addictions

i have this weird deja-vu feling that this has already been asked

indeed jonny. it has.

oh no, i once knew a kid named jonny. he threw sand in my face, so when i went to go after him he turned around and ran into a tree. his head hit a metal can crusher thaqt was attatched to the tree...ha ha little shit

smoking. biting my nails.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]oh no, i once knew a kid named jonny. he threw sand in my face, so when i went to go after him he turned around and ran into a tree. his head hit a metal can crusher thaqt was attatched to the tree...ha ha little shit [/B][/QUOTE]

ha ha, that's shocking! That kid learnt his lesson...when spending half his life looking in the mirror at the damage. Poor little shit can never get a girlfriend now...and the prostitute'll never be able to orgasm either.

These sound more like "bad" habits, rather than addictions. Anyway . . . what comes to mind is the overwhelming compulsion I have to pick the toe jam out from between my toes EVERY time I take off my shoes and socks; tweezing (to avoid the cromagnon appearance of monobrow); brushing my teeth with Monkey brand black tooth powder; and ritually shaving my testicles every two months.

Addictions, on the other hand, include: wine, prosciutto, smoked salmon and mussles, foie gras and cheese. Frankly, I couldn't live without these items (regardless of what my doctor says or how "high" my cholesterol seems to her.

I don't think I need to mention "kinky" sex.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B] ritually shaving my testicles every two months.[/B][/QUOTE]

one day you will be shaving them, and you will cut them off by accident, and they will fall on the floor..you will step on them and i will laugh...

fuck i never understood the ocncept of shaving my balls. i odnt know how to go about it, you shave things that are relativley flat, my balls are round, theres no fucking chance im putting a razor blade near them

i used to live with a guy- that had that EXACT! same attitude about a razor even just near his face. hence, this freakin' almost-hermit never shaved.

kind of.... feral.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mrgreend [/i]
[B]one day you will be shaving them, and you will cut them off by accident, and they will fall on the floor..you will step on them and i will laugh... [/B][/QUOTE]

Do you think I use a straight razor to do this!?! Are you f'ing crazy!?! Btw, don't knock it. I'm sure you have some interesting "bad" habits that you're dying to share with our community of butt wipes. How about it, laughing boy?

i dont mind it goin near my face, i dont go to the barbers! thats another lil addiction i have. i dont know why i just cant go get my hair cut, its not freakishly gayishly long like rohans, lon like the lead singer of phish

i actually know a *white* guy with dreads. i know it sounds *gay* but it really looks cool. too bad my starched white collar job wouldn't allow it. i think the babes would melt.

gayishy long? oh my, thats going to wash *so well* with him, hehe.

word has it, Ro's hair is long because it attracts women.
they liked to braid it and shit like that.

'i looooove the women, i make no apologies for this....'
-- Wayne Hope, as a principal of a Catholic Girls High School

I can't stop fucking staring at you're avatar, Wesley Snot. Yeah, that's my addiction, phlegm boy.

excellent.

now cough us up a nice gob of goob will ya.

Yeah, I can't stop staring at his avatar. Dance Baby Dance! I can't get any decent Disney Snow White avatars. What'd be really cool if I could get one of her getting gang banged by the seven dwarfs.

I'm addicted to this Cranberry and passion fruit juice, which is 'made from REAL american cranberrys'

Dreaded hair looks fine on white people, it's just when they plat it back from their face and it looks glued down to their head-that looks terrible...actually, that doesn't suit anyone.

Oh yeah, in my opinion, lay off the razors on your balls for a while. Heh, didn't your mother ever tell you?!?

masturbating and smoking cigarettes are probably it. if bighting skin off lips is an addiction, that too... also cussing and spitting.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SnowWhite [/i]
[B] I can't get any decent Disney Snow White avatars. What'd be really cool if I could get one of her getting gang banged by the seven dwarfs.[/B][/QUOTE]

i cant deliver gang-banging- but i can give Shalom Harlow, posing as Snow White for a Francois Nars photo shoot. enjoy. if you want me to chop it up to size, just say the word.

enjoy

You know, Wesley, that's kick ass! I had the exact same costume for a fancy dress party a year ago. Will you chop it down to size for me?xx

I've recently gotten hooked on verbally abusing women. It's all the rage.

twopenny's absolutely correct about cursing. i think that's the worst habit i have. awful, really. anyone have any ideas on how to stop cursing, or cursing as much. Aside from cutting my tongue out of course! or wearing a gag all day long!

you have to be happy, framstedt, and use words like sugar instead of shit. fork, instead of fuck... then, when you've made that transition, you change fork to spoon and sugar to ham or something... you'll be saying words that don't make sense to say when you're angry, but heck, atleast you won't be cursing huh? hahaha. this kind of sugar never forking works.
oh, i'm addicted to making people laugh... i'm addicted to attention when i want it.

k someone tell me how to shave your balls without using a razor, cause up ntil now (and i shit you not) ive been plucking them out lol not in the same amounts of shaving but ive been pluckign odd one out every now and then, wholly shit man it hurts

wholly shit girls in fairy tale costumes are soooooooooo hot, i suggest all the guys here take a look at this

[url]http://orsm.net/fem/snowwhite/index.html[/url]