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Do repeated mentions in multiple threads of that thing in which you originally had no interest bother you that much
No, Miss. I'd just like to open a thread without reading about some political/current affair/atheist bullshit in it. Politics and religion are ruining the internet. Some of us don't care.
Fiend: Waning gibbous. Full moon was two nights ago. Note the lack of aura around it. If you think that's a full mooon...
The moon needn't be full doth it have a corona. No dude that's a beer!
This was my sons Facebook status an hour ago.
Gabriel *****:
about an hour ago
It's not a half day, it's a shortened day, we still have more than half of a day of school tomorrow so therefore, it can not be classified as a half day. See when something is split into halves, the halves have to be equal in mass (or time) for them to truly be halves.
Our average school day at ********* High school is 6 hours and 40 minutes. To split that in half you would have to take off 3 hours and 20 minutes, which would create two equal amounts of times, 3:20 and 3:20.
Now, a at our school, once a month we have an early release day, where they take off 2 hours of our school day. As you can already tell, 2 hours and 3 hours and 20 minutes are not equal. So calling it a half day makes you look like a fool. Don't worry, just ask me if you have more questions about simple fractions and/or telling time. I'm here to help 
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Brynn ******: wow, thanks so much gabe. i wish i was as smart as you!
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Gabriel ****: You can be one day! If you pay attention in school and don't drink our do drugs!
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Brynn ****** oh... you know what? nevermind
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Gabriel ****: or*
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Gabriel ****: I guess I have to go beat myself with chains for my lack of proper grammar.
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Brynn ******: thats the spirit cheif
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Your kid sounds awesome. Shows what a great mother you must be.
I kinda like him.
He is ridiculously analytical and satiric.
So, yes, he would be highly irked by people making incorrect statements about something like a "shortened" day being a "half" day and his solution to that irritation is to make fun of himself at the same time as yelling at everyone.
When you talked about this somewhere else, I expected a lot more rudeness and name calling. The idea of it bummed me out. So that was pleasantly civil. They probably could've been a lot harsher if they really wanted to be. It's also kind of cool that the people in your family have such different opinions and are still relatively close. I think you mentioned your dad and husband being super conservative. And you guys haven't murdered each other yet... so that's nice.
Also, both of your sisters sound pretty smart. Just judging from the way they write on facebook, a medium where most don't really care about how they come off.
I hope they're not mad at each other still.
They're fine now. It's weird - I've never been mad at either one of them about anything, and as far as I know, they've never been upset with me, but when it comes to the two of them...there have been some pretty big fights. Probably because they're only three years apart and I've pretty much always been a grown up to them (I'm 12 and 15 years older than they are).
They are very smart. Andrea is in her final hospital rotation and will be a pharmacist soon. She's just like our dad...very academically competitive and loves math and science. Kristina is a junior in college and is more like me...loves English and History and what the hell is math? She just got back from an internship in London.
Our dad is uber conservative. Like to the point that some of his ideas are just batshit crazy to me. His ideas about birth control and certain social freedoms make my head explode, but I think it's because of his native culture. My husband is definitely a Republican, but way more moderate than he is conservative. He's one of those fiscal conservatives who thinks most everything else should be left up to the individual. He did try to get me to wear a t-shirt that says "Conservatives do it better" one time, though.
Self (Sitting at Famous Over-Priced Coffee Chain, Drinking Five-Dollar Coffee, Reading): "..."
Elderly Woman (One of Two Who Have Just Come In From The Rain and Are Taking The Next Table Over): (Violently loud) "Excuse me! Young man!"
S (looks up, blankly): "..."
EW (Eyeing Self's Kindle): (Still at a volume, which will, with her every utterance for the rest of this conversation, remain loud enough to rattle the entire shop) "Are you going to be using the Wi-Fi!"
Other Old Lady (Companion of the First): (sotto voce) "He was here first..."
EW (To OOL): "Last time those boys used it the whole time we were here! It's rude!"
S (Looks around. There are, withing ten feet, four laptop users. Every customer is watching the exchange.): "No. No, I'm not using it. You can have it."
Woman Across the Room with Laptop (Laughs. Disguises it as a cough)
OOL & EW (Begin arguing back and forth that they should/should not have let me finish my turn with the Wi-Fi before they started using it.)
S (Stands. Puts on coat. Leaves.)
-FIN-
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Starbucks wifi works on turns? What the hell, is this 2000?
I LOLed.
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No. That's the joke.
It wouldn't surprise me, really.
I had six different lols for that story.
This was the funnest part.
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That was my first lol, yes. I would've found that funny if they were talking to Fano too though.
My mom still doesn't understand wifi either. She has a tablet. I asked if she was paying for the internet on it.
She said, "No I have wifi."
I said, "But we're in the car..."
She said, "Yes, it's in the air."
I said, "What are you talking about?"
She said, "We had AT&T install wifi at the house, so we have wifi now."
I said, "Do you think it's following us out here?"
She said, "Well have you seen the amount I'm paying for it?"
Also, my one friend, who is 32, doesn't even know what wifi is. We were at a Bob Evans eating breakfast.
Him, "When they say they have free wifi, how do you ask for it?"
Me, "What do you mean?"
Him, "Like what do they do with it?"
Me, "They put it in your coffee?"
Him, "I know that!"
Me, "How do you know that?"
Him, "Because I get it free at Starbucks all the time. It's why their coffee taste so strong."
Me, "Maybe you should just ask them to add it to your coffee then."
