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Phil: Want to take a bath?
Anna: Only if you help me bandage my back again afterwards.
Phil: Okay.

In the bath:

Anna: My bandages are falling off.
Phil: I'll help you put them on again afterwards.
Anna: Okay.

In the bedroom:

Anna: Can you help me put the bandage on?
Phil: Sure. Come over here.
Anna: That was the most boring bath we've ever taken.

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Why is her back bandaged?

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Didn't he poke her?

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No, he poked some random guy and then denied it.

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Me: Man I really wanna hook up with emily. What do you think my chances are.
Josh: Probably less then 1%.
Me: 1%? come on, It's gotta be better then that.
Josh: No it really isn't. She's a good person and has a boyfriend. Plus your an asshole.
Me: But...but I really want to. Does that help my chances at all.
Josh: For most people, yes, but not for you.
Me: Damn.

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Her back got hurt when we fucked on the carpet. Burns, you know.

And I didn't poke that douchebag, he was crazy.

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Some freaky guy read my name tag,

FG: Daniel?
Fiend: Yeah?
FG: blablabla
Fiend: Pardon?
FG: How are you?
Fiend: Oh. Good. How are you?
FG: Is that a british accent I hear?
Fiend: No, not at all.
FG: Really? You sounded British...
Fiend: I assure you I'm not. Must be my elegance.
FG: You still do sound British. Where were you born?
Fiend: The steel city.
FG: Must just be your ti-cat accent.
Fiend: I guess.

*fiend walks away*

Two things I can do that most people can't: Decide not to answer somebody, and walk away. I can just walk away in the middle of a conversation and I have a way of doing it that just works. And when somebody asks me a question I don't want to answer, I just look at them for a moment and then don't answer it. They never ask again, I don't know how it works.

And I don't at all sound British, despite this freaky guy's being well dressed.

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Are you sure you're not British? You sound British in your posts.

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I'm entirely not British at all.

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Coulda fooled us.

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so text messages with cultists are considered private, is a phone conversation or chat when others are present also considered private?

I'm just curious.

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[QUOTE=ScribblingDes;1069625]so text messages with cultists are considered private, is a phone conversation or chat when others are present also considered private?

I'm just curious.[/QUOTE]
[I]
Anything that is not posted on the forum by a member[/I],is not allowed to be transcribed here [I]even with the permission of the other member.[/I] That's to keep it real simple for the mods and to protect all member's private communications from being exploited or abused.

You could say "oh I talked to Frank last night and he wanted to know what he missed". But you can't present it as a transcription like this:

Frank
Me
Frank
Me

The chat room is considered private also even if there are several people in the chat. The conversation in there is considered to be a private chat session and things may be said there that a member would not say on the open forum.

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[QUOTE=mirka;1069707][I]
Anything that is not posted on the forum by a member[/I],is not allowed to be transcribed here [I]even with the permission of the other member.[/I] That's to keep it real simple for the mods and to protect all member's private communications from being exploited or abused.

You could say "oh I talked to Frank last night and he wanted to know what he missed". But you can't present it as a transcription like this:

Frank
Me
Frank
Me

The chat room is considered private also even if there are several people in the chat. The conversation in there is considered to be a private chat session and things may be said there that a member would not say on the open forum.[/QUOTE]
That sounds fair, but have there been many real problems like that in the past, where people actually get upset because someone posted a private conversation?

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That comic is weak.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1069728]That comic is weak.[/QUOTE]

What comic?

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[QUOTE=xec8;1069719]That sounds fair, but have there been many real problems like that in the past, where people actually get upset because someone posted a private conversation?[/QUOTE]

Of course there have been problems in the past. We don't just make rules up if they don't apply in some way to the specific needs of this forum. Jeez.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1069728]That comic is weak.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, cause that blind shit comic that you never even finished was what one would call STRONG. Okay.

That comic rocks.

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[QUOTE=mirka;1069746]Of course there have been problems in the past. We don't just make rules up if they don't apply in some way to the specific needs of this forum. Jeez.[/QUOTE]
You can't answer a question without demonstrating your impatience, huh.

It may seem like an obvious question to you, but considering that it's a standard rule in many forums, it's not exactly stupid to ask if there have been big problems with it on this forum.

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1069749]Yeah, cause that blind shit comic that you never even finished was what one would call STRONG. Okay.

That comic rocks.[/QUOTE]

That thing sucks casbah, it's so bad if I were to eat it I would shit out your face.

[QUOTE=xec8;1069760]You can't answer a question without demonstrating your impatience, huh.

It may seem like an obvious question to you, but considering that it's a standard rule in many forums, it's not exactly stupid to ask if there have been big problems with it on this forum.[/QUOTE]In fairness it was just a [I]Jeez [/I]at the end of a normal statement. Stop trying to argue you frothy bearded fiend.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1069760]You can't answer a question without demonstrating your impatience, huh.

It may seem like an obvious question to you, but considering that it's a standard rule in many forums, it's not exactly stupid to ask if there have been big problems with it on this forum.[/QUOTE]

I answered Scribbling without the slightest hint of impatience. She had a valid question. Yours was not exactly stupid, just unnecessary. Of course there have been problems. Do you want me to define how [I]many [/I]now?

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[QUOTE=corellion;1069766]That thing sucks casbah, it's so bad if I were to eat it I would shit out your face.

In fairness it was just a [I]Jeez [/I]at the end of a normal statement. Stop trying to argue you frothy bearded fiend.[/QUOTE]
She can take it.

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STOP FIGHTING IT IS ALMOST CHRlSTMAS!

