Accident at the library, (Ever had one?)

sweet fucking christ wtf were you thinking ..... letting SOMEONE PRACTICE ON your WANG! its a penis not a play thing..... ok well maybe sometimes but surely not with pointed objects made to pierce skin. be nice to you little man.... or big .... and whatever you do dont let someone PLAY mean with it.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]i would punch that bitch in the ovaries [/B][/QUOTE]
You know, I always think you're a woman, ( fooled by the avatar maybe), but then you go and say something like that. I'm wondering if getting punched in the ovaries would be anything like getting kicked in the balls.

elbow her in the boob. that or wipe your bloody cock on her door knob.

This was a couple of years ago, to bloody her doorknob I'd have to re-damage my penis, and I don't want to, besides who knows whats on that doorknob.

go poo poo on it

oh my

seriously. wear some gloves and take some frsh shit and whip it at the door from as far away as possible. itll sound super funny and youll laugh your ass off if it sticks

Getting punched in the ovaries doesn't hurt much, other than the fact that you just took one to the stomach.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Getting punched in the ovaries doesn't hurt much, other than the fact that you just took one to the stomach. [/B][/QUOTE]
Thanks for clarifying, I was hoping somebody would.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]i meant reaching inside and puching them [/B][/QUOTE]

You're a sick, sick bastard, Cam.

So let me get this straight, morey. You're asking all of us if we've ever had our penises bleed in a library? To me, your story seemed to be more about how it sucks to have a hole in your penis rather than being embarrased that your crotch is obviously bleeding all over your lap in a library. Curious...

No, I have never had my penis bleed in a library. When it does, I'll be sure to post here.

these are all lies

Any evidence?

only this:
[IMG]http://www.backpain.org/image2/p-zoo5.jpg[/IMG]

any evidence that this is the truth?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]So let me get this straight, morey. You're asking all of us if we've ever had our penises bleed in a library? To me, your story seemed to be more about how it sucks to have a hole in your penis rather than being embarrased that your crotch is obviously bleeding all over your lap in a library. Curious...

No, I have never had my penis bleed in a library. When it does, I'll be sure to post here. [/B][/QUOTE]

hehehhehe

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by small_fire [/i]
[B]only this:
[IMG]http://www.backpain.org/image2/p-zoo5.jpg[/IMG]

any evidence that this is the truth? [/B][/QUOTE]

Is this one of those racist dogs that people keep talking 'bout?

Isn't that Vigorous Puppy's avatar?

I wonder about him sometimes myself, Brock...

I overflowed the toilet at the library.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by peppermd [/i]
[B]I overflowed the toilet at the library. [/B][/QUOTE]

I hate people like you. People who leave big nasty turd in clogged up toilets for someone else to clean up. See, I'm not above cleaning a toilet, I often do it at work, and yeah, the kids of the boss are very young and sometimes they forget to flush or they do it to prove they made a poo or whatever, but when an adult does this, it's just fucking pathetic. I hate people with no goddamn hygiene and no fucking manners. Hell, maybe I don't hate you, maybe you just clogged it with TP, but still that ain't cool, no shit, I'm not just bitching and moaning because I hate cleaning toilets, but because you're an adult, at least I think you are, and I could be wrong, but I'm probably not...

They usually eat too much meat, (these toilet cloggers). Although I had a macrobiotic eatin' roomate who's turds were actually bigger than the interior bowl of the toilet. She'd fill a wok with the food, eat it, let it rumble through her intestines and then drop it out of her ass into the toilet. We'd be left to battle it down into the pipes.

It's ridiculous the number of people who walk out of public toilets without washing their hands. I say public toilets because I'm not yet at the stage where I follow them home to check up on their personal hygiene. And the amount of times I've seen people throw litter on the ground while they're [i]standing right beside a bin[/i]. It would actaully take less effort not to litter. What the fuck?

Never had an accident in a library (apart from whacking miscellaneous body parts off tables and/or doors, which I do pretty much everywhere), but I did once get kicked out of one for loitering. Yeah, I'm a badass.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]They usually eat too much meat, (these toilet cloggers). Although I had a macrobiotic eatin' roomate who's turds were actually bigger than the interior bowl of the toilet. She'd fill a wok with the food, eat it, let it rumble through her intestines and then drop it out of her ass into the toilet. We'd be left to battle it down into the pipes. [/B][/QUOTE]

I eat roughly 5 to 10 lbs of meat [tuna, chicken, turkey, beef, etc] every day and I don't clog no toilet with my shit... definitely not an excuse. Still I remember the in high school, the starting five on our basketball team would take pre-game dumps and polaroid them... some kind of ritual...

