April Pic thread
Those leather shoes must smell really bad. Put some socks on!
ed, you look like your pickin a major wedgie in the 4th one down.
ok, so i won the make me laugh contest here last thursday (held by tuffy) so today via ups,
THE MYSTERY BOX CAME!

cleverly disguised as taters.
i proceed slowly cuz there may be a midget ready to jump out and punch me in the face.

uh oh..

MYSTERY BOX STUFF!

a better setup.

wacky and weird novelty stuff, i like the 7 deadly sins braclets and the devil duckies (lg, med, and a ton of erasers)
i think monkeywright would enjoy the monkey napkins and dbl monkey gum, onyx is gunna love a bunch of this stuff as well.you can't even see all of it in that pic,
hey, thx again to tuffy for holding the contest and then really giving away prizes, awesome.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Make it hap'n, cap'n.
And monkey, i'm wearing socks! they're just short.
Awesome prizes, zoth!
Hopefully there's at least one really bitchin' thing in there that you keep forever.
This is why we can't have nice things.
oh, fo sho like the devil ducks, i will have to go thru it with onyx later tonight, she'll love the girly stuff, she's into things like that, also my b-day is in a month so early presents!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Is there bacon? There had better be bacon. I paid for bacon!
This is why we can't have nice things.
I still wanna know if there's actually a Mystery Box business that you ordered from, cause if not, I intend on starting one!
I've got that same duck. Also pirate, mummy, and devil ducks.



sugarman: my batteries for the cam are recharging right now, i'll have to post them later, i don't think there's bacon in there, but there is these tile stick on things with steaks on them, if there is bacon i will let you know when we go through the stuff tonight.
pirate and mummy ducks, that's cool, i need a vampire one.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
no mr. tuffy, no bacon.
here's the deadly sins braclets, i should have elaborated more on them, i don't think i'll be wearing them but i think it's a great idea, see girls walkin around with sloth or wrath seems funny,(you can't see it but the sin is written across the top) but if they had a black one with all the sins carved into it, that would be sweet, plus i only got these 2 not all 7.
btw onyx loved it alot, the devil ducks, the parasite pals stuff, and little creature type things, she's going to put them in her cubicle.

nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
We went to Denali today, and like a total asshole I forgot my fucking camera...
Anyways, here's a picture of me from a long ways away, after I took a piss at the visitor center port-a-johns, ENJOY!

I will sneakily bribe you for Envy.
I'll fuck your face off if you have wrath and lust.
I would go for sloth.
He doesn't seem your type...
Anyways, here's a picture of me from a long ways away, after I took a piss at the visitor center port-a-johns, ENJOY!

so, youre saying you didnt wash your hands..
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play hard, like it's work to be done.

Also, didn't they add some new sins recently? I think I want a new sin. The old sins are so Pope John Paul II.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
The Vatican named the new mortal sins to be (1)genetic modification; (2) human experimentations, (3) polluting the environment; (4) social injustice; (5) causing poverty; (6) financial gluttony; and (7) taking drugs.
I want a new list. I think this is like a 7 Deadly Sins Revamped thing.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
He doesn't seem your type...
Beggars can't be choosers =((
Last time a woman said that to me was... ah, sigh. Good times. Good times...
This is why we can't have nice things.
I want a new list. I think this is like a 7 Deadly Sins Revamped thing.
All of those are stupid. Also, i don't think it makes sense to invent new mortal sins. I'm pretty sure all of those exist in the previous seven deadly sins.
And how does one commit social injustice? or cause poverty? Is that like perpetuating stereotypes and then stealing a credit card and spending it to the max?
But really, all of those are already covered in the original seven deadly sins and ten commandments. Read the Bible, Vatican!
i dont think they really read it. clearly. it's a weapon, dammit !!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Are they new mortal sins, or are they just new venial sins?

everything seems to be a venial sin. Though, drug use was definitely already a mortal sin. I'd imagine these are all mortal. Human experimentation and genetic modification especially. Polluting the environment is probably dependent on amount. Littering would be venial, dumping gallons of sewage into a reservoir would probably be mortal. But, yeah, most of them, like the regular seven deadly sins, depend upon severity of the crime.
These religions and all their stipulations.
less gab, more picts !!



(not april, this is my woman and i love it)
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
looks like a floating head in a dark room, laughing burns style, what the?
I'll fuck your face off if you have wrath and lust.
made my morning.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
AHH KABOL THAT'S THE SHIRT I ALWAYS WANTED ya lucky bastard, you. Anyway, I'd definitely wear a "Human Experimentation" bracelet if there was one, but somehow I think those are only given out in underground government bunkers...
i want the sin braclet that reads: believing in evolution.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Shouldn't we market authentic-looking escaped patient wristbands? I'd wear one of those...
me 2, put it together monkeyman.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Anyways, here's a picture of me from a long ways away, after I took a piss at the visitor center port-a-johns, ENJOY!

thanks for fanning the flames of my wanderlust.
you're a comedic sexual ninja dan. when least expected, out of nowhere you fuck our faces off and leave us laughing.
Beggars can't be choosers =((

ill fill up that heart bar for you with my spaniard skills 

i got a haircut!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
He gives you his word as a Spaniard.
i got a haircut!
Which one?
(That joke always slays with my first grade class)
cammie, did you get a haircut and extensions ?

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play hard, like it's work to be done.
i got a haircut!
Hey!
I like you.
d'aww. the feeling is mutual.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
lost. in. eyes...now lips
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
lolwut.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
i got a haircut!
you have taylor swift hair.
i got a haircut!
you have taylor swift hair.
lies!
that's my messy hair after i get out of the shower, shake it, and let it just dry.
i'm pretty sure taylor swift spends way more time and effort on her hair.
or pays people to do so.
i'm a bum.
also she is blonde :x
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
someone's defensive about compliments.
eddie, just look into her eyes and and soon you feel no need to say anything.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
i'm flattered, really. didn't mean to divert a compliment.
i think i may have even blushed.
and why are we looking into my eyes? it's actually a little creepy when i do it.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
i'd hit it
would you stay long enough for me to breakfast the next morning?
shawty don't play hit-and-runs.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."


So I'm gonna come and hang out with you sometime soon, kay?