Ask A Pornstar
correct.
it's just when the vagina looks like nothing more than someone has come up the girl with a biro and drawn a line over their pubic bone.
vulgar, i know. my brother and his friends coined the term.
this will give you some indication of different types of vaginas. again, courtesy of my vulgar brother and his friends, who are unfortunately talented with a pencil.
If I may I would like to state that my opinion is a little different than Mr. O'Donnel's.
I believe that every vagina is beautiful in it's own way - like an underwater flower or tropical fruit.
Except for number 28 because it reminds me of the queen alien laying eggs in Aliens.
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More porn party pictures. NSFW: http://www.pbase.com/rickkk/kress_62510
I recognize one person in those pictures. The black guy.
Number 18 looks like it threw up.
Wait a minute these aren't vaginas at all! It's a camel chewing a piece of gum in profile right?
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None of those are vaginae. They are pudenda.
We would have also accepted "vulvae".
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"Montes pubis" would have garnered a bonus chip.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
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i believe you mean" armpit PENLINE!
Have we learned nothing?!! It's armpit pudenda!
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/05/colbert-hammers-fox-news_n_6722...
Link to a video of my blow-up doll on The Colbert Report last night. Go to 5:40 of the video.
Dude, you're on the TV!! Sort of.
My facsimile has moved up to c-list and I'm still d-list.
LOL Nielsen Mandela
That was a pretty funny bit. And fucking classy.
There is hope, but not for us.
What I want to know is when you(Tyler) are going to get a guest spot on
The Boondocks? I think Aaron McGruder could totally make a masterpiece about black porn stars. In fact I think you would be the perfect character for his show. An articulate black porn star trying to get a writing deal who has his own blow up doll.
Have you had sex with Sasha GRAY?!
I coulda swore somebody already asked that...
The Boondocks? I think Aaron McGruder could totally make a masterpiece about black porn stars. In fact I think you would be the perfect character for his show. An articulate black porn star trying to get a writing deal who has his own blow up doll.
Any mainstream crossover success will never happen as long as I'm know primarily for screwing and eating vaginae. TV shows that would have me on without the intent being to belittle me would be seen as an ipso facto endorsement of not only my career but what I represent as a human being. (The exception to this would be a few times I've done softcore stuff for HBO/Skinemax, but even then, the crew made it clear the hilarity of me pursuing a writing career.)
This is why I rarely give interviews on mainstream radio: three quarters of the time spent on a program I'm battling back to get to neutral with the hosts (whom almost always believe I'm an easy, inarticulate target to pot shot) to even begin to discuss why I'm on their show. The last radio show I've done was in the heat of the Tiger Woods bullshit and I made my satire, Tyler's Wood, about the events. It was the The Roe Conn Show (WLS 890 AM), a Midwest version of Howard Stern. When I got tired of the jabs I turned it around on them, and I knew I'd never be back on because I don't play nice, but it was worth it.
I'm less than a nobody in the world of literature. I've published a dozen short stories in literary journals that nobody's ever heard of, and I have a modest blog. Nothing of significance has been accomplished so far, but even when that changes I still don't hold much faith things will be different.
The stigma of people fucking (professionally) is astounding. It's not like I'd go around fucking a thousand women and videotaping it for free if the same people that treat me with derision weren't paying me for it. (What people? Half the Goddamn planet practically, with billions upon billions of dollars.) Yet, you'd have never heard of some celebrities if they didn't do one sex tape (Kardashian) much less care about them if you have heard of them (Hilton).
A few years ago, VIVID Video called my agent, requesting me to make a premeditated sex tape with a female celebrity (whom I've never even met) so it could be released and revive interest in her dead career. They wanted me to be all thugged out with those fake gold teeth grills. It was pitched to my agent as "We need him to be really ghetto! This is a very important event that could change Tyler's life!", ha ha. I declined. Now, we've got Laurence Fishburn's daughter. She just made a sex tape for VIVID. What the fuck?
My point is: in a society that values celebrity for nothing, and the average American knows of Snookie but not of Sotomayor, I'd prefer to remain as unknown as possible until I accomplish something of merit, worthy of celebrity.
Sorry, I'm still prone to long digressions.
at least your digressions are eloquent and interesting, Tyler.
so...how was it nailing Bree Olson's lovely penline?
also, have you ever boned Nicole Graves? she has one nice vagaina. all hail the penline!
let's make this easy: do you have a complete list of pornstar women you have had sex with? if so, please post.
Geez.
Google, mutha fucka, do you peak it?!
{Samuel L. Jackson gif.}
Also, I like and appreciate Tyler and will seriously buy any books he ever releases and OMG can you believe we have or own porn star?!
That's impossible.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
I could use some of Mandela's Negro magic. This is a common piece of hate e-mail (got this an hour ago):
Gabe Bataus sent you a message.
Re: hey big fan here...
"Just want to ask if you could kill yourself you grimy, knuckle-dragging nigger?
If your big-lipped, nappy ape self could stop breathing and leave the air for those of us who are worth something then the humans on the planet would appreciate it.
Thanks.
-A big fan
Notice the innocuous subject line? I have to open it to respond with thanks, right?
Getting called "nigger" thirty times a month--month after month, year after year--often with death treats (or wishes, like this one), no matter how secure you are can have a cumulative effect on your perspective of mankind.
Even when you go a day without an e-mail like this, the specters of all the previous one's presence are like a second person reading over your shoulder.
This is my world. I created it. Nobody put a gun to my head and told me to pursue fame. So I must deal.
That sucks.
Thirty times a month? So basically every day?
I can't even wrap my head around that.
There is hope, but not for us.
Hate mail with racial sentiments? Yes, more or less daily.
