...And Other Pointless Desires

I want to strip naked for halloween and run through a neighborhood with a plastic pumpkin basket and one of these on:

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[QUOTE=chimney scott;912872]I want to strip naked for halloween and run through a neighborhood with a plastic pumpkin basket and one of these on:

[IMG]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006TIDO0.01-A2ZOS545NSZ3SG.MZZZZZZZ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

That could start a tradition of some sort.

I'd like to do the great stuntman firewalk someplace quiet, like a crowded library or perhaps while exiting Grauman's Chinese Theater...

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[QUOTE=chimney scott;912872]I want to strip naked for halloween and run through a neighborhood with a plastic pumpkin basket and one of these on:

[IMG]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006TIDO0.01-A2ZOS545NSZ3SG.MZZZZZZZ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I have one of those hats if you actually need one. Used it for Halloween incidentally (went as Holden Caulfield)

[QUOTE=Stray Bullet;912875]I have one of those hats if you actually need one. Used it for Halloween incidentally (went as Holden Caulfield)[/QUOTE]

would have fit better as Ignatious Reilly

Fuck headphones, I'd rather walk around with one of these:
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I want a new laptop!

[QUOTE]I have one of those hats if you actually need one. Used it for Halloween incidentally (went as Holden Caulfield)[/QUOTE]

If you don't want it, send it over heah

I want one of those Panasonic Toughbook laptops because you can throw it around and use it as a shield if you're ever in a riot or something. I mean if I ever spend $2200 on a laptop it better be billy club resistant.

[QUOTE=Spike;913097]I want one of those Panasonic Toughbook laptops because you can throw it around and use it as a shield if you're ever in a riot or something.[/QUOTE]

we used to have one of those at the old job
only it was used way more for watching DVDs in the shop than using it on the machines on the floor
we had a whole speaker system set up for it, along with microwave and refrigerator for eating and an elaborate early warning system in case a supervisor was ever about to enter the shop unannounced that involved both a buzzer and red light !

[QUOTE=Spike;913097]I want one of those Panasonic Toughbook laptops because you can throw it around and use it as a shield if you're ever in a riot or something. I mean if I ever spend $2200 on a laptop it better be billy club resistant.[/QUOTE]

We have those at my job. Dude, they are billy club resitant. By billy club I mean me throwing it on the ground and kicking it like it owes me money.

Why can't they make airplanes out of these laptops?

I want to wear [i]The King and I[/i] type dresses outside, in public, as my normal clothing.

I want a rocket ship.