April Pic thread
Ever try to take still pics off the tv? Neither had I. It's f0rking hard.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Chaosiful!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Remember the nut her scratched up her face and blamed an Obama supporter? This happened just blocks from my house. Here's the ATM.
Yes, there is a backwards B on my face. Pretty sure it was 'shopped, having seen a few in my day.
This is why we can't have nice things.
wow, new page of women to have aaaa sexytime wisss
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
4th glass tonight. I don't usually drink so much, but there are issues.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Me and the bloke enjoying some wine/beer tasting on our holiday.
Holiday again, out for dinner.
Dressed up for out 3 year anniversary. (out for dinner...again)
How YOU doin'?
Sarah, you're so naturally beautiful. (:
ya that last pic sarah, very suductive and pretty.
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Vitamin Water rented out an American Apparel store and gave away free bottles of their shit. There was also a free photobooth. I don't know if you can tell, but it was sponsored by Vitamin Water.
It looks like I punched my gf in the eye in that bottom left one, but the important thing to remember is that Vitamin Water has only 10 Calories.
VITAMIN. WATER.
It looks like I punched my gf in the eye in that bottom left one, but the important thing to remember is that Vitamin Water has only 10 Calories.
VITAMIN. WATER.
THE HOTH! I love you man!
Why the hellassballs were you in American Apparel, huh, Glamhoth? DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT AA IS BUT A FRONT FOR AN UNDERGROUND PROSTITUTION/COKE SMUGGLING OPERATION?! I'm not crazy, I mean, just look at their advertisements and tell me that these are NOT coked-out chicks who are about to fuck for money to afford their $2000 a month rent for their WAREHOUSE SPAC - *cough* artistic loft.
And you know what, Vitamin Water really isn't that good for you anway!
And you know what, Vitamin Water really isn't that good for you anway!
they rented out the store American Apparel is normally in. They were nowhere to be found. But they'll be back in a week. Coked out whores, pervy owner and all.
Also: DRINK VITAMIN WATER.
I love you too, coked out Cujo! Also Derek!
...missing hattie...
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Let's see if this works, I've never linked from Facebook before:
You're either the black guy on the left or the DVR pause symbol.
(4th from the right, holding the boom mic.)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Do you have a beard, or are you sporting an excellent porn 'stache?
For this shoot it is plastered down to an amazing Lemmy/Village People Porn Monstrachity. A week after this I played Captain Jas. Hook on stage and it revealed itself to be a slick waxed Snidely Whiplash. One hour after the set was struck, I was clean and free again. What a relief.
I will try to find a pic the pirate 'stache for yinz all.
This is why we can't have nice things.
You will make Frank jealous with all of your facial hair images. You really should see 'Stachey.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
Any facial hair on myself beyond three-day stubble is purely an aberration, I assure you.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Tuffy, this should make you fell better about your mustache.
Haha, I was about to say, holy shit, John Lennon lives!
I met one of Alexa's heroes today.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
her mom? who?
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Holiday again, out for dinner.
Dressed up for out 3 year anniversary. (out for dinner...again)
Too cute 
It looks like I punched my gf in the eye in that bottom left one, but the important thing to remember is that Vitamin Water has only 10 Calories.
VITAMIN. WATER.
Again, too cute!
Hawt.
It looks like I punched my gf in the eye in that bottom left one, but the important thing to remember is that Vitamin Water has only 10 Calories.
VITAMIN. WATER.
i heart.
Hawt.
The camera is at a bad angle. Yes, the hair in the photo was awesome, but in real life if was epic.
America, Fuck Yeah!
Is potato head the vice president?
I'm half the man I used to be...
Yes, he is indeed VP, Vice-Potato.
Also, you and Alex Pallix must have gone on the same diet. She modeled her big pants for us last year.
The eyelash and turtle hiccup diet?
This is simply excellent.
Good coffee is like drinking Rock and Roll.
I swear to god, you look exactly like my roommate in college.
Um, some drunken celebrations of something went on some days ago.
really just...i don't know
...
honestly, i've no idea what we're doing or why we're doing it
it was a weird night with too much wine
whow, another fox eddie? i wanna party with you cowboy!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
i pick 'em well.
i can't see any of taylor or eddie's pictures. they're all blocked for some reason.
you're missing out on some classy pictures.
does anyone else have trouble seeing mine? they're all uploaded from facebook, if that makes a difference.
I have no trouble seeing or posting pics from facebook.
This is why we can't have nice things.
yeah, facebook is blocked at work, i'll have to look later when i'm at home.
Take your nose away from the screen?
oh there they are. 
really just...i don't know
Do I spy a puker in the back?
really just...i don't know
Do I spy a puker in the back?
um. i think she's undressing from her straight jacket. that's what it looks like to me, which promotes in my mind one hell of a party
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
she could be doing anything back there. anything.
Some more, um, wholesome pictures of me appeared.
Up near the top of a mountain at Bray
epic
bag of bones
tree sit
jesus shit
Iwo Jima
and the beautiful girl who takes all these pictures of me
Haha, I just realized how large my head is. It could be a country. I AM A HUMAN BOBBLE HEAD.
Awesome.