Analyze That Dr. Jaz: Part Deux
Okay so I've made this kind of thread before but since it's a new year and a set of new cultists, I wanna give it another whirl.
Here's how it works:
1.Post a picture for me to analyze.
2.One picture per post please!
The Lowdown: You post a picture that you find interesting and I'll psychoanalyze why you posted it!
Si vis pacem, para bellum
"We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think."
— Rod Serling
"Chuck calls Noah fortnightly on his bakelite rotary phone and gives him publisher's insider information and stock tips."- Tuffy
Jessica, you just won a million points.
Back at you, fellow Dalí fan. 
I'm in.
My return thread. Yippee!
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Too easy.
My thoughts exactly.
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You love playing with your food. You are not a real hunter even though you share a hunter's spots. You prefer the life behind the fence, you have enough space to run free but feel comfort that there are some transparent chain linked boundaries.
You just can't get enough of yourself and you make sure those around you are aware of how awesome you think you are. It's all in good fun though and those who know and love you appreciate you despite your crazy self gratifying antics.
That childs head is so small!! And why are those cops wearing moon boots? None of those people are really on earthh are they? They aren't even earthlings are they? Are they!
Maybe the kid is an alien.
Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.
You genuinely enjoy motherhood, even though at times it can put you in some awkward angles and positions you find joy in the simple things like having a photo shoot with your son.
Few people know but you absolutely love classic, romantic, and traditional things. But when you find those very things with an edge, or can be gritty and dark you simply fall in love, get turned on, and excited that someone else out there gets you. You could never fully be that pure white swan because your black swan has to be that much more bad ass.
You come off as very elegant and graceful to the naked eye but really you are full of quirks and kind of an awkward creature. Overall though you are the best of two very different worlds, when these worlds collide it is surreal, sensual, and deeper than it was at first glance.
Few people know but you absolutely love classic, romantic, and traditional things. But when you find those very things with an edge, or can be gritty and dark you simply fall in love, get turned on, and excited that someone else out there gets you. You could never fully be that pure white swan because your black swan has to be that much more bad ass.
I never did watch that Black swan movie.
I think you are too good at this stuff. Sometimes the only thing that hurts worse than no one ever seeing me is when someone finally does.
That was really good, if perhaps too nice. And...
Sneaky little sprite. You love leading a wild monster rumpus but underneath pretending to be a mischievous little fiend you're as innocent and playful as a child. Everyday is dress up and play time, even though you may be faced with harsh realities at time. You never fail to find some playmates and get lost in the fun.
Haha that's good, and pretty much true. Thanks Jaz. 
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I'm in.
My return thread. Yippee!
Surrounded by darkness, nailed in a box, six feet under, not a problem. You are focused on what you want and even death won't get in your way. Your ideas and determination are not only outside the box but help you break through it. No one can put you in a tight, unbreathable space, and not expect you to find a way out.
I'm in.
My return thread. Yippee!
Surrounded by darkness, nailed in a box, six feet under, not a problem. You are focused on what you want and even death won't get in your way. Your ideas and determination are not only outside the box but help you break through it. No one can put you in a tight, unbreathable space, and not expect you to find a way out.
I love what you wrote
A little boy surrounded by authority, most would cower in fear, but you stand up and face these "authorities". You believe that every voice should be heard no matter how big or small and especially when the odds seem against you.
I'm in.
My return thread. Yippee!
Surrounded by darkness, nailed in a box, six feet under, not a problem. You are focused on what you want and even death won't get in your way. Your ideas and determination are not only outside the box but help you break through it. No one can put you in a tight, unbreathable space, and not expect you to find a way out.
I love what you wrote :)
Sorry it took me a couple days.
I'm in.
My return thread. Yippee!
Surrounded by darkness, nailed in a box, six feet under, not a problem. You are focused on what you want and even death won't get in your way. Your ideas and determination are not only outside the box but help you break through it. No one can put you in a tight, unbreathable space, and not expect you to find a way out.