The ones that fall into death threats and "I hope you die" category, perhaps weekly. The rhetoric has increased in its passion over the past year. I take it seriously enough so that I'll no longer Tweet where I am, or Facebook where I will be for appearances, events, and so forth.
this will give you some indication of different types of vaginas. again, courtesy of my vulgar brother and his friends, who are unfortunately talented with a pencil.
I don't believe I've ever seen number thirty.
let's hope no one has!
Number 30 looks like the forehead of an upset bulldog... or first girlfriend/nanny.
I could use some of Mandela's Negro magic. This is a common piece of hate e-mail (got this an hour ago):
Gabe Bataus sent you a message.
Re: hey big fan here...
"Just want to ask if you could kill yourself you grimy, knuckle-dragging nigger?
If your big-lipped, nappy ape self could stop breathing and leave the air for those of us who are worth something then the humans on the planet would appreciate it.
Thanks.
-A big fan
Notice the innocuous subject line? I have to open it to respond with thanks, right?
Getting called "nigger" thirty times a month--month after month, year after year--often with death treats (or wishes, like this one), no matter how secure you are can have a cumulative effect on your perspective of mankind.
Even when you go a day without an e-mail like this, the specters of all the previous one's presence are like a second person reading over your shoulder.
This is my world. I created it. Nobody put a gun to my head and told me to pursue fame. So I must deal.
This sucks. The only thing that sucks worse than this is the fact that the person that wrote this probably has no concept of the fact that he is writing to a real human being. I honestly don't know how you could take it, year after year.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I could use some of Mandela's Negro magic. This is a common piece of hate e-mail (got this an hour ago):
Gabe Bataus sent you a message.
Re: hey big fan here...
"Just want to ask if you could kill yourself you grimy, knuckle-dragging nigger?
If your big-lipped, nappy ape self could stop breathing and leave the air for those of us who are worth something then the humans on the planet would appreciate it.
Thanks.
-A big fan
Notice the innocuous subject line? I have to open it to respond with thanks, right?
Getting called "nigger" thirty times a month--month after month, year after year--often with death treats (or wishes, like this one), no matter how secure you are can have a cumulative effect on your perspective of mankind.
Even when you go a day without an e-mail like this, the specters of all the previous one's presence are like a second person reading over your shoulder.
This is my world. I created it. Nobody put a gun to my head and told me to pursue fame. So I must deal.
This sucks. The only thing that sucks worse than this is the fact that the person that wrote this probably has no concept of the fact that he is writing to a real human being. I honestly don't know how you could take it, year after year.
I use it. It serves me, because the other possibility is not an acceptable alternative.
Each time, jet fuel sprayed into my furnace.
There's obviously a lot of self-loathing/insecurity going on for someone to write that to you, coupled with the anonymous security of the internets. It is unfathomable, trying to wrap my brain around dealing with a daily dose of that. Humans never cease to amaze when it comes to lowering my expectations.
Sadly, I lived with a person that would write something like that. About the only positive thing I can say about it is that my expectations concerning humanity cannot possibly be lowered. There's no where to go butt up.
Hehe, see what I did there? I amused myself. It was part of that whole humanity expectations thing. Because I am human and have very low expectations of even myself.
It's an introvert's masturbation.
And now for something completely different.
(cue next poster - please be completely different)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I could use some of Mandela's Negro magic. This is a common piece of hate e-mail (got this an hour ago):
Gabe Bataus sent you a message.
Re: hey big fan here...
"Just want to ask if you could kill yourself you grimy, knuckle-dragging nigger?
If your big-lipped, nappy ape self could stop breathing and leave the air for those of us who are worth something then the humans on the planet would appreciate it.
Thanks.
-A big fan
Notice the innocuous subject line? I have to open it to respond with thanks, right?
Getting called "nigger" thirty times a month--month after month, year after year--often with death treats (or wishes, like this one), no matter how secure you are can have a cumulative effect on your perspective of mankind.
Even when you go a day without an e-mail like this, the specters of all the previous one's presence are like a second person reading over your shoulder.
This is my world. I created it. Nobody put a gun to my head and told me to pursue fame. So I must deal.
Sounds like some of the Hate mail I used to get being a GM for WOW. Although they couldn't see my real race so I got called all sorts of crazy shit. Actually my GM Character got called it..lol
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
this will give you some indication of different types of vaginas. again, courtesy of my vulgar brother and his friends, who are unfortunately talented with a pencil.
I don't believe I've ever seen number thirty.
there I am # 25 I challenge the other girls and guys as to be so risky . who (or what ) do you look like?
" Como vivan jusgan ." -Abuebue
" una dia como tu vey a mi , es como voy avede a ti" -Abueabue
" THAT IS IT BROOKE HOGAN THAT IS THE LAST ABORTION." HULKAMANIA
thankyou for being so honest, Hopi. and may i say, what a lovely vagina you have.
i looked everywhere for a penis one, but unfortunately there isn't one. not that i can find anyway. i challenge someone from the cult with drawing skills to make a dick chart.
new thread? ladies of the cult, care to confess?
matty i'm pretty sure i shared my number with you when you shared this.
From memory, I will say 28.
frank #28 is a decoy, it's really a drawing of a roast beef sandwich.
That's probably why I'm hungry.
i'm pretty sure you did too. it was in chat the first time i revealed the picture. but i can't remember what you were.
that's it. i'm making a thread for it. i don't even care how repulsively misogynistic it is.
haha do it matty!
done.
I'm gonna be live on Joe Rogan's podcast Tuesday, 9.7.2010 at 3pm PST for anyone that cares. http://blog.joerogan.net/#
penline = the opposite of an arbys roast beef sandwich.
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