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[QUOTE=mirka;1069769]I answered Scribbling without the slightest hint of impatience. She had a valid question. Yours was not exactly stupid, just unnecessary. Of course there have been problems. Do you want me to define how [I]many [/I]now?[/QUOTE]
No, I simply want to stop interacting with you for the next few minutes.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1069775]No, I simply want to stop interacting with you for the next few minutes.[/QUOTE]
That would be perfection, thanks.

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Yeah, damn right, to the izzo. Sho nuff.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1069760]You can't answer a question without demonstrating your impatience, huh.

It may seem like an obvious question to you, but considering that it's a standard rule in many forums, it's not exactly stupid to ask if there have been big problems with it on this forum.[/QUOTE]

Dude if it's standard on many forums, like it's standard in many gas stations not to smoke, it's exactly stupid to ask if there's been trouble before if you smoke at the gas station right?

I think you're just been antsy pantsy a bit here.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1069774]STOP FIGHTING IT IS ALMOST CHRlSTMAS![/QUOTE]

HA! We actually say that in my family all the time. Like even at Easter dinner.

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Nobody says, "Stop fighting" in this house, they just join the arguement and make their way to the top and put down the others and it ends that way. It pretty much is almost Christmas, we've got Christmas lights up everywhere in the city, only we're not allowed to call them chirstmas lights because of religious diversity, so they're "winter" lights, but you have to do the fingers whilst you say it. We haven't set up Christmas things at home yet. It's nice though, it's getting dark really early these days, not getting bright outside until about twenty past seven which means my train ride to college is in the dark and it looks sort of pretty out the windows.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1069786]Dude if it's standard on many forums, like it's standard in many gas stations not to smoke, it's exactly stupid to ask if there's been trouble before if you smoke at the gas station right?

I think you're just been antsy pantsy a bit here.[/QUOTE]
Maybe. I don't mind.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1069794]Nobody says, "Stop fighting" in this house, they just join the arguement and make their way to the top and put down the others and it ends that way. It pretty much is almost Christmas, we've got Christmas lights up everywhere in the city, only we're not allowed to call them chirstmas lights because of religious diversity, so they're "winter" lights, but you have to do the fingers whilst you say it. We haven't set up Christmas things at home yet. It's nice though, it's getting dark really early these days, not getting bright outside until about twenty past seven which means my train ride to college is in the dark and it looks sort of pretty out the windows.[/QUOTE]

Your next holiday is Christmas? ( (Winter Fest?).

We still have Halloween and Thanksgiving before Christmas.

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[QUOTE=mirka;1069798]Your next holiday is Christmas? ( (Winter Fest?).

We still have Halloween and Thanksgiving before Christmas.[/QUOTE]

We have Halloween and the Fifth of November, Bonfire Night. That's the V for Vendetta one for you Merkans. But Christmas is a legal special holiday whereas those others are more like personal, but national, ones.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1069796]Maybe. I don't mind.[/QUOTE]

Dude come on, you lash out quick and then go maybe *shrug* I don't care. That's not good.

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Aye, him and his old lady got into a rut.

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[QUOTE=Nightrious;1069531]Some freaky guy read my name tag,

FG: Daniel?
Fiend: Yeah?
FG: blablabla
Fiend: Pardon?
FG: How are you?
Fiend: Oh. Good. How are you?
FG: Is that a british accent I hear?
Fiend: No, not at all.
FG: Really? You sounded British...
Fiend: I assure you I'm not. Must be my elegance.
FG: You still do sound British. Where were you born?
Fiend: The steel city.
FG: Must just be your ti-cat accent.
Fiend: I guess.

*fiend walks away*

Two things I can do that most people can't: Decide not to answer somebody, and walk away. I can just walk away in the middle of a conversation and I have a way of doing it that just works. And when somebody asks me a question I don't want to answer, I just look at them for a moment and then don't answer it. They never ask again, I don't know how it works.

And I don't at all sound British, despite this freaky guy's being well dressed.[/QUOTE]
I'll vouch for you. You sound all Canuck to me.

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1069819]Aye, him and his old lady got into a rut.[/QUOTE]

He lets it get to him that fast? Next week he'll have another one, even I know that already.

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I'm just speculating, but c'mon, tell me not.

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It's all we can do, till we hear the truth right?

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Truest.

Same can be said about you and your rat, eh?

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1069887]Truest.

Same can be said about you and your rat, eh?[/QUOTE]

You don't know the half of it.

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[QUOTE=Jill's Tit;1069887]Truest.

Same can be said about you and your rat, eh?[/QUOTE]

I keep saying that myself dude... and it's our rat man.

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[QUOTE=Smartazboy;1069912]You don't know the half of it.[/QUOTE]

I probably do.

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Probably not... wait, what are we talking about?

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Pff. I wanna know too.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1069843]He lets it get to him that fast? Next week he'll have another one, even I know that already.[/QUOTE]
My lady and I are just fine, thank you. There was no rut.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1069809]Dude come on, you lash out quick and then go maybe *shrug* I don't care. That's not good.[/QUOTE]
It's a much healthier and faster way of dealing with trifles.

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[QUOTE=xec8;1070816]It's a much healthier and faster way of dealing with trifles.[/QUOTE]

You start it and then can't finish it. that seems like a bitch move. Maybe just shut up in the first place then?

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown;1071631]You start it and then can't finish it. that seems like a bitch move. Maybe just shut up in the first place then?[/QUOTE]

Says the rat smeller.

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[QUOTE=corellion;1071660]Says the rat smeller.[/QUOTE]

I can't single members out dude. I at least told people how I felt about a certain issue.

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Then why start it?
Bitch move?

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[QUOTE=corellion;1071677]Then why start it?
Bitch move?[/QUOTE]

Fist of all,, you got bitch moves covered for all of us. Second, it was started to see if people felt the same way. Point made with that thread. Thank you, move on now.