A book, a drink and an outfit: a new concept for picture threads!
NIPPLE SLIP

I like this! I'll try and come up with something soon.
NICE.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
I don't even like milk. I had to pour it back into the bottle.
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR YOU ALL.
But milk is good for youuu!
I need to try and figure something out for this thread as well. Be back later. 
I've already got something figured out. Now I just need to go home and do it. Also, I need to figure out the perfect drink.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
THIS THREAD IS INSPIRED.
I can't wait to get home and do this!!!!!!
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Typical House of Leaves fan.

Note: If you're wondering where the drink is, it's the tall glass of water right there in the middle.

lmao I thought you were just going to paste a book into "Merlot"

my outfit is lacking, I'll do a better one next time. I'm doing laundry at the moment.
we'll go with SCA INTERN. drinking rum and juice out of her SCA canteen because nobody did dishes.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Where's your book...
I see what you did there
fuck, I'm drunk and didn't even think about it.
here's the book part. I screwed this up. I'M GONNA REDO THIS K

“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
fuck, I'm drunk and didn't even think about it.
here's the book part. I screwed this up. I'M GONNA REDO THIS K

now you forgot your drink!
no i di dn't, that was just to show that i did have a book. i've gone too far to fix the typo at the beginning of this post.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."


haha awesome face
nick is adorable.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Adorkable.

Tired college student

DRINK
Si vis pacem, para bellum
There was a glass of water somewhere.
You underestimate me.
@Alecia: Love it!

I like Alecia's G-n-T: Gin-n-Tanktop.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Triple post!!1
Double post.

quit being so awesome sarah!
okay i'm lying keep being awesome
Sarah's taking this to a whole new level.
I not only hate milk, I also hate Moby Dick.
Nate would cry

This is why we can't have nice things.

Double Awwww!
Look you lot. I arrrr serious pirate this arrrrr serious thread.
We should wear loin cloths.
Give me your property! Yeaaahhh!
FINALLY I got something to contribute with. Took me long enough. 
Language Snob
I'm afraid the outfit is just what I'm wearing today, and the Jägermeister is there because of its foreign name.... BUT IT'S SOMETHING.
Imke you are so cute!
Jager straight out of the bottle? That is hardcore.
Yeah, no way I'm drinking that, it smelled disgusting. 
Ok, you guys rock. Phil, wonderful work up top there. Are you a Thespian? Nice histrionics lesson!
Sarah. Love the glasses. Pun intended. Plus you own some of my favorite books...and costumes.
Justin. You never cease to amaze me. I am still waiting for you to become a Greeting Card Typhoon (or Buffoon, whichever comes first).
Camille, you look like you just got caught reading porn. You look good reading just about anything though.
Irina, nice to see there are still Shakespeare fans out there.
Tuffy, love the retro comic. Great work morphing the thread criteria. But you forgot the drink. Unless it is the ice that will never melt.
Imke, you could sell that to Jägermeister's promotional department. Seriously I did a double take. Mmmmm Jägermeister! Stains toilet bowls post-barf. Imagine what it does to yer pipes. But at least it has deer blood in it.
Ok. Enough about you...
Invisible Man reading Invisible Man drinking 'Pull-Ova':

Licorice Liqueur drinker Reading Charlie and The Chocolate Factory:

Clown Boy reading Clown Girl drinking Absinthe:

I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Clown Boy reading Clown Girl drinking Absinthe:

Chester wins the thread.

Yay! I won! I Won!
Uhhh, what did I win?
Hopefully A New Book, A New Drink, And A New Outfit. Phil?
I feel more like I do now than I did before.












Fan of Anais Nin. Without the drink. Not gonna post it.