"Aashif"

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Ironman
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This is my new Muslim name. It means "bold."

Maybe now I will be the ultimate forbiden fruit for Synnove and her jewish hearth will just melt in the plain thought of my ancient Greek like body...

All girls love Master Strategiest!

monkeywright
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Most gilrs I know just removes oxygins from water for the fish!

As-salaamu Alaikum!

EDIT: oh, so NOW you use spell check? Your Muslim faith has embiggened you!

xec8
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Leave her hearth alone.

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nathaniel parker
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As if!

Ironman
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monkeywright wrote:
Most gilrs I know just removes oxygins from water for the fish!

As-salaamu Alaikum!

EDIT: oh, so NOW you use spell check? Your Muslim faith has embiggened you!

Shut up you infidel!

I will send my first born to car bomb your Internet Empire!

bearchaser
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I read it as "Aah Shit"

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your muslin name is cottone.

nathaniel parker
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My Muslim name is Rabbi Goldblatt.

Lady Chaos
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bearchaser wrote:
I read it as "Aah Shit"

So did I!

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Six On The Dot wrote:
Your's is Coltrane.

the only instrument i play is my organ.

that ain't jazz though it does get the blues sometimes.

Ironman
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Maybe The ultimate taboo for a jewish girl is a christian. But I have always had an awckward reletionship with Jesus. He loves me and I just kind of like him...

It never worked out between us. Maybe I should just forget about all this and create my own religion. I got FREE chips and dip. And Cold Coronas. Wanna join?

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well, you need to create a bible first. here's something for inspiration.

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Chips, dip AND corona? Now all we need is a pagan ritual sacrifice to appease the sun, and we'll be all set!

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sun is so mid-16th century heathen.

the mars is teh new hawtness.

damien_mayfair
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they found water on mars by the way.

proof!

Ironman
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damien_mayfair wrote:
they found water on mars by the way.

proof!

Who are you and why do you want my warm body?

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you mean... you don't remember? why do YOU want my warm body?

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Lady Chaos wrote:
bearchaser wrote:
I read it as "Aah Shit"

So did I!

I need to get new contacts because I read it as "Aah Shit" also.

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