Alene & Rita's Goddamned Picture Thread

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]yeah the last time people got testy too. everybody gets sensitive about the teeth [/B][/QUOTE]

I don't think teeth are a sensitive issue. There's just different kinds of facial expressions, and all smiles are not worthy of toothdom. In fact, a lot of smiles get ruined by too much teeth. Then there's the sly smirk. Smirking sorta defines a non-tooth worthy grin. Not to mention people with too much teeth, like giant fucking chiclet teeth... who needs that shit flashing in your highbeams? And the gum people, The people with giant fucking exposed gums are fucking distracting. I feel like I'm looking at the skinless chick in Hellraiser. Still, keep in mind that chicks who smile with lots of gums showing, give great head. It's a scientific fact. The lips are less confined, and there's less chance of teeth scraping. Gums are a win-win scenario...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]jessica simpson comes too mind, alot of big teeth there [/B][/QUOTE]

Is this a cartoon reference?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]Oh yeah...I do that all the time. It's like having a built-in squirt gun, except I can't spray a "shit load" out...just a tiny ineffective little squirt. [/B][/QUOTE]

What do you suppose "all the time" means?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]I'm sure you have your own theory, but I'm not sure I want to know. [/B][/QUOTE]

I have no theory. I was genuinely curious. You said "all the time". Just wondered if that was a condition, if like spitting "all the time" was like chronic drooling?

Is every friggin' body in a fucked-up bitchy mood today? Does everybody have a fucking case of the goddamned mondays? I hate people who get that! Quit yer bitchin'. Stop being so difficult. Take your sexual angst on on someone else, you rapscallions!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]Haha...I don't know if you're including me in that little tirade, but if my post did come off as bitchy, it wasn't meant to. I'm actually feeling quite chipper for a Monday. [/B][/QUOTE]

Chipper:

Definition: [adj] having a cheerful, lively, and self-confident air; "looking chipper, like a man...diverted by his own wit"- Frances G. Patton; "life that is gay, brisk, and debonair"- H.M.Reynolds; "walked with a jaunty step"; "a jaunty optimist"

Synonyms: cheerful, debonair, debonaire, jaunty

You gay wench!

Tuffy, eh? ... they ALWAYS come back... I tell ya, this place is by far, the greatest place around, I mean, it draws us like fruitflies to like, well fruit I guess. Then it's like it gets a little slow and everyone's like, "I'm sosick of this motherfucking everything and I'm not gonna take this shit anymore and I'm gonna leave this mofo and never return because you all suck and I'm not a loser and I have a life and you don't and this goddamn place is for the people with no goddamn sense or life, whichever happens to come first, and blah-de-friggin'-blah, you friggin losers, and that's it, kiss my ass, eat my dust, suck my cock you cocksucking, dust-eating, ass-kissing fuckity fucks"... and then boom, they're gone... poof... vanished... who knows? Maybe they really do have a life? Maybe they really are cooler than us? FUCK THAT. Then they're back, and they're like I'm so not back, I'm just saying HI motherfuckers, and I'll never come back, although I re-registered months ago under another disguise because I couldn't stand to be away, so I laid low in the meanwhile, waiting for my triumphant return, and here it is, today's the day, I got my eyeliner on and jack's back from the dead, and this time it's so not gonna suck and this time I really do have a life but you still don't and spontaneous combustion, thermal vicosity verbal breakdown and phlegmy sebum bursting through my pores and hocus pocus schmokus...

I'm hypocritical, he's hypocritical. Welcome to the fucking Cult of Hypocrisy!

[img]http://www.drivingmrspacey.com/FFG1.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by . [/i]
[B]Um, yeah, checkin on those documentary DvDs & like I said, thought I'd say 'hi' & shit. Took Brock all of 8 rodeo seconds to open up a shitsock fulla brainvomit - he always was the little fat kid nobody liked, so he gets ta jump up an down screamin "Ah tole ya's oh! Ah tole ya's oh!" He's a winner.

Anyhoo, got my DVD news & cain't wait- A'll betcha jes betcha it's all faboo-like ah cain't wait a'tall a'tall, nawssuh...

I now return y'alls to, er... whatevah y'alls been doin' these passed few weeks.

