compared to Jane Pie.

(I suspect I might be missing an inside joke here, but I want to play along anyway.)

Sometimes, pies have seeds in 'em. I don't like pie with seeds. But not always.

Jack just told me it's brave to admit that I'm composed solely of pie. Like Rosa Parks.

I don't know if this means Rosa Parks is brave or made of pie, or perhaps both.

Before Rosa Parks came along, pies had to be placed at the back of the bus.

I though you put them on window sills for people to steal...I wouldn't put jane on a window sill cause then someone would steal her away...

Clowns throw Jane at each other's faces.

If you cut a hole in her and warm Jane up, it feels almost like the real thing.

Jane is best left in the oven for a while.

Or so you've heard.

EDIT: This was directed at Frank, of course.

Also, when you film someone ejaculating into a woman, it's called a cream Jane.

Yeah I heard you can get instant jane now but its not as good as the real thing.

Pies get baked. Jane gets baked.

Pies get eaten. Jane eats pies. Jane eats herself.

I like this logic.

I can compute Jane to the first 100 decimals.

...I was going to make an "eat a pie for days" type joke, but those seem pretty well covered.

Is that a pie cozy? Like a thing you use to cover pie to keep it warm?

Jane is probably pumpkin pie.

No, no, no. Jane "Merribottom" Skinner is most definitely a Mayhaw Pie.

There is pumpkin pie in my oven. My house smells like Jane. Jane smells yummy.

Later I will serve Jane with whipping cream. Everyones bellies and hearts will be fulfilled because of Jane.

where are you nate, we need you here.

Jane is a rhubarb pie. Because if you don't prepare her right - she can be poisonous!

ATTENTION: PHIL IS NOW A MACAROON.

this thread, coupled with the names thread, would later come to be known as the epitome of the 'absurdist' years at the cult.

Attention: Phil is delicious.

I can make delicious Vegan pies.
Jane can be vegan. I can eat Jane.
There's noway we can make vegan macaroons.
Phil cannot be vegan. I cannot eat Phil.

I want phil.

Those, however, are not macaroons. No matter what you say. I want those either way.

This is Phil:

Phil is sticky.

That's what Jack said.

Which of you shall become Nipples of Venus? The tension mounts!

Z, duh.

i want to be a russian tea cake.

I like Jane pie.

I would say that this thread took a turn for the weird while I was gone, but then I thought, when was it ever normal?

People, you cannot choose what delicious food eatery you are. It must be assigned!

Exactly. And with that,

ATTENTION: NIGHTRIOUS IS A FIENDISH, CHOCOLATE DRAGON!

What am I? (I hate black olives, doan make me one of does).

ScubaSteve is a Bonefish Grill!

Fano is...

ESCARGOT

I can't post a picture because snails freak me out, though.

Attention: Timberly is a pumpkin made out of marzipan.

Me. Now.

I AM A FANCY BITCH.

Attention: Timberly is a fancy bitch.

This weird has actually taken a turn for the normal; it now being a Post Here and I Will Tell You thread.

/SCGIT!

Edit:

Escargot!

ATTENTION: ALECIA IS A GOURMET ICECREAM SWAN.

AHAHAHHAHAHAA XD