An Ass Short Story to introduce myself
Hello guys i’m a Titass Writer and a great fan of mister Palaniuk.I hope you won't misunderstand me because i am not a Spammer and I don't write short stories only about Tits and Asses. I've just written this one and i am just trying to get more people reading it. Click on the link below and watch the video trailer i made to promote it on Youtube. In the description of the video you will find also the link to read the short story.
what
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Watt
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is the link to watch the video and read the short story:
What is this YOUTU . BE thing that has been posted here lately by brand new registrants that they want you to click on? It wants to pretend to be Youtube, obviously, but why not put your video on Youtube then? What are you hiding behind your apparently spoofy link?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I think that's the quicklink format. You come off that boy. He didn't hurt nobody.
I am not hiding anything,i tried to post the video but i couldn't, i don't know why. Anyway if u want to read the Ass Short Story click on the link below:
Also, Titass. You should look up a story called Serious Cock. It has three parts and it's written by a cultie (though I don't know how active she is around here anymore).
And you are?
This is why we can't have nice things.
I suggest you submit your story to Litreactor.
This is why we can't have nice things.
That is a titass youtube page.
But I didn't get the ending of that story. Why did the priest go through all that trouble just for ass pics? Doesn't he have the internet?
I am he who is called "I am"? Who are you?
I am the guy asking the noob who he is.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Thanks for the comments guys, and by the way i also write Aphorisms, usually upon the Tits of a beatiful woman. Take a look at this Youtube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/titsaphorisms
p.s. Ritt the priest is a maniac. He wants to see the asses of regular girls not of the porno stars
guys, is this weird? am I the only one who thinks this is really weird?
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
It's weird.
This is weird.
Yeah, weird.
It's also quite amusing.
And confusing?
Bemusing.
What the?
And weird.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Werd.
And arousing.
Is anybody else aroused?
I'm aroused.
Little bit.
Where are you from, Mr Ass?
ASSerbaijan!
/rimshot
Hehe more like rimjob.
Don't click that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I haven't clicked a damn thing in this thread and I don't plan on starting now.
It just leads to a job site.
Somebody should make an instantrimjob site that's just a loud, excessively slurpy video of a guy getting rimmed.
That would be http://www.instantrimjobguy.com
Don't click that.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Totes.
Where are you from, Mr Ass?
i bet he's from djibouti!
Love u guys, there's is anybody here who matches the girls?
[video:]
Take a look: http://youtu.be/QiejMAPk1yg
I do.
Such oddness.
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
I appreciate this guy. Even the cretits are amusing.
Tuffy why are you so mad? What's got you?
He's quite attractive...for a troll!
Nothing wrong with that.
Are you semi-quoting from "Thumbelina" the animated movie? Because that made me bust out laughing, but it would be much less funny if you weren't making a reference to the mole.
*hides*
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I dislike spammers.
I dislike people who cannot follow basic instructions.
I dislike douchebags.
Shall I go on?
This is why we can't have nice things.
And I dislike pseudo-dark-and-edgy noobs.
This is why we can't have nice things.
And I dislike Persians.
But not Persian rugs.
I fucking love me some Persian rugs.
It's art in rug form!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Are you semi-quoting from "Thumbelina" the animated movie? Because that made me bust out laughing, but it would be much less funny if you weren't making a reference to the mole.
*hides*
I haven't seen that movie, actually!
When I think of trolls, I think:
They really are quite ugly close up.