Merry Christmas, an'at. [/B][/QUOTE]

Dude, you ain't goin' jack anywhere. Yeah, yeah, fat kid, some insult. At least I ain't no goddamn lurking malcontent who made himself out to be a big friggin' whiny-assed-hypocritical-bitch who told everyone at the Cult to go fuck themselves because he was having personal problems he couldn't deal with. At least I ain't that, then again, you were always a fucking punk unable to cope. So whatever. I just jumped right on it because someone's got to. Otherwise people forget what an asshole you were right before you left and shit on everybody and this board. I think you're a fucking disgrace and will continue to think so, no matter who the fuck decides to think of you before you turned so bitter about The Cult and its members. They say you can never go back... well, they're only partly right... I mean, yeah, you can always come back, but fact is, you can never change inside, and I see that in you if no one else does, so quit pretending this is it once again, and go back to lurking like a frightened lamb about to be made into chops...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by fullmetalbrak [/i]
[B]Haha. I couldn't resist. I didn't know Kevin Spacey was ever what's his face...that IS what's his face, isn't it? [/B][/QUOTE]

yeah, it's Jim Bakker...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phytoplankton [/i]
[B]ummmmm not compared to the pics of tuffy i have seen [/B][/QUOTE]

That's because the old pics are from like 20 years ago before he got old and fat and ugly... it's like those fat chicks who do personal ads with pictures of before they were fat... misrepresentation... Tuffy knows all about that term, he's a file cabinet jockee...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]just full of little bits of spite today aren't we brock?
you realize that since no one started in on him doesn't mean that someone "has to". really, why do you always feel it's so necessary to point out every little negativity you see? is it so you can feel better about a shitty life? or is it just because you think you're superior to everyone and everything around you?
relax a little brock, you're wound tighter than a noose at a lynching. [/B][/QUOTE]

You still upset about the mole thing, aren't ya...

Dude. I may be spiteful, but yeah, this is self-fulfilling prophecy. I am just laying claim to my prize. I bet he would be back, and this is the proof. Maybe it's silly and shallow and conceited and stupid and whatever you want it to be, but from the other responses, it's like I'm the only one who remembers the things he said before he left. It's all fucking selelctive memory on your part. And yeah, I throw some fucking cuss words around, but that doesn't mean I'm upset or angry or anything.. they just add a little color to my thoughts... big friggin' deal. Go ahead, jump on the spiteful train. Put down my life if it makes you happy. Maybe I deserve it for pointing a big finger at the mole on your face. Whatever. Besides, since when does writing a long post not fit who I am? Since when have I not been a bit wound tight? Since when do I not go off on occasion? Do you also have selective memory about me? Am I missing something? I haven't changed. I've always been spiteful. I've always been angry about shit. I've always pointed out hypocrisy. I've always jumped on folk who need some jumpin' on. I don't point out negativity exclusively, but there you go again... only looking at my collected works aka posts as what you want to see. I have it all. I have the good, the bad, and the ugly. Strap that on and ride the late fee shuttle, Pagemaster...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]you're absolutely right, you always have been a bit of a jackass. still no reason to continue doing it though. [/B][/QUOTE]

Just pick sides already. Are you anti-Tuffy or Pro-Tuffy? Let's hear it. No shit. I need to know. You call me a jackass for sticking around trying to keep this place moving along, posting how much I want this place to work, getting involved even a la secret santa, and this dude shows up after telling everyone that they suck and he does not and that he has a life and you don't, and it's like you embrace that shit. That's fucking obnoxious if you ask me. That makes no sense. Still, you're entitled to your opinion. I don't know what to make of this upside down bizarro world...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]you'll find my opinion regarding that matter in the thread you're refrencing to.
and i think it's great that you've been involved in this site brock.
i have nothing against you aside of the fact that you seem to concentrate on breaking everyone down into little bits of negativity. you don't like that i'm doing it to you now, so why would you think everyone else wouldn't care when you do it to them? right now i'm a bit fed up with negativity in general, so i'm probably spouting a little, but that's my perogative, that's my choosing. and of course you can choose to comment on it with a snide remark, or an insult, but brock, it's not a necessity. [/B][/QUOTE]

I am SO not a fucking pessimist. You confuse the Tuffy issue with all issues. This is not about me or negativity or any of that shit! tHIS IS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOU! I don't concentrate on anything, in fact I lack concentration altogether! I'm not involved in this place! I am this place! So are you! So are all of us! Except Tuffy...

This is not a secret santa thread, you mischievious minxs! What is this? Group hug therapy? Why the intervention?