Him, "But I don't even like Starbucks coffee."
Employee that was eavesdropping the whole conversation, "Don't worry, we add wifi to just about everything here."
Awesome, first good laugh of the day.
Yes, fucking awesome. I'm going to put some wifi in my coffee right now.
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haha Don't use it all! Those old ladies would like some too, young man.
Me: I'll never get fat.
Brandon: You say that now but wait til you get married and have kids. You'll be 50 at the rate you're going. You have to be dating and having sex first.
Me: These things take time.
Brandon: For you, maybe. I mean, look at me.
Me: No. No, Brandon, i won't look at you. Because you eat fucking lentil soup and wear Tom shoes to work and you drive your mom's VW Beetle with the flower in it and i bet you're not allowed to take the flower out because your mom will probably get pissed and hit you or something and you sometimes wear those stupid white shoes or that shirt from Bangkok and YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THAILAND and you always bring curry to work on Thursdays because Wednesday night is curry night at that stupid hipster dive by your midtown apartment that was on the Travel Channel and you always have to mention it's from that hipster dive and you think Old Speckled Hen is some fancy beer you can't find anywhere but i can get it at the redneck grocery store down the road from my house and oh don't you just love Nutella so much because you've had a total of TWO conversations about it this week alone and everyone at work secretly hates you but they're only nice to you because you're IT and sometimes they need things fixed so fuck you and your Siri. Asshole.
I didn't really say all of that but someday i will.
Okay one more.
Me: I want to say something but i don't know if i should.
Crystal: What?
Me: I don't know, it might be crude.
Crystal: Just say it. About who?
Me: Emily.
Crystal: Which one?
Me: The one who keeps walking by.
Cindy: Just say it, you're a dork.
Me: I bet you could set a glass of wine on top of her butt and it wouldn't spill.
Crystal: What, i don't get it.
Cindy: He's being nasty.
Crystal: Oh you're saying she has a big butt? So what, lots of people have big butts around here.
Me: Not like hers.
Cindy: Do you like her?
Me: I like wine.
lol
Showing bloke some stuff I bought for baby:
Me: And funky zebra pants!
Bloke: Just like her Mum. (laughing)
Me: I don't have funky zebra pants!
Bloke: I bet you have some hiding somewhere.
Well don't pretend like you don't!
I think I need some now.
You do.
I want a zebra striped bra, but the only place that makes some that I like is in Spain and doesn't sell online to other countries.
Ze-bra.
I was reading old messages and found this:
Him: I notice things. You know I avoided you so I wouldn't hurt you.
Me: I know. But I guess I also hoped you wouldn't stray away one day.
Him: I won't.
How the fuck do you say that and then leave FOR GOOD to your hometown? How? Without telling me beforehand.
Him: I notice things. You know I avoided you so I wouldn't hurt you.
Me: I know. But I guess I also hoped you wouldn't stray away one day.
Him: I won't.
How the fuck do you say that and then leave FOR GOOD to your hometown? How? Without telling me beforehand.
Move on. Aside from him sounding like the best fuck you ever had, he doesn't seem like someone worth waiting around for. Especially if he knows how you feel but insists on telling you and asking advice about that gf he had.
Him: I notice things. You know I avoided you so I wouldn't hurt you.
Me: I know. But I guess I also hoped you wouldn't stray away one day.
Him: I won't.
How the fuck do you say that and then leave FOR GOOD to your hometown? How? Without telling me beforehand.
Move on. Aside from him sounding like the best fuck you ever had, he doesn't seem like someone worth waiting around for. Especially if he knows how you feel but insists on telling you and asking advice about that gf he had.
That wasn't him. It only half-happened once, a million years ago.
Can I post pictures of other people here? If I can, Jaz, this is the best fuck.
Who I'm referring to in most of these posts is a guy I've been in love with for almost 4 years.
Nice cleavage.
Cunnilingus expert? Looks like he would be.
What? Who?
um... the guy in the picture?
Yeah, but why? Are there hints to that?
Umm, I have no idea. I'm just speaking my mind... That was my first impression.
You are right. I just asked because I've never been able to tell before it happened.
It must be Jaz's special power.
One of many
Jaz mostly said that because he looks hungry.
Always is. I remember one time before my high school finals he made schnitzels and mashed potatoes and a big bowl of donuts and I barely had anything left.
That and also he's not very attractive, so aside from just being a good lay he had to have gone down. Otherwise I don't think Irina would be crying over him so much all the time.
Jaz, this is not who I'm crying over all the time. That guy is someone else and we didn't even really get laid.
omg
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I'm really not sure why I'm weighing in on this conversation, but I'd have to disagree with the statements that he's not attractive. I think he's quite good looking. So he has big hair and needs to button his shirt. And?
That was from a modelling session. He doesn't wear that crap usually. And the difference between him and Bieber is that he's a MAN!
I can't remember the guy's name, but he really REALLY reminds me of an actor.
Ashton Kutcher.
When you talked about this somewhere else, I expected a lot more rudeness and name calling. The idea of it bummed me out. So that was pleasantly civil. They probably could've been a lot harsher if they really wanted to be. It's also kind of cool that the people in your family have such different opinions and are still relatively close. I think you mentioned your dad and husband being super conservative. And you guys haven't murdered each other yet... so that's nice.
Also, both of your sisters sound pretty smart. Just judging from the way they write on facebook, a medium where most don't really care about how they come off.
I hope they're not mad at each other still.