Ask a guy who likes furry porn anything
Where does everything go when they're done? Do they just go in the costumes? In a condom? Are there little holes in the costume crotch so they can just go in each other? Seems messy.
I don't really know. Might have to do with the fact that I discovered furry porn before I discovered regular porn and regular porn gets boring quickly because most of the guys look like GQ models and everybody pulls out.
No idea. Few furries do the fursuiting thing and even fewer fuck in them and it's never really been my cup of tea so I never looked into it too much. But yeah, pretty sure they just cut holes in the suits.
Gotta love the money shot.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
if they're not "fursuiting" how are they furries? what do they do?
also, how did you discover furry porn before regular porn? that seems a little absurd
also, how did you discover furry porn before regular porn? that seems a little absurd
Eh, it' kind of difficult to pin down who qualifies as a furry and who doesn't. A lot of furries simply draw furry art, usually involving stand-ins of themselves called (And I really hate this word) "fursonas." But fursuiting is just a small part of the whole fandom thing. You don't really have to dress up as a Klingon to qualify as a Trekkie do you?
To answer you're second question, I was looking through pages and pages of werewolf images on Google because I think this was around when the first Underworld movie came out and I thought werewolves ruled and vampires sucked and it was around the 10th or 12th page I found an image of two werewolves fucking and thought "Well this is interesting."
fursonas!
I know some Furry kids. Those throw on the ears and tails from time to time. Fuck in the sometimes. No full suit people though. I also know a whole group of baby furs. They like to be treated like babies, and animals.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I knew a couple of those kids in high school. Most of them were also huge anime nerds and all sat around together trading mangas (Hate that word too), munching pocky, and practice speaking horribly butchered Japanese phrases in preparation for the trip to Japan they'd never go on. They all annoyed me so I avoided them.
Never met any baby furs though, thankfully.
so what's your favourite breakfast cereal?
Duh.
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Thanks for furnsering these furtastic questions about fursonas!
You read my mind. FURSONAS!
My question is for Subby in regard to the Pocky munching of the aforementioned high school dweebs... I didn't like the clear dismissive tone in your words. That's not the question. My question is... do you like Pocky?
No.
I find that shocking.
Da fuck's "pocky"?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Also, would you engage in furrydom? If so, what animal would you be?
Also, what animals do you prefer for your porn? Does it even matter?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Something Justin's too good for.
Is there one particular animal-like-suit-or-drawing that you find hotter than the rest?
I don't know why I want to know what turns you on. Seems like a skill I'll never use. But I took 6 years of violin lessons too and you never know, I guess.
I asked first, and I think I have a better shot at using the information.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Also, what animals do you prefer for your porn? Does it even matter?
No. I'm just in it for the porn. No interest in the whole social/community side to it. Most of the artists are dicks anyway.
To be honest, I don't really pay that much attention to what species are in the picture and whatnot, so yeah, it doesn't really matter. I just like to see big beastly brutes fuck. And it's not just anthropomorphic animals that get me off either. In my porn collection you'll find pictures of dragons, demons, monsters, orcs, stuff like that. I think saying I'm into "fantasy" porn would be more accurate than saying I'm into furry porn.
But if I had to pick a certain animal I guess maybe I'd say gorillas. Gorillas aren't very popular within the furry scene for some reason.
I have been known to enjoy Pocky.
But then I have slight weaboo tendancies.
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There was this little Asian market called Rice N Spice downtown Eugene that used to sell pocky for like a nickle.
It was pretty much the only thing that looked edible in the whole place to my tender fourteen year old eyes.
Plus, it was a nickle. Or a dime maybe. really cheap.
It's made out of cats.
And chocolate.
And desperation.
YUM.
What are your non-porn, non-furry interests?
Would you ever move abroad?
Do you like Pokeporn, Justin?
Would you ever move abroad?
Video games and movies mostly. Good TV too.
And I'd only move somewhere like Australia or Britain where English is everybody's first language. I'm too lazy to learn a second.
No. Pokemon are about as sexy as... something that's... not sexy...
Not even this ubersexy Snorlax?
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Never.
'Kay. Just checking.
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this is only semi-related, and I know there's no tactful way to ask this but:
as someone who very often posts about sexual things (porn, sex toys, kinks, etc.) you don't seem to have a very functional sexual outlook/life. or at least it doesn't seem to be in the realm of normalcy. what's the deal with that? do you think porn is a top sexual outlet for you?
(by normalcy I don't mean ..."normal", I just mean you never seem very happy or into prospective men when you talk about them on here)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Eh. Justin's a young gay guy who still lives at home. He'll blossom when he's ready.
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What Tuffy said, kind of.
It's complicated and hard to explain. I'll leave it at that.
What's the scariest thing you've ever jacked off to?
What's your favorite movie? How old were you when you first joined here?
Straight porn.
Jacob's Ladder and 16 or maybe 17 I think.
What's the weirdest animal or animal-person you've fapped to?
Tanuki, probably.
Okay, now that's just fuckin weird.
Seriously, what the hell is that thing? I just googled it and all the drawings/sculptures/artistic renderings show that it has GIANT TESTICLES.
Wikipedia says...
over-sized testicles that symbolize financial luck
Did not know those were related. That explains why you can't trust women with the credit cards, amirite fellas?
this always kills me. oh you furries.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
Is that furry Penn & Teller?
Furry Porn, Okay why? Whats the turn on?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy