April Picture Thread...
POIDH (to stay with the thread theme)
And he yelled at me, because, apparently, I was making him nervous.
Worst thing though, it was the best part of my day.
Haha! My nephew is learning to drive. He yells at my sister-in-law all the time, but thats because his mother is a horrible back seat driver. I am not saying you are, though. My sister-in-law just doesn't get that he is still learning and because she drives a certain way, doesn't necassarily mean he needs to drive that way nor is it the correct way. Really, though, she is a bad person to drive with if you're just learning.
Oh god. That is hilarious.
It was only his second "official" driving lesson (he drove a time or two before he had his permit) I was trying to direct him on how to slow into a corner and the accelerate out of it but he kept over turning the wheel and almost hitting cars parked on the side of the road. He stopped for every stop sign on the neighborhood streets then when we got the the one stop that was before the market, with two lanes and the a lovey yellow line down the middle, he just rolled right through it like he lost the breaks and couldn't find them, and there was a car coming from both ways, and when I started grabbing things, armrests and stuff, he couldn't seem to find the accelerator either just yelled at me about it!
He really is such a dear boy though. I told him That is It! Your dad is in charge of every lesson after this, but later he was washing the dishes and i went to talk to him, he said I kept acting like I thought he was going to hit something and I told him that the #1 rule of driving is that every other driver on the road is a complete retarded IQ level driver pushing a boulder down the road and your job is to make sure that they don't collide with you and after that that you don't collide with them, I said that was the very first thing about driving Grandpa Jim ever taught me and he responded by saying my mom, his grandma, told him Great grandpa taught her that first too. And he had this "well we better take that to heart then since the wise man told us all." tone in his voice.
It was all pretty sweet in the end.
I am late on this. I am gonna try to catch up.
Day 1 Reflection
Day 2 Colour
Day 3 Mail
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
It was only his second "official" driving lesson (he drove a time or two before he had his permit) I was trying to direct him on how to slow into a corner and the accelerate out of it but he kept over turning the wheel and almost hitting cars parked on the side of the road. He stopped for every stop sign on the neighborhood streets then when we got the the one stop that was before the market, with two lanes and the a lovey yellow line down the middle, he just rolled right through it like he lost the breaks and couldn't find them, and there was a car coming from both ways, and when I started grabbing things, armrests and stuff, he couldn't seem to find the accelerator either just yelled at me about it!
He really is such a dear boy though. I told him That is It! Your dad is in charge of every lesson after this, but later he was washing the dishes and i went to talk to him, he said I kept acting like I thought he was going to hit something and I told him that the #1 rule of driving is that every other driver on the road is a complete retarded IQ level driver pushing a boulder down the road and your job is to make sure that they don't collide with you and after that that you don't collide with them, I said that was the very first thing about driving Grandpa Jim ever taught me and he responded by saying my mom, his grandma, told him Great grandpa taught her that first too. And he had this "well we better take that to heart then since the wise man told us all." tone in his voice.
It was all pretty sweet in the end.
Thats awesome. I'm glad you guys made it back ok, as well. Ha.
Day 4. Someone who makes you happy
I don't have many people who make me happy (if any), and this is rather 'who makes you feel intelligent/valuable etc.', so there.
I forgot it's already tomorrow there for you!
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Thats awesome. I'm glad you guys made it back ok, as well. Ha.
Me Too!
Day 3 Mail
Well, that took one hell of a left turn there at the end.
I don't have many people who make me happy (if any), and this is rather 'who makes you feel intelligent/valuable etc.', so there.
DON'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?!
(that picture is fantastic)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Im a fucking cat in a car when my son, or anyone is driving. I have been in 5 car accidents, so yeah that may have something to do with it. My husband is out of town so much, that I was the one that always had to ride with Jack after he had his permit. I was nervous for him to get his liscence and start driving on his own, but Im kinda glad I dont HAVE to ride with him anymore. He is a very cautious driver, but NO ONE can be to cautious for me. Im a total wreck in the car!!
Whatever Whore!
I had to re-read this statement a couple times before I got what you were talking about
I don't have many people who make me happy (if any), and this is rather 'who makes you feel intelligent/valuable etc.', so there.
DON'T I MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?!
(that picture is fantastic)
You make me happy in my happy place, wifey :3
I had to re-read this statement a couple times before I got what you were talking about
Yeah, I can see that.
Whatever Whore!
Day 4 Someone who makes you happy
My daddy : )
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
Your daddy's shirt makes me happy. I like it. I like it a lot.
I hope I don't sound stupid - but it looks like a Thundercat. Is it a Thundercat?
My daddy : )
Aww, this picture is so sweet. You look like a lil girl here...not literally but your pose, expression.
I had to re-read this statement a couple times before I got what you were talking about
I went to the same place.
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Day 5. Tiny
Unpolished porcelain fairy bought from a museum in Lyon, France.
#4 - My grandma makes me happy.
#5 - A tiny amount of food. Relatively, of course. I say that because it was expensive and I'm not used to paying for good food. It sucks, guys!
Tuffy gave me this idea a while back...
I wanted to say Ted Kaczynski but I think that I need to settle for Kimbo Slice
and the oscar goes to...
I would hate to break the bearded man code and say this, but no beard is a good look for you man!
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
I agree.
So I was sending a text and Sinatra jumped in front of me thinking I was taking a picture. He stood still until I took his picture. Once he heard the snapshot sound he went on his way. Such a dork.
I wanted to say Ted Kaczynski but I think that I need to settle for Kimbo Slice
and the oscar goes to...
I have much respect for BOTH those looks. You shine.
So I was sending a text and Sinatra jumped in front of me thinking I was taking a picture. He stood still until I took his picture. Once he heard the snapshot sound he went on his way. Such a dork.
Hehe, that's too cute.
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Sinatra is such a teenage girl.
Ugh, I love Sinatra!
Day 6. Lunch
And then this happened:
Irina, thats awesome.
I'm glad you guys like him. Sometimes I feel like I post too many pictures of him. Like a new parent bombarding people with their baby pictures. If I am doing that, please let me know.
It's okay, Frank, Sarah's gonna steal the spotlight soon. Or so I hope, and I think I'm speaking for everyone. Lucy is gonna be the sweetest thing.
Haha, yes she is.
Fun Times in the Neighborhood.
You weren't in that when it happened were you?
She posted in PA an announcement not pointless at all.
Yeah. I was not in that when that happened today.
Day 7. Shadow
As of today, you can see something cool in one of our main subway stations.
I dig it.
If someone falls in, won't the family of the deceased sue?
That's pretty crazy looking. I love the ones in vegas. I could be there all day causing ripples on the floor.
Day 8. What's in your wallet
ID, Visa debit card, Starbucks Internet voucher (expired), European Health Insurance card (expired), Spanish library card, IELTS exam ID, coffee shop voucher, Leamington Spa - Birmingham International Airport train ticket, International Student Card, 2 Orbit pellets, condom, the equivalent of 2 dollars, various receipts.
And birth control pills, but I forgot to take them out.
Irina, that subway photo is awesome.
It is. I have to admit, that's a photo taken off the Internet because that station is crowded all the time and you can't see it properly unless you wander about at 5 am or 11 pm. Which I don't.
ID, Visa debit card, Starbucks Internet voucher (expired), European Health Insurance card (expired), Spanish library card, IELTS exam ID, coffee shop voucher, Leamington Spa - Birmingham International Airport train ticket, International Student Card, 2 Orbit pellets, condom, the equivalent of 2 dollars, various receipts.
And birth control pills, but I forgot to take them out.
It's not smart to mush a condom in your wallet. You should know better.
Why not? Besides, I don't even remember the last time I used one.
Because of risk of putting a hole in it, opening it before time of use, etc...
I didn't even know women did that.
Fuck you all. Gabriel drove me to the market today.
You all realise I almost died today? DO YOU REALISE THIS?