Anyone ever realize....

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XChuck
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Did anyone ever realize that over half of the total members on the forum have posted nothing?

Wesley Sonck
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- and that some are obsessed with making trash posts......

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XChuck
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Your not talking about me, are you?

disx
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Of course he isn't. That would just be silly and completely non-sensical. Wherever did you come up with that insane notion, sir?

XChuck
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What? Now I'm confused. Why did you call me sir?

disx
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. . .

Not to get on the XChuck-bashing bandwagon that's been riding around town lately, but you really are a bit dense. =\

disx
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I mean, I have no problems with you.

However, you seem fairly incapable of realizing when people are joking with you and/or being sarcastic.

I guess that's the internet for you.

RuByLiCiouS
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ok this is officially an irony-free zone raaargh

*Bring back sarcasm godammit!*

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what the hell does "FACK STiCKS" mean??
it's a real torture, RuByLiCiouS

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RuByLiCiouS
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fack sticks = fuck sticks, an hilarious alternative to just saying 'fuck'.

also go to [url]www.rathergood.com[/url] - the swear-o-tron says it how i say it

Wesley Sonck
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]ok this is officially an irony-free zone raaargh

*Bring back sarcasm godammit!* [/B][/QUOTE]

ah, i WAS being sarcastic, and maybe a bit cruel, and im not sorry.

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RuByLiCiouS
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nooo my post was aimed @ xchuck - it drives me insane when people don't get sarcastic/black/dry/ironic humour

btw: i'm pissed @ at it being an irony-free zone

chosenJuan
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Fight the power!

Dammit, I can't think of anything ironic to say. Someone else fight the power.

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RuByLiCiouS
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"An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out"

sorry i had to

trypdwyre
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and we all wish you didn't

chosenJuan
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It took Ed Byrne to make me realise that nothing in that song is in any way ironic. Round of applause for the lanky-haired one.

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alanis morrisette sucks.

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Wesley Sonck
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so succinct, but more or less true, thanks kitty.

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ChiChi
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you can browse w/o registering

p.s. sorry to get back on topic.

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Damn you, ChiChi! Spoiling all the off-topic fun! But anyway, yeah, I went through and there's something like, 100+ pages of people in the members list who've posted 0 or 1 times. Cracks me up. However, it's a good thing not everybody posts, cause there's enough of you bastards anyway.Wink