$65 million lawsuit over lost pants.

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Spike
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Executive summary: Dry cleaners lose this guy's pants, temporarily, then the guy makes a supreme asshole move by suing them for an egregiously insane amount. In an even bigger asshole move, the guy suing his dry cleaner is a judge and is acting as his own attorney.

They need to lock this asshole in a room with convicted attempted judge assassin [url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13282424/]Darren Mack[/url]... because they're both crazy, ill-tempered people who would make each other miserable if they were sharing the same living quarters. I frown on all kinds of murder and almost-murder.

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$65 million suit for a pair of pants
[4 May, 2007 l 0318 hrs ISTlAP