I love what you wrote :)
Sorry it took me a couple days.
It was well worth the wait. I wondered if you'd be able to pick out from where the picture comes. Clearly you did. Your paragraph was extremely well put, love.
You are badass and the epitome of cool. So cool you and your three partners in crime, even in the sweltering heat,on the sand, at the beach, wear suits. You love classic and traditional but you are far too cool to get completely caught up in the rules and guidelines. You pull off classic and traditional your way with the support of your men. Although it's hard not to look back you're all moving forward in a new but promising direction.
MIND BLOWN!
You're really good at this!
You are a little lady in a big world. There is so much out there in the vast space of the world for you to discover but you are comfortable at your position in this world. You alone are one of the worlds greatest most interesting complexities. Adorned with ridges, folds, and sharp lines you still manage to reflect elegance, poise, and gracefulness. As superfluous as you initially appear to be in the eyes of others you manage to make that extravagance look simple or easy to pull off. You maintain a sense of calmness even though the chair you're trying to sit in towers over you. You might not be able to climb into the seat but you'll sure as hell will look graceful and beautiful posing next to it.
What can I say, you love, love, love, rifling through your own shit. It's a sad addiction you have really because you think by swimming through all your shit you're going to end up somewhere that's not as shitty. Truth is your just stuck in your own toilet bowl of shit because you feel safe there. The more you swim in your shit looking for your fix the closer you are to seeing dead babies crawling on the ceiling. I suggest laying of the laxatives and the drugs. Inducing the runs just to get high is not how you should spell relief.
Nice...very nice. What do you major in if I may ask?
It doesn't take a psych major to pick apart this lot.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
You are a little lady in a big world. There is so much out there in the vast space of the world for you to discover but you are comfortable at your position in this world. You alone are one of the worlds greatest most interesting complexities. Adorned with ridges, folds, and sharp lines you still manage to reflect elegance, poise, and gracefulness. As superfluous as you initially appear to be in the eyes of others you manage to make that extravagance look simple or easy to pull off. You maintain a sense of calmness even though the chair you're trying to sit in towers over you. You might not be able to climb into the seat but you'll sure as hell will look graceful and beautiful posing next to it.
Aw Jazzy, you made my day!
*hugs*
You could do better?
That's a rather odd question.
I wouldn't be cold-hearted enough to express my honest beliefs about everyone's intentions. I was merely pointing out the fact that people seem to expose themselves a lot more when they're behind a keyboard than when they're face to face, especially in this small, opinionated group.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Fair enough.
In this particular case, by which I mean "thread", I'm learning a lot more about jaz than I am about any of the psychoanalyzed.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I wouldn't be cold-hearted enough to express my honest beliefs about everyone's intentions. I was merely pointing out the fact that people seem to expose themselves a lot more when they're behind a keyboard than when they're face to face, especially in this small, opinionated group.
of course. it is always easier to be honest with a mask on. or something.
Sorry I've neglected these. I've just been busy and sick.
You've been in what most would perceive as a psychedelic mode but truth is you're just really happy. There is lots of passion and love surrounding you, even the darkest of times don't bring you down for long because you manage to see the brighter sides of life. There are a couple colorless spaces left to fill but that neither worries or bothers you. You are content with nature as it is and in embracing the natural beauty that surrounds you, puts you on a natural acid trip without the harsh come down.
Can I have whatever it is you're on?
Oh my. Are we in reality all dark creatures with awful intentions? I would love to hear more about that.
The other thing you said is common knowledge, though I don't think I agree about the "especially in this small, opinionated group."
No. Just a selfish reality. Well, some people would regard selfishness as dark and awful. I don't, but people still don't like to be accused of it.
I would definitely refer to this group as small and opinionated. And I definitely see this group as more capable of expressing their honest opinions (except maybe Ritt 
) than people on other more anonymous sites that enjoy griefing and such.
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Especially because these people are literary types that can express an opinion more clearly through writing.
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