Actual Text Messages...
selling roundies, always got em if any of you cunts want in let me know.
Yep. That's what he thought he'd say in a text message.
Screencaps of exchanges are welcome, if not encouraged, of course--I'm thinking, at times, POIDH! is going to be almost needed. Luckily, I receive some good pictures on my phone from time to time. Hmmmm.