Adorable news: baby seal wanders into New Zealander's home and takes a nap on the couch.
I want this to happen to me.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-14/seal-makes-itself-at-home/3730682
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Did I read it right:The baby seal plops in the front seat and turns on the radio to listen to some kiwi jams? If I was a baby seal I'd be breaking into people's houses everyday!
I like how this animal breaks into her house and decides to take a nap on her couch and she says this:
"It was a lovely experience I'd have to say, a real treat"
But if it was a black guy that broke into her house just so he could take a nap on her couch, it would no longer be "a real treat." It would be a terrified call to the police from the closet.
Oh, baby seal, you get away with so much!
Oh, baby seal, you get away with so much!
HA!
Aw that's cute. I'm too far away from the beach for it to happen to me. Wah.
Oh my gosh this just made my whole week better. Awww
"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan
Now imagine the outcome if you replace Baby Harp Seal with:
A - Dyspeptic Musk Ox
B - Lecherous Orangutan
C - Itchy Spiders
D - Leftover Flan
E - Ebola
Go.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
D.
FORGOTTEN FLAN DEVELOPS SENTIENCE AFTER CINCO CELEBRATIONS
Annie Swiffer and her husband were shocked to return from their month long vacation to find a slice of flan watching Nickelodeon on their couch.
They'd thrown a fancy dress party on November 5th with a Mexican theme because New Zealanders are G this way. Like all fancy dress parties, it soon fell into debauchery and the final piece of the store bought flan was placed on top of the refrigerator instead of inside of it. Over the next few days, they occupied themselves preparing for their trip to Whocares, Seriously. When they returned, Swiffer was totally not expecting a big ol' custard.
"It was horrible, I don't even like Mexican food," she said.
When asked what her first thought was upon entering the house, Swiffer answered,
"I thought 'I'm hallucinating, this is just wrong'."
She quickly called the authorities who just kind of lol'd and but recommended that the family not eat it.
"Because that's just nasty," said the officer.
The flan appears to have the sense of humor of a 12 year old girl. Its favorite programs seem to be iCarly, Victorious, and most bafflingly, Big Time Rush.
At the time of this writing, the flan is still in the Swiffer residence. Its future is still in question.
"We'll probably bury or burn it since the garbage man is afraid of it."
I feel like November 5th in the the south-eastern hemisphere is roughly equal to May 5th in the north-western.
Well...
Guy Fawkes kinda looks Mexican with that 'stache.
I don't like flan... but Guy Flan Night, 2012, my place!
Sweet! I like flan! and Guy Fawkes masks are hot.
What da fuck are you guys talkin' about?
FYI, flan can be horrible, but it can also be the greatest thing you'll ever eat. Restaurants are usually missing a crucial part of the process of making it: my grandma.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
I'm not a fan of flan. It's a weird pudding that's not quite mousse, not quite jelly
Had to google it, had no clue what you guys were talking. Don't think I've ever had it!
FYI, flan can be horrible, but it can also be the greatest thing you'll ever eat. Restaurants are usually missing a crucial part of the process of making it: my grandma.
Yeah not many restaurants have good flan.
Flan is awesome, y'all.
Flan:
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I like where this went.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That video is great hahaha
I snorted. But that's probably true. I grew up in restaurants but I always hated flan because it tasted more like scrambled eggs than dessert. Colombians can't make flan for shit. Or tortillas. Your grandmother is cordially invited to Guy Flan Night.
Anytime people talk about flan, all I can think of is that terrible movie with Jack Black.
I think this is an appropriate time to remind everone of this.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
NB: I have never had an edible flan.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Man. Even being big black man, you gotta have balls to wake up a big black man that's in the middle of doing something illegal. Guy should feel lucky he was able to knock the guy out.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Despite everything I said earlier, I've never wanted to eat anything as badly as I want to eat that.
The communal nature of GiggaPuddi just makes me feel all-over unsanitary.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
That video, with the big pudding thing. When I hit play my six year old daughter looks up from the other side of the room says "what.. the heck..." comes over to me "what the heck... what's wrong with you mom?".
hehe
Thank Heaven for little girls
I love that story. Baby seals don't give a fuck.