A MAN APART
hi, my name is small_fire, you may remember me from such posts as THE CORE...and my oh, so witty response to the PETA thread...well, friends, i am back to tell you about another wonderfully bad movie called
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Now, you may ask yourself a few questions like
1. who the hell is small_fire
2. why does she see such bad movies?
3. why does she feel the need to tell us about them?
4. why am i reading this post?
well, i can't answer any of those questions.
but i can tell you how very, very bad A MAN APART is.
sweet baby jesus, is it bad.
i hate vin diseal. i really really do. (i havent seen pitch black and i hear that is okay...but i think he is gross, and he takes up far too much space (literally) on this planet)
I went because I thought it would be funny, and as there are many stupid parts in this movie that prove to be funny...there are far too many stupid parts that are not funny that leave you reaching into you bag of gummy bears praying that the theater will catch on fire and save you from this torture that is, A MAN APART.
If I had to see A MAN APART or THE CORE again, I would probably choose THE CORE. THE CORE is pretty much all stupid/funny, while A MAN APART is pretty much all stupid.
but one thing is to be said for/against A MAN APART...it does have the most overtly and unashamed homophobic scene in any movie...EVER.