A book, a drink and an outfit: a new concept for picture threads!
agree
Yeah, that's perfect.
Trench and Fedora, Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat, and Siamese Vodka.
Awesome
Clint, I knew we could count on you!
Okay, some new kirschwassered material:
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Okay, back to something with some words on it, a beer and some underwear.
Oh, and I have a thing for X-mas. Oh, and nevermind the ulcerous chancres on my tongue. They are only a by product of the internet. Normally my tongue is clean.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
EDIT 
Trench and Fedora, Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat, and Siamese Vodka.
Sweet!
you can't see my outfit, but you can see my machine made bedding and beer.
EDIT B-)
nice pool
Almost have to have one in Phoenix.
I could tell by the lava rocks you were in either vegas or AZ
Oh, and I have a thing for X-mas. Oh, and nevermind the ulcerous chancres on my tongue. They are only a by product of the internet. Normally my tongue is clean.
No "A Christmas Story"? No "The Christmas Toy"? No "Poltergeist"? Chester, frankly, I'm starting to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. I mean Christmas.
"...human speech is like a cracked tin kettle, on which we hammer out tunes to make bears dance when we long to move the stars."
No Die Hard either.
No Auntie Mame....
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I need to get my brother's girlfriend's camera and take a pic of my fat self reading a book and drinking chocolate milk.
I thought you just bought a really cool camera that you wouldn't stop bragging about last time you decided to post...
he sold it for drugs...oh wait no...for a new liver maybe?
Liver drugs!
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
You have to keep it classy. And nothing says classy like Gin
Unless its cough medicine.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
nice thread bump noah
Brilliant.
I like your zebra striped dressing gown. We're totally animal print dressing gown buddies.
Nothing in fancier than animal print robes.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
love the hat
Sarah wins again!
Cute but you need a drink. Unless we're supposed to assume it got blown away. In which case, that was a good one and I'm sorry it took me so long to get it.
The winged monkeys stole it
hehe cute irina
Oz-some Irina.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
sangria and dawkins and a nightshirt
camille
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Whatever shirt is on top of the laundry basket, Harry Potter audiobooks, and a mixture of vodka, lemon juice, and lemon-lime soda. ME, FUCKERS.
<3 nick
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
jklol, I'm actually listening to Taylor Swift. SUCKERS.
sangria and dawkins and a nightshirt
camille
mwaaah
nice bump you guys. 've missed you Cammie 
Popsicle, pout and Room. I should've been crying my heart out, 'cause this is the reaction I got.
Hi Cammie, nice to see your pretty little face.
Nick, way to push the boundaries.
Irina, that popsicle is lubricious.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
missed you guys. sorry I been slackin'
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Nothing's better than a cuppa, mag and biscuit after a long day in the office.
...Yes that is a Kate and Prince Wills mug.
How do you manage to still look cute with a cookie in your mouth?
Well done Hattie.
Bump.
And she comes back to make sure she's still the winner of the thread!
I'm expecting my Phil in the mail any day now, I plan on making him the entertainment for my Wild Rumpus.
Oh boy! You're having a Wild Rumpus?
For my 30th Birthday. It's my birthday on monday, but the party will be next saturday, the theme is come as a favourite character from your childhood. One of my friends is coming as Hulk Hogan! I'm going to be Max from Where the Wild Things Are.
That actually sounds really fun.
You better post pics!
Will do! I'm also making my big announcement about the baby in my belly for the people who don't know at my party too.
You have a baby in your belly!? Congratulations!
I do! Thanks!
Yay Sarah!
I've been saying I'm gonna take pics for this thread and yet there are still no pics of me in this thread. sigh
Trench and Fedora, Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat, and Siamese Vodka.
Awesome