An Example Of Americanism At It's Best
so i wake up today with a fucking brutal headache, so i decide to watch some tv. i flick around and come accross TNN's [I]Turkey Call[/I]. well needless to say everything i hated and made fun of about america (which i had dropped for a while due to some of the best americans i've met, the ones on these boards) came back. what i saw was the most dumb thing ever and i didnt laugh i just felt sorry for the reputation all americans were gaining from this show. first off, a group of hunters. coverred in camolflauge head to toe (even faces) everything camolflauged, it looked like they were going to nam. and as they came around a bush to face this most dangerous enemy, out came a turkey. a fucking turkey. man either they were too into the whole hunting camoflauge thinger, or they were horrible shots. because only horrible shot would neet to be that coverred in order to succesfully shoot a turkey. i mean they had to come within like 5 or 10 metres just shoot the fucking bird, no wonder they needed friggin camoflauge. the second most painful thing to watch on the show was a bit on good hunting grounds and prey. they came accross this one turkey called the oscirella gobbler or something, when s.american accented commentaries told me that these turkeys are much feared among hunters, because they are believed to be the spirits of ghosts and wizards. no joke.
america is stupid, the americans on these boards are cool tho