Just looking at my sig makes me hot! I really am way too horned-up today. Not saying I'm frustrated... just feeling like a dog in heat looking out at all the hot bitches on the street from behind my locked screen door. Makes me wired... I can actually feel the short and curlies through the cotton of those panties stifling a sodden reply against my prodding fingertips...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by trypdwyre [/i]
[B]sorry brock, i don't see it. you're posts always ring of a pessimistic tone. i'm not confusing all issues with the tuffy issue, but thanks for checking on that anyway.
and i don't see how tuffy can be exculded from this place. it's his choice to come back if he wants. he's not banned from this place, he can come here whenever he wants. i just think it'll be pretty damned boring if everytime he posts you jump all over him to just post "neener neener, i was right and you were wrong". let the man do what he wants. he's not breaking any rules, he's not violating your personal space. and if it bothers you that much, put him on ignore.
even though he did say he won't be back, who cares if he changes his mind? you change your mind don't you brock? everyone does, why is this time so damned special to you? [/B][/QUOTE]

I am not stopping Tuffy from doing anything. I didn't stop him from insulting you because that was his prerogative. I didn't stop him from insulting this board and this website because again, that was his agenda. I don't stop him doing shit. He's not banned you're right, but he should be, and I stick by my opinion. I would rather have Robot Puking back than Tuffy pulling his stupid stunts... having fifty different names from Decalogue to Tuffy to whatever the hell it is now and many more. It's a waste. It's him hiding behind his own shadow. I won't jump on him every post if he decides to come back, but I will call him when he talks bullshit and acts above us. I will also tell him he is being a jackass when he is. Why is it you have this right, and I do not? You say my life sucks and I am a jackass. How are you any better? Does being a librarian obsessed with the news and kids who threaten your life make it any different? Does having a mole make it any different? If so, I will go out to day and check out a book from the library while wearing a fake mole and threatening the life of the nearest librarian. By the way, Tuffy is invading my personal space by setting foot back on the ground that he shat upon before leaving... this is not everytime or everybody...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]I don't work out. [/B][/QUOTE]

We can tell...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]I stay in shape by eating the souls of sinners. More potent that any 'roids you can pump, musclehead. [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess it all comes down to Cult interpretation. A man who eats souls will see life around the Cult and try to make money from it. A man such as myself will see life around the Cult as a divine blessing. A cunninglinguist like me will see and experience and try to capture it...

We have all seen this Cultishness, and it’s not fading... it's Brocklike and beautiful... we are the ones who are fading. Just think like a child. You’ll never want to see a summer day any other way. Hey, look outside. The sun is coming up again and snow is melting all over the street and Brock is waving hello, you sorry fucknut...

i have recent pictures woo

this is me trying to be all serious and posey

and my hair now (i finally had a cut and got some sexy new straighteners...but this damn colour refuses to fuck off).

i have a new digicam, so i don't DO mirrors anymore, daaahling

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B][edit] Ruby looks [b]just like[/b] my physical therapist (see below.) [/B][/QUOTE]

where am I looking?

...trying to be arty, or scared, or, fuck it i dunno, twat maybe?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Wha? [/B][/QUOTE]

ionno...you say beelow, i look beelow, no pic beelow!

oh and this one from the last day of schooool (may 9th)

[IMG]http://www.faceparty.com/public/504/images/rocker_ruby_2933659.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Ruby, I meant [b]your[/b] picture below my post. Yoiu look just like my PT there. [/B][/QUOTE]

oooooooooooooh i gets ya now. is that a good thing or bad thing? she isn't a big scary fitness fantic is she? i hope (?!)

and this thread proves my opinion (so far) that no one smiles in pictures anymore. why people why

dammnit. grrrrbrrrrr

oh yeah, picture, errrrr

brock did you get highlights?

yeah that was in his sig back in the day

ooooh i just realised....am i allowed to post some of the pics i've done for college? or is this strictly face-only?

omFHGYg ur TEH funney. ROLFMALOLZIES!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

oh jesus let's not turn this thread into another arse-kissing bonanza like the last pic one.

oh someone attatch phyto's please, i properties-ed it and everything and its still not there

what do you think asswad

yeah you look like someone in my film class

yeah sure man.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by galactic [/i]
[B]...but the head in the avatar is mine.[/B][/QUOTE]

bitch! christian is mine all mine!

wes, lovin' the tees. *hint hint*

and smalls i totally love your hair..i luuurve flicks atm

bazoo

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by izen [/i]
[B]goddam, ruby..... that's all i can say...... (drool)
close ups of chicks eyes make me go all mushy. [/B][/QUOTE]

thankees...someone at college got hold of it and set it as the wallpaper for EVERY SINGLE COMPUTER in the whole god damn place. which was a bit embarassing to say the least.

ha ha

yes janey! someone remembered the thread! my life is valid!

lippy you look more like a mime artist in that pic

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by izen [/i]
[B]ruby, i am now sick to my stomach.[/B][/QUOTE]

it was a rubber arse! and i was quite un-sober. and it was the last day of school.....aaaannd...it was a dare

sexyyy *cough*

your lips aren't all that big

my pathetic attempt at 60's flicks

yeah man, liquids the way to go man, i'm a veteran dah-ling.

(and i love it when disx does that)

ax! donde esta your JT pics?

mr timberlaaake