... And I Feel Like a Douche

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Smartazboy
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damien_mayfair wrote:
Tuffy wrote:
I have sat through two-hour musicals without a word of english (or subtitles) just to watch her smile.

Severely pretty lady.

Talented, too.

Edit:

her eyes burn right through my soul.


That picture reminded me of Megan Fox. She could be her American twin.

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my last girlfriend was half middle eastern and half white and she was a knockout. she was super cool too so now i want to find a full blooded middle easterner. they have a charm.

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She is a huge star in Bollywood. They've managed to get her into a few American films to see if she would take off here.

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