ATTEN: ScribblingDes (A Birthday Thread, Y'all)
It's your birthday tomorrow! Live it up!
(If this cake sits around here any longer I'ma cut a slice, so I had to give it to you today.)
Hugses!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Happy Birthday Melody. It is nice to have you back again. 
Cake cookies. I know you're probably not feeling up to eating them but I'll eat them for you like any good internet friend would.
In Yinzburgh those are "gobs". Yummy yummy red velvet gobs. I don't know what they're called elsewhere.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Jeeze, way to jump the gun Tuffy.
Thanks and all.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Ps, someone better make me an actual birthday thread on my actual birthday. Damn it.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Pps, sorry, I'm a little grumpy at the moment.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Is your birthday not actually tomorrow?
Fuck. Gimme my cake back.
It is tomorrow, just not today.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
The birthday thread is one of the best things! It can't all happen a day early!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Tuffy must really hate you to do this to you.
Of course not, it's just the opposite.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh good lordy lolslols.
Okay, I'm going to bed now, so I'm sure this thread will be just fine since only a few people posted all ready. Sigh, men and their silly reasons for doing silly things.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Happy birthday, Melody!
I waited until it was your actual birthday to wish you a happy birthday, Melody.
Happy Birthday!
I picked out that cake because I remembered you saying you liked flowers.
Have a great day!
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Happy Birthday Melondy.
Thank you for the birthday wishes, sorry for bring cranky last night, there were extenuating circumstances.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Happy birthday! I hope your week improves vastly and immediately.
Happy birthday, Melody! You used to scare the crap out of me, but I really like you now.
Happy Birthday; I got you some spam. Hope it fits.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm allowed to say it now! APPY BIRFDAY! Have a lovely day of treats.
Happy birthday, Melody!
since there are enough cakes in here, I got you some macarons instead
Holy shit! I got my very own birthday spam!! How special!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Welcome to the oh so exclusive club.
Happy Birthday Melody I hope you have a O positive one
Leave it to Jaz to steal the show and give the most awesome cakes.
Um, Jaz, just gave me a cake with a half naked Eric Northman on it. Irina is right, she wins the thread.
Y'all are all awesome. My birthday was pretty great except for my car not starting twice and continuing to not start this morning. I have a picture of my cupcake to post later, but I have to run right now!
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Be happy, it is your birthday.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
That is quite frightening.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Glad you like your cakes. I wasn't sure if you would be upset that the Eric Northman cake was half eaten...I couldn't help myself 
I wouldn't be able to either, if I could have chocolate.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I missed this thread because I was away due to family stuff. So I was looking for an apology cake and I came across this:
I couldn't stop laughing.
But, here's a real cake that reminds me of you for some reason. Happy Birthday!
Oh man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That first one...bahaha.
What if she *wants* semen in her eyes?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Happy Birthday!
It's okay that y'all are late, you have good excuses.
And no one wants semen in their eye. I promise.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Happy almost birthday Mel!