Accident at the library, (Ever had one?)
A friend of mine opened a piercing studio, and she was considering doing penises, so I offered mine to practice on. I forget what its called but she installed,(?) a bar bell on the underside. A couple of days later I took it out cause it was asymetrical. I went to the library to get online, I forget what I was looking at, (want ads probably), but I started to get an erection, a semi, really. I started feeling moist, and when I looked down the crotch of my khakis was saturated with blood. I rushed to the bathroom and wrapped my penis in toilet paper. The holes, of course, hadn't healed yet, and the pressure of the blood...she shoulda warned me.