A Writer’s Cult goes Real World...!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]ARSEHOLE [/B][/QUOTE]
Confession booth:"I tried to tell them that thats the way we do it in New Zealand, that monogamous relationships are unhealthy where I come from. I think they're slowly realising that I'm not who I say I am. I think tomorrow I'll tell Rita the truth. I'm really from Idaho, and I'm the one Tuffy was cheating. I hope she takes it well, and we can all move on, and someday have a rightious three-way. Oh! and my genital warts arnt getting any better. I should really tell them about it, but these are the only friends I have and I'm afraid I'll lose them if they find out I was the one spreading diseases around."

"exxccellant"

So I can't join?

*gets shoved into the corner, left to sulk alone*

[SIZE=1]okay...[/SIZE]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Fiberoptic Jesus [/i]
[B]Confession booth:"I tried to tell them that thats the way we do it in New Zealand, that monogamous relationships are unhealthy where I come from. I think they're slowly realising that I'm not who I say I am. I think tomorrow I'll tell Rita the truth. I'm really from Idaho, and I'm the one Tuffy was cheating. I hope she takes it well, and we can all move on, and someday have a rightious three-way. Oh! and my genital warts arnt getting any better. I should really tell them about it, but these are the only friends I have and I'm afraid I'll lose them if they find out I was the one spreading diseases around." [/B][/QUOTE]

I'm never going to sleep again!!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]I'm never going to sleep again!! [/B][/QUOTE]
Hey! The booth is supposed to be secret!

I got the handy spy cam, remember?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]So I can't join?

*gets shoved into the corner, left to sulk alone*

[SIZE=1]okay...[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]
You joined by posting! Hey roomy!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]So I can't join?

*gets shoved into the corner, left to sulk alone*

[SIZE=1]okay...[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

Hey you're in... you make reg number 6.

[see update]

hey thanks tuffy, I was just about to ask for something like that.

edit: izen and oven are both mods, too.

only 3 mod spots left.

Don't forget, Izen is a mod as well, and he's a samurai! Not ninja!

And let me guess, your mission is to break janey in...
You totally got the voyeurism thing down to a "t"

Token Disease: Diabetic
Suprise Disease: Fiberoptic Jesus

regs are done!

*high fives FJ for joining the club....teaches him the secret handshake in a secluded room and swears him in*

Still room for one more reg.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]*high fives FJ for joining the club....teaches him the secret handshake in a secluded room and swears him in* [/B][/QUOTE]
Yay! We can share diseases c'mere

Get away! Get away!

*shoos the 2 away

Ok, I am really not sure what to say to that.

I feel like a pretzel. Damn you, Rita! If I ever go to Disneyland with you, I expect a fresh pretzel.

well, I think it's a given that Diabetic and FJ are rooming together
now -- maybe whether they like it or not. lol.

LOL...

FJ <-o

Nice Tuffy, nice!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]well, I think it's a given that Diabetic and FJ are rooming together
now -- maybe whether they like it or not. lol. [/B][/QUOTE]

But they will cultivate the disease(s)
No wait, their room would act as a special quarantine...

Of the four spots still open, three must be female.

Do we even have 3 females?
Won't work because the only other female mod is Mirka

For the regular members, only 1 allowed...
So tough one there

aww most sweet i'll teach all the greens/kooks to walk the nose and maybe if you guys got balls we'll shoot the pier we'll have a good session...im soo stoked!!

We have a pretty good mix so far...

Insomnia is not gender-biased....

Yo Tuffy, I am male.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by origamiLips [/i]
[B]But they will cultivate the disease(s)
No wait, their room would act as a [u]special quarantine[/u]... [/B][/QUOTE]
Hey! We're not lepers, ya know.

Racist...

o- dog

only room for one more o- so that we are gender equal.

Do you have all your mods yet, Vig?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Diabetic [/i]
[B]Hey! We're not lepers, ya know.

Racist... [/B][/QUOTE]
No dude. I need to be locked away.

NO!

Plastic bubble suit!

SCORE!!!

BUBBLE BOY!!

Yes Alex, you can come and play!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]Yo Tuffy, I am male. [/B][/QUOTE]

Sorry. That's what I meant. I'm typing in the dark here... (I actually had you as a hermaphrodite, which would have been really interesting.)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alex cassun [/i]
[B]Do you have all your mods yet, Vig? [/B][/QUOTE]
You're in, Alex. Good deal.

And you're the last male allowed in maybe.
So we may go with fewer mods and more
regs to get a gender balance.

But one cannot deny the discrimination. Segregation does not solve anything. I will guide you, my friend. Have faith in equality, FJ.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]You're in, Alex. Good deal.

And you're the last male allowed in maybe.
So we may go with fewer mods and more
regs to get a gender balance. [/B][/QUOTE]

Well of the mods, only Mirka and Dennis are more active around the forums. So maybe consider that when you are adjusting the things Vig.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]You're in, Alex. Good deal.

And you're the last male allowed in maybe.
So we may go with fewer mods and more
regs to get a gender balance. [/B][/QUOTE]

How about if Dennis joins, I promise him some hot sex? I mean, c'mon, that's all we care about right?

YES, sex and more sex.

I'll be sure to record it all

Dennis gets a small apartment 6 blocks away and $40k for the
year to help the film crew.

Alex is a WW mod, Tuffy. So the next three females who want to
be are in.

This would get interesting...I imagine people pimping themselves to the mods to get "moddly" powers. Who would cave? Place your bets now

For starters, who will fight for computer time?

Remember, only three. And they are high-speed kick-ass machines.

I'll give my room to Dennis for some hot sex. C'mon girls, show Dennis how much you love him by fucking my brains out...

If it makes for some interesting drama, I'll fight for the computer.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by alex cassun [/i]
[B]I'll give my room to Dennis for some hot sex. C'mon girls, show Dennis how much you love him by fucking my brains out... [/B][/QUOTE]

That's some weird psychology thing going on there

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by vigorous puppy [/i]
[B]For starters, who will fight for computer time?

Remember, only three. And they are high-speed kick-ass machines. [/B][/QUOTE]

MINE!

I'll make sure I won't blackmail you with whatever I captured with my DV camera

Oh, and I'll take up all the computer time while searching for porn!!

As long as we have free food, I don't need computers that much.

But just for information's sake, I think the people on The Real World were only alotted 2 or 3 hours of Internet time because who wants to watch people watching porn?

[see update]

What about Mirka and Dennis (?)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B][u]Mods[/u]
Token Puppy: Vigorus Puppy o->
Token Voyeristic Canasian: Origami Lips o+
Token Fishing Pole Wielding Samurai: Izen o->
Token Redneck: Thegermanoven (Sorry, man, I'm running outta stuff & you [b]are[/b] in Riverside...) o->
Token, um... : alex cassun o->
Token ? : ?
Token ? : ?

[u]Regs[/u]
Token Cute California Surfer Chick: ArcherDylan27 o+
Token Chick Who's "Saving It": Jane S. o+
Token Old Pervert: Tuffy The Dump Truck o->
Token Jailbait: Six On The Dot o+
Token (Possible) Homosexual: Fiberoptic Jesus <-o->
Token Disease: Diabetic o->
Token ? : ?
[/QUOTE]

If Mirka wants in, the last mod spot drops to the regs.

If she doesn't want in, both of the last two mod spots
drop to the regs who are female.

Hmmmm. This might be kind of fun. And I seem to be the only "reg" gal around at the moment...so am I in by default? Or do I need to list a couple of skills or something to qualify?

If so, would flexibility from Pilates and knowing how
to wield a whip be good enough qualifications?