Alene & Rita's Goddamned Picture Thread

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by disx [/i]
[B]I don't have any. Was trying my brother's out to see if I look any good with it on. I was told it looked good - I couldn't really make up my own mind on it. [/B][/QUOTE]

Huckleberry...you've so gotta post a pic of this.
I'll help you make up your mind.

Pssssst....disx...I think you have another stalker.
But at least it's a she this time.

Man...you guys and gals have some great genes.

Satanic ballerina guy...you look a little like one of my exes, particularly in the red devil kinda photo.

Neil...your Mohawk is groovy and those action figure pics are hilarious. In the last photo, you also kind of remind me a little of Jason Priestly...maybe it's the blue eyes.

Brawny man...I'm looking forward to seeing your level-2 'fro.

You look so badass, Fino...even more cool and rockin' than the brawny man.

I actually did try to post a super cheesy pic of myself today, but I couldn't get it to work cause it's apparently too big and I don't know how to resize it and blah blah and wah wah wah.

Are those tampons in the background? *laughs at inside joke*
The Laz is H.O.T...and I love the watch cap.

And far be it from me to question what
the hell a guy is doing with tampons.

FJ...I was hoping you would shrink this a little. *L* But thanks for your help, buddy.

Here I am...from the eyes up, anyway, in a goofy pic my friend cheesed up even more with her "special" fx, but luckily, FJ cropped a lot of the funky background out. But my hand doesn't really glow like that.

Thank you, Six. I think your first pic is pretty, too. I can't tell with the wig one yet, though, cause the settings are all screwed up on my computer...but I'm sure that's a good one, too.

phyto...what's wrong with you? *L*

Now it's my turn: Uh oh.
Just teasin' ya.

I can see some nips, too...and what looks like maybe a six pack.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pooka [/i]
[B]Is this referring to me or someone else, I'm confused.... [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, it was. I thought I saw a six pack of Heiniken in the background, but I was mistaken.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]I don't wanna know what you people look like, it spoils the fun in a hideous way, and if you want to see what i look like, check out the avatar, that's my hand. peace [/B][/QUOTE]

I don't know what avatar you had at the time you wrote this, morey...but the one you have now still seems to fit.

I don't recall seeing that post, morey, but I have hockey teeth myself.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]A fucked up grill can be kind of hot, at least in the face of perfection. Is that why you have a mouthless shot of yourself? [/B][/QUOTE]

Blackjack.

Haha, pooka. I have no idea what black jack sweets are, let alone eating a crap load of 'em. The only thing "wrong" with my teeth is that I have a little gap between my front ones...not a David Letterman gap, mind you, but just a tiny subtle one. I've heard the French think that's sexy. Viva la me.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Pooka [/i]
[B]Cool. Does this means you can spray a shit load of water out the gap and soak some poor fucker near you? That's cool if you can. If not, please try right now and tell me the results. [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh yeah...I do that all the time. It's like having a built-in squirt gun, except I can't spray a "shit load" out...just a tiny ineffective little squirt.

I'm sure you have your own theory, but I'm not sure I want to know.

Just checking. And I now see I should have just written "sometimes." No...I'm not a chronic spitter.

Haha...I don't know if you're including me in that little tirade, but if my post did come off as bitchy, it wasn't meant to. I'm actually feeling quite chipper for a Monday.

I'm not feeling THAT chipper.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Chipper:

Definition: [adj] having a cheerful, lively, and self-confident air; "looking chipper, like a man...diverted by his own wit"- Frances G. Patton; "life that is gay, brisk, and debonair"- H.M.Reynolds; "walked with a jaunty step"; "a jaunty optimist"

Synonyms: cheerful, debonair, debonaire, jaunty

You gay wench! [/B][/QUOTE]

Oh man...that's the biggest laugh I've had so far today. "Gay" is certainly one adjective that's never been used before in the context of someone calling me a wench. Thanks for being so gracious. I feel so flamboyant and exuberant now, as opposed to just wanton.

Now there's a fella who knows how to wear eyeliner. Dig it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Is every friggin' body in a fucked-up bitchy mood today? Does everybody have a fucking case of the goddamned mondays? I hate people who get that! Quit yer bitchin'. Stop being so difficult. Take your sexual angst on on someone else, you rapscallions! [/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by phytoplankton [/i]
[B]ummmmm not compared to the pics of tuffy i have seen [/B][/QUOTE]

I didn't even know that was him, either, phyto. I think he left the same week I showed up, so it's not like I ever even knew anything about him to begin with.

Snow...those pics are adorable. I especially
like the little pixie look in the first one.

You just look very mischievious and like you're about to start
some trouble. Things haven't really changed much, have they.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]nope! So, what are you after from your secret santa? Been a good girl this year? [/B][/QUOTE]

Of course I've been good...at least I've been trying to, but I sometimes slip. I'm sure I'll love whatever my Secret Santa so generously and graciously gives me.

Yeah...come give us a hug, you hound dog.

What a hotsie totsie.

here, alex... it's fuckin huge, though. you didn't copy the full address of the picture. sometimes the url of the picture is larger than what shows in the property display box.
[IMG]http://hometown.aol.com/mejykpheat12/myhomepage/alex%20-%20black%20&%20white%201.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US[/IMG]

[IMG]http://home.comcast.net/~n.soult/me.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://home.comcast.net/~n.soult/above.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://home.comcast.net/~neilfarted/neil.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://home.comcast.net/~neilfarted/joe.jpg[/IMG]

and an attatchment, just in case four fucking photos isn't enough for you.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B]I love Neil as a Star Wars figurine...where did you get that done? [/B][/QUOTE] at the San Diego Comic Convention last year.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alex cassun [/i]
[B]Hey Neil, how do I get a big pic like that on here? I'm stoopid. Please help. [/B][/QUOTE] you have to have the picture on a website. if you're not on dial-up, chances are that your internet service provider gives you some personal webspace. If you don't have webspace, you can use a free hosting site, but most of them are shitty and either won't let you hotlink (linking to your image, like what i did) or has very small bandwidth, which means once everyone on this board views it in a couple of days, the rest of the month your picture will turn into a little red x.

C:\WINDOWS\102JVCGR\DVC00041.JPG

Hope this works. I f'n hate computers.
My Buddy Christ pose posing with The Man

can't get this fucking thing up, dammit!!!!!!!! somebody help me!!!!

I believe I may have it now.....

Fiberoptic, I owe you and your genius much thanks. And since you use Christ's first name in your post, you may find this one interesting!

hey phyto, hope God has a sense of humor!