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pan
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if you could fight any politician (dead or alive), who would it be?

maybe we can narrow it down to a poll.

oh and my keyboard is starting to fuck up and sometimes it won't let me type c's... so don't make fun of my poor spelling.

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Donald Rumsfeld. He's badass. If I beat him I'd know I was tough.

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George W Bush. He is easily the worst president that the United States has ever seen (he's definitely in the top 5). I would want to knock some sense into that retard.

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Pierre Elliot Trudeau, not out of anger though. he was one of the most down to earth politicians and could easily appreciate a good fight

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Alexander Hamilton.

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Golda Maier, just 'cause she'd fight harder than Margaret Thatcher.

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Hitler.

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Good answer.

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Thank you.

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"It's spring time for Hitler, and Germany! Winter for Poland and France!" I love that song. It's from the play/movie musical The Producers.

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good one, disx.

i'll help, DoNotTrip.

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Al Gore, I don't think he's a politician anymore but I'd still like to kick his bologna ass.
Did I spell bologna right?

Is Saddam a politician?

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Instead of us fighting one politician, how about a no-holds-barred cage match between Hussein and Bush? The loser dies and the winner gets unmercifully prodded until the end of time by rabid Scotsmen.

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PAN- i've always enjoyed your posts. thanks 4 them.

let's start the poll then!

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and obviously my answer is GWB right now.
i'd take my teeth and tear the cheek out of his face for putting my BF 2 war right now.
but i'm psycho, so discard this as crazy.

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valium, i like you.

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valium, you're going to have to get sloppy seconds because I called GWB out first

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chosen juan has a great idea here. we could put it on pay per view.

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pan
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thomas "mother fukin'" jefferson

or betsy ross...Smile Big

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I'd sumo wrestle Colon Powell. He's a pretty big guy, and I bet people would pay good money to see he and I thrash on each other in diapers.

Al Gore could do a streaming feed of the match on apple's home page. Money for everyone!

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by valium25mg [/i]
[B]and obviously my answer is GWB right now.
i'd take my teeth and tear the cheek out of his face for putting my BF 2 war right now.
but i'm psycho, so discard this as crazy. [/B][/QUOTE]

hmmm let's see i like your username, your aviator (as will would say) and this post is so dixie chik:eek:

thank you

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