It could be I'm 'racist' against meat-eaters, cause I also think that they smell bad. Funny thing is I eat meat, but then most of the sub-groups that I' am against I also am a member of.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chosenJuan [/i]
[B]It's ridiculous the number of people who walk out of public toilets without washing their hands. I say public toilets because I'm not yet at the stage where I follow them home to check up on their personal hygiene. And the amount of times I've seen people throw litter on the ground while they're [i]standing right beside a bin[/i]. It would actaully take less effort not to litter. What the fuck?

Never had an accident in a library (apart from whacking miscellaneous body parts off tables and/or doors, which I do pretty much everywhere), but I did once get kicked out of one for loitering. Yeah, I'm a badass. [/B][/QUOTE]

Handwashing, huh.. well, people lack hygiene just like they lack the smarts. I wash my hands incessantly, compulsive-like. Litter, well littering is just good fun. Who cares about the garbage except crazy people obsessed with cleanliness. People will always litter, why get in a tissy about it. People who worry about litter should get jobs being homeless and walking around under overpasses picking up garbage. I've seen lots of people doing this, but they need more. Lots of job opportunities for homeless crazy garbage-picker-uppers. Apply today...

Kicked out of the library for loitering? You must look like a hobo or annoy people for them to tell you to leave for hanging out in a library. Do you sleep in movie theatres too?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]It could be I'm 'racist' against meat-eaters, cause I also think that they smell bad. Funny thing is I eat meat, but then most of the sub-groups that I' am against I also am a member of. [/B][/QUOTE]

Interesting about smell, cause I always think of vegetarians as smelling funny, you know, like redheads, they have their own distinct body odor, more acidic or acrid or something, like I've said time and time again, redheads just taste funny... you're a meat-mongering meatist...

When I lived in L.A. I threw everything on the ground, cause of those very people. The crazy homeless, they'd always pick the stuff up. Can't do that here though, must recycle.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Do you sleep in movie theatres too? [/B][/QUOTE]

No, but that sounds like a plan.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Is this one of those racist dogs that people keep talking 'bout? [/B][/QUOTE]

seek thee out the film "white dog" by samuel fuller.

sooooo good. AND starring christy mcnichol of "little darlings" and "empty nest" fame.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Interesting about smell, cause I always think of vegetarians as smelling funny, you know, like redheads, they have their own distinct body odor, more acidic or acrid or something, like I've said time and time again, redheads just taste funny... you're a meat-mongering meatist... [/B][/QUOTE]
You're right, I can smell 'em, just thinking about 'em. Weird. People with too much body hair? I always assume they smell bad too. That roomate I mentioned, who took the huge dumps, well she was also very hairy, and instead of shaving her armpits, would bleach them. A big smelly tangle of yellow hair under her arms. I can smell her now.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]When I lived in L.A. I threw everything on the ground, cause of those very people. The crazy homeless, they'd always pick the stuff up. Can't do that here though, must recycle. [/B][/QUOTE]

Recycling is dumb. I hate recycling. I think it is a waste of time. Besides, again, some people do, some people don't, and until everyone starts doing it and it relly makes some kind of difference like having rainforests not be cut down so monkeys don't have to masturbate in zoos, then, maybe... just maybe I would recycle. Garbage is garbage. There is no special kind of garbage that should be separated. I'm happy for people who want to recycle, good for them, that's their good deed for the day, unfortunately, it's a shallow deed that does no good, because most people don't recycle. It's like people who give money to most charitable organizations. May as well give the money to your dog for all the good it will do. The money doesn't help people or causes... it is usually wasted on stuff that you didn't give it for to begin with. Charity and recycling. Both useless, unless you are recycling something for someone you know, like recycling mayo jars by canning peaches for your grandson or I don't know, giving scraps off the table to your dog instead of throwing them away. I mean, all you recyclers who think you recycle don't really recycle unles you store used toilet paper in a plastic sack and bring it to the recycling center, so yeah, youdon't really help anything....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]You're right, I can smell 'em, just thinking about 'em. Weird. People with too much body hair? I always assume they smell bad too. That roomate I mentioned, who took the huge dumps, well she was also very hairy, and instead of shaving her armpits, would bleach them. A big smelly tangle of yellow hair under her arms. I can smell her now. [/B][/QUOTE]

