all dogs go to heaven
do dogs go to heaven? this was debated between two churches that face each other from across a busy street. they basically argued through picketing. well, the catholic church was just having fun; the presby seemed more serious about the absurd issue hahaha
and, yes, i believe they would go to heaven. that is, if i believed in heaven at all.
anyrate. thought it was funny, so i'm passin it along.
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I hate the catholic church, but that priest had a good sense of humour 
Nice one
"What cha readin' fer??"
why wouldn't there be animals in heaven? if there aren't any, there should be.
Haha "Free dog souls with conversion." That's the best.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Think about how many spiders there would be. Mosquitoes. Guinea worms. Dude, uncool.
There is hope, but not for us.
I think my favorite thing about this is the bigger letters on the presbyterian sign make it look like it is yelling at the other sign.
Haha, yeah. It looks like a discussion you might see on the IMDb forums.
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yeah, i'm going to go ahead and call Photoshoop. The only thing missing is the little churchsigngenerator watermark.
SHHHH. why don't you go tell some children santa isn't real and if he was he would be a pedophile. dreamkiller.
In any case it's funny as hell! I don't care if it is photoshopped
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
we could argue back and forth over the real or fakeness of the signs in much the same manner as the signs themselves!
catholic signs are real. presbyterian signs can consult their signmaster.
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
Real or not, I think it's funny.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
You're a jerk.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
The day the laughter died...
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
Why does that even need snopes page? Just look at it!
I agree it's kinda funny, but, man, to find something like that and have it be real would be more precious than gold!
Nate and Justin should start some sort of door-to-door dream-ruining service.
There is hope, but not for us.
-Knock Knock-
-Hello?
-Hi little boy, I understand you're parents rencetly told you that you dog went to live on a farm? Well your parents were lying, he's dead. Bye!
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How much would something like that pay? Maybe.
How ever much tooth fairy dollars you swipe from underneath children's pillows.
Depends on the dream. Tooth Fairy? $20 maybe. Dreams of being Tony award-winning star on Broadway will cost somewhere around $5000.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
I thought it was believable right up until the rocks bit, Catholics have a special 'bless the animals' day. Very funny anyway.
"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing." (Robert E. Howard - The Tower of the Elephant)
Who would pay for this service?
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
and i spent all that time splicing this bit of humor together from a forward this morning. i done thought it was real gold. it was fools gold. dammit, theys got me again with thems shenanigans!
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One of the many stories in ancient Native American tradition is that the spiritual concept of “the dream catcher” is that of the finding and creation of the Ojibwe/Chippewa Tribe. They believed that by hovering a small, net-like contraption over a sleeping inhabitant’s face, it would act as a safeguard barrier between said sleeper and the vicious nightmares that travel toward the sleeper’s mind at such rapid momentum, it would just bounce back and retreat. Where-as a good dream had the grace and eloquence to slide through the small netted spaces into the mind. The invention spread all through-out the Indian lands, tribe to tribe, village to village until almost everyone had safe dreams.
But there weren’t enough for everyone and some tribe-folk simply did not believe in the whole idea. So, a select bunch slept without dream-catchers. They tossed and moaned in their sleep. They woke up in the dead of night, shaking, screaming, crying, pleading, vomiting, urinating and defecating on their selves. They endured the worst nightmares both known and imaginable to man until they went insane and illustrated a massive, inter-tribe massacre. A horrific marathon of ghastly murders extending village to village.
It was believed by the Hojiwa/Louhou tribe that the dream-catchers were the cause. So much dream repellent had left hundreds of thousands of nightmares to wander astray, growing more and more demonic and devilified as they all formed together in unison, until they came upon compromised sleepers.
Hojibwa/Louhou insisted the dream-catchers must go. All nightmares must be equalized. Ojibwe insisted contrary, and war broke out.
Hojibwa were the victors and spent years coursing the lands and rounding up all versions and copies of the dream-catcher. By the time they had almost finished, the pilgrims had arrived. Some white settlers discovered a missed stash of dream-catchers in an underground Ojibwe bunker and inquired. The Natives explained everything to the pilgrims. The pilgrims inquired some more, slaughtered the Natives and preserved the dream-catchers, paving way to elaborate psychiatric studies and modern-aged medicine.
A famous psychologist in the 1980s named Richard Tulsin, whom had Hojibwa/Louhou ancestry roots, traced his history to the above tale and suddenly became ashamed. He felt like he had betrayed his own people. He became infuriatingly anti-corporate-capitalism. He fell heavily under the belief that the pursuance of the profoundly glorified “American Dream” to achieve luxury only led brought about misery and misfortune over less-fortunate bystanders. He was a wealthy Harvard graduate who had set out to terminate the American Dream.
Tulsin composed a team of communist psychiatric doctors and taught them a special method of hypnosis, extremely sacred within Ancient Native-Indian culture. Presumably, hypnotizing the subject in his/her sleep unleashed a barrage of spiritual craft upon the mind, which tortured, compressed and contorted the parts that craved luxurious achievement. Dreams, both good and bad. Tulsin believed if the person stopped dreaming all together, inspiration as a whole would simply wither and die.
Dream killers.
His men worked hundreds of patients and kept up to date medical journals on them. But, one by one, they suffered horrific fates. One of his doctors castrated himself in a Catholic church and got institutionalized, where he ate his own eyeballs. Two doctors cannibalized some patients in an elderly home and then hung themselves in prison. Another doctor stabbed himself 108 times and wrote DON’T WRITE ME in his own blooded calligraphy on the floor.
The ghosts of the dead dreams had followed and haunted them all. Tulsin realized what he’d done. He burned all of his medical journals and patient logs and killed himself.
Dream ruining sounds like some bad news, guys. Pursue with caution!
hmm. dont believe you. cant find richard tulsin via google or wiki. must not be true. nor of course snopes.
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Yet, you believed this?!
hahaha no.
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Dr. Croutons doesn't believe in heaven because she's an atheist.
I like that this basically makes you sound like a pedophile.
It's obviously photoshopped, but I'm happy seeing Protestants mocked.
I like that this basically makes you sound like a pedophile.
...Maybe only to another one? I don't see it.
All Dogs Go to Heaven was a sad movie. I cried at it when I was four or however old I was at the time.
Well, just keep in the back of your mind, that if she converts to Catholicism, she'll be saved.
LMAO!
I'm not a big fan of Catholic Church, but they totally pwn'd on that one. Oh man, that was hilarious. I loved 'Catholic dogs go to heaven, Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor' ! hahahahaha. My favorite: 'All rocks go to Heaven'
Thanks for that J