A Writer’s Cult goes Real World...!

Yes!! So far all of the mods are from the Writer's Workshop. GO TEAM!

He's really got you there, Oven.

In the words of David Cross: "They caught me on a technicality."

Alex is the token "normal guy"...LOL

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]
If Mirka wants in, the last mod spot drops to the regs.

If she doesn't want in, both of the last two mod spots
drop to the regs who are female. [/B][/QUOTE]

Just saying cause the only active mods left are Dennis and Mirka

Brak's in!

Pilates, fah! *I'll* show you _new_ ways to flex your spine!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Brak's in!

Pilates, fah! *I'll* show you _new_ ways to flex your spine! [/B][/QUOTE]

NICE. So it begins...
We all know the real challenge for you is Janey

brak you can wield a whip?!?!?
oohhh man...coolest qualification evah!!

Haha. Watch yourself, Tuff guy. *cracks whip*

Archer...hey! Maybe we can be roomies.
I can see us causing ever so much mischief and mayhem.

whip it good dunnnanananan

Tuffy about the spine..where do you think 'Archer' comes from...none other than from my many talents....

hell yeah brak!!

Wow, this is tail-wagging excitment!

[u]Mods[/u]
Token Puppy: Vigorus Puppy o->
Token Voyeristic Canasian: Origami Lips o+
Token Fishing Pole Wielding Samurai: Izen o->
Token Redneck: Thegermanoven (Sorry, man, I'm running outta stuff & you [b]are[/b] in Riverside...) o->
Token "Normal" Guy : alex cassun o->
Token ? : ?
Token ? : ?

[u]Regs[/u]
Token Cute California Surfer Chick: ArcherDylan27 o+
Token Chick Who's "Saving It": Jane S. o+
Token Old Pervert: Tuffy The Dump Truck o->
Token Jailbait: Six On The Dot o+
Token (Possible) Homosexual: Fiberoptic Jesus <-o->
Token Disease: Diabetic o->
Token Slutty Chick Who Never Actually Puts Out : fullmetalbrak o+ (sorry, that's all I had left... )

No more men. We may have to allow more Regs than Mods... Standars Reg slots are now full.

And remember, [b]I'm[/b] the guy who masturbates in the livingroom.

When your parents are visiting.

[QUOTE]Alex is the token "normal guy"...LOL[/QUOTE]

And don't you forget it, Archer.

oh no way alex...never..this is imprinted

*gasps
Is it true?

Ooooo...two bendy gals.

*lol* Tuffy.

I'm very upset about this first come first serve business.

Very upset.

Also upset that I missed out by mere minutes.

Hence my post about "I'm never going to sleep again!"

UNLESS Dennis considers me staff.

For reasons I will not talk about here.

I guess if that's the case, I'll try to get in.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]I'm very upset about this first come first serve business.

Very upset.

Also upset that I missed out by mere minutes. [/B][/QUOTE]
alas, some cultists must be talking to us from etherspace and dogging us (no pun intended) about the shit that's aired in the latest episode.

Then the next episode, you'll hear one of us bitching about something you said online.

Mmmmm, bendy...

Sorry man, staff is filled up.

Can I be the token nudist? Or is that too not-normal that it disqualifies me from being to token 'normal guy'?

I'm not out of this game yet, Puppy.

edit: I guess I am.

Not impressed.

You can be the token asshole. I think we're short one.

aren't you male, val?

all remaining slots go to females so we have a gender balance.

Or can I be the wannabe-psuedo-intellectual who keeps getting his words fed back to him? I want to be that guy.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]Mmmmm, bendy... [/B][/QUOTE]
Gumby and pokey?

I guess I can handle the token-asshole bit. That was my nickname in highschool, among other things.

I bet someone ducks out.

I call that spot.

This firsties crap is still stupid.

I believe the word is "arsehole"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alex cassun [/i]
[B]Or can I be the wannabe-psuedo-intellectual who keeps getting his words fed back to him? I want to be that guy. [/B][/QUOTE]
You [i]can[/i] be Alex. But you must keep a short haircut and wear
thick black-framed glasses that look out of place on your face.

Well, we can't all be quirky, that's for sure. We need more annoying people to start shit, that's for sure. Any girls out there finto man-stealing? Something along those lines would do nicely.

Maybe Val can pull a Mrs. Doubtfire/Bosom Buddies-type thing to get in.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alex cassun [/i]
[B]Or can I be the wannabe-psuedo-intellectual who keeps getting his words fed back to him? I want to be that guy. [/B][/QUOTE]

hahahah open wide...i kid you know i love ya...*rather kaiser*

I'll start my own show. Not only will it be better (because it features yours truely) it'll roawk a 1000 times harder. Like so hard your joints will ache. That hard. Y'see that word, "roawk"? Yeah, that's my shit, and I keep that shit comin' all fuckin' day. You'll be clownshoes.

If only people understood just how cool I was to hang out with.

You know what I did tonight? You know what kept me out just late enough to miss me calling out a spot?

I was up playing the game of Life, drinking vodka and watching Igby Goes Down while singing gangster rap at the top of my lungs.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]I bet someone ducks out.

I call that spot.

This firsties crap is still stupid. [/B][/QUOTE]
First come first serve is bullshit [i]and[/i] popularity is bullshit? Some fights you just can't win, Vig.

Beat it, do-rag.

Well Archer, there's no one I'd rather be fed by than you.

Shut up, I'm just angry.

...........especially if this even happens.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]First come first serve is bullshit [i]and[/i] popularity is bullshit? Some fights you just can't win, Vig. [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh, yes I can.

who you callin do-rag?

I seriously hope you are making a reserves list, Vig.

You, foo'

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]Oh, yes I can. [/B][/QUOTE]
Oh yeah. Forgot about you're [b]vigorous[/b] puppy

#1 First come first serve is LIFE, not bullshit.

#2 We're prioritizing the gender balance now.

No hard feelings.

IGBY is a great movie.

You need a Canadian anyway.

Canadian male.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ArcherDylan27 [/i]
[B]Gumby and pokey? [/B][/QUOTE] You be Gumby. [i]IIII'll[/i] be "Pokey".

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]You need a Canadian anyway.
[/B][/QUOTE]

Representing...