I pinpointed it. Vegetarians and redheads smell like asparagus, or rather when you eat tons of asparagus and pee... that smell...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]Recycling is dumb. I hate recycling. I think it is a waste of time. Besides, again, some people do, some people don't, and until everyone starts doing it and it relly makes some kind of difference like having rainforests not be cut down so monkeys don't have to masturbate in zoos, then, maybe... just maybe I would recycle. Garbage is garbage. There is no special kind of garbage that should be separated. I'm happy for people who want to recycle, good for them, that's their good deed for the day, unfortunately, it's a shallow deed that does no good, because most people don't recycle. It's like people who give money to most charitable organizations. May as well give the money to your dog for all the good it will do. The money doesn't help people or causes... it is usually wasted on stuff that you didn't give it for to begin with. Charity and recycling. Both useless, unless you are recycling something for someone you know, like recycling mayo jars by canning peaches for your grandson or I don't know, giving scraps off the table to your dog instead of throwing them away. I mean, all you recyclers who think you recycle don't really recycle unles you store used toilet paper in a plastic sack and bring it to the recycling center, so yeah, youdon't really help anything.... [/B][/QUOTE]

This is completely off the rant, but when you mention masturbating in zoos it reminds me of this guy I was in jail with, everbody called him 'Salt lick', cause he'd been arrested at the local zoo corrupting the deer. he'd apparently rubbed peanut butter all over his dick and was letting the deer take turns licking it off.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by morey [/i]
[B]This is completely off the rant, but when you mention masturbating in zoos it reminds me of this guy I was in jail with, everbody called him 'Salt lick', cause he'd been arrested at the local zoo corrupting the deer. he'd apparently rubbed peanut butter all over his dick and was letting the deer take turns licking it off. [/B][/QUOTE]

I don't fall for Urban Legends. I believe you have friends who are sick in the head, but I don't believe that zoos have deer in them... if you said a lion or a tiger licking his dick then I'd believe you... I've been to many a zoo but never one with deer... you hanging out with grizzly adams, timmy?

they od up north. but thats cause we're in canada

They had sheep at the zoo I went to the other week. I mean, what a fraud! Sheep, deer, and no fucking tiger?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Brock Landers [/i]
[B]I don't fall for Urban Legends. I believe you have friends who are sick in the head, but I don't believe that zoos have deer in them... if you said a lion or a tiger licking his dick then I'd believe you... I've been to many a zoo but never one with deer... you hanging out with grizzly adams, timmy? [/B][/QUOTE]

No No you're confusing your perception of reality with the real one. I live in a small town with a small zoo, the largest animal is a buffalo, deer access is quite easy, whatever you stick through the fence the deer can access, and that includes a bums penis.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]they od up north. but thats cause we're in canada [/B][/QUOTE]

I already know that Canada is fucked-in-the-head, but thanks for sharing...

why cause we keep dears in zoos

your a deer

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]why cause we keep dears in zoos

your a deer [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes. Only a moron would keep a deer in the zoo... that's like putting a cow in the zoo... it's fucking lame... you have dogs in your zoo too? Maybe goldfish?

They had cows in the zoo I was at actually.

ah i went to mrine land that let you walk among the deer and feed them. and i started chasing a herd of deer yellign and screaming. than the alpha male dear came and chased me and bit me and hit me with his antlers

Well since the thread was SUPPOSED to be about accedents and it involved holes and blood and books i have a story to share. I had pierced my ear myself when i was in high school with a sewing needle. I had an earing in there for about a week and then the thing got to infected and i had to take out the earing and go to the doctor to have it looked at. Anyway i ended up getting a boil type thing on the back of my ear and one day when i had it i was in class and i had fallen asleep on my desk and had put my head down on the side that had the boil. Well when the bell rang for class to end i woke up and found that the boil had leaked out and there was blood all over my shirt and my desk and the thing was leaking. The best part was that i got out of school for the day to go to the doc to get it drained.