Ask a guy who likes furry porn anything
Thank you for this, furries.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Si vis pacem, para bellum
This is the most confusing shit ever because in one of their commercials they're drinking the stuff and in another they're using it as an aftershave.
Is it too geeky if I point out that Fury Penn has the wrong fingernail painted?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Hahhahhah
no
that isn't the wrong finger though.
unless my eyes are crossed.
Since when is it a bad thing to be a geek anyway?
I prefer to think of myself as a nerd, but I am most likely just a dork.
Justin,
Why have you not attempted to write fetish porn yet?
I have wanted to suggest it for a while, as your two great loves seem to be weird porn and movies, and you desperately wish to screen write or at least get on a set with a broom if nothing else.
Sincerely,
Amber
No, I looked at it again (I skimmed earlier); it's the right fingernail.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I half wish it was the wrong one just so you could be an extra super geek.
Watching the 21 Jump Street movie depressed me a little. Is it really socially acceptable now to be a geek and be cool in high school?
Yeah, I think so. It's definitely becoming more trendy. Especially with video games and "gamer/geeky girls".
F*CK!
Yep, everybody two straps it now.
Why have you not attempted to write fetish porn yet?
I have wanted to suggest it for a while, as your two great loves seem to be weird porn and movies, and you desperately wish to screen write or at least get on a set with a broom if nothing else.
Sincerely,
Amber
I have tried in the past but I don't really do prose writing.
What is your favorite color?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Who's your favorite person?
Who are you voting for?
Don't really have one, John Goodman, and I don't vote.
John Goodman really does seem like a most awesome person.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I love that man. John Goodman I mean
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
How can you not vote?! One of the candidates wants to take away your furry pern!!
Damn Obamney. That Romnama is going to take everything good and pure in this world.
Anyway. What was your favorite subject in school? Your favorite book? Who's the most attractive famous woman you can think of? Not to bang. Just like, aesthetically.
And is fur color important? Or are you guys beyond that?
And is fur color important? Or are you guys beyond that?
-Journalism because it was a blowoff class and I only had to do 1-3 assignments a month and could leave class early.
-Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson.
-Christina Hendricks.
-I personally hate it when artists use a shitload of unnatural colors for fur. A tiger with green fur is fine but a tiger with RAINBOW fur? That's just faggoty.
Surprised you're all asking me normal questions. Was expecting a shitload of weird questions about the furry community and such.
The details of your personal life are far more interesting.
I JUST had to read the first chapter of Jesus' Son for a class last week. It was really good.
A tiger with green fur is fine but a tiger with RAINBOW fur? That's just faggoty.
So so so very quoteful. I'm going to leave now because this is the best thing that the cult will produce tonight.
-Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson.
Nice! I've read that book so many times. It's definitely top 10, maybe 5, for me.
Already Dead: A California Gothic is almost as good. Almost.
Still need to read Tree of Smoke.
Love Denis Johnson.
I haven't read Already Dead yet. I couldn't get into Tree of Smoke. I would like to give it another shot though (I don't think I was in the mood for something so long).
I've read Nobody Moves and really liked it. Angels, it was really good. And Rescusitation of a Hanged Man, I really liked this one too.
I have Train Dreams sitting on my shelf waiting to be read. Have you read that one yet? Matt Bell really liked it.
Justin - do you have any (furry) internet friends?
Do you belong to a (furry) forum?
No furry friends because quite honestly most of them are narcissists and drama queens.
I have an account on this art site called Furaffinity and that's only so I can view "mature" rated work. I rarely interact with any of the people on there.
Haha. I teach a ton of these kids. They don't like the term "furry" though. I think because the sexual implications make them uncomfortable. They're always on about being "anthropomorphic." Everything else in your description is spot-on, though. Especially the awful attempts to speak Japanese.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Fucking weeaboos
Haha. I teach a ton of these kids. They don't like the term "furry" though. I think because the sexual implications make them uncomfortable. They're always on about being "anthropomorphic." Everything else in your description is spot-on, though. Especially the awful attempts to speak Japanese.
I find the furries who draw nothing but G-rated art a hell of a lot weirder than the ones who fuck in fursuits and draw dragon porn.
And I'm really disappointed nobody got this.
I got it. Afterall, I was the one who spurred you to post it. It's just that this site doesn't have a like button. There's really no way TO respond to it. What are they supposed to say? Good one Justin?
Yes.
haha
Haha; good one, Justin.
This is why we can't have nice things.
No, that's Penn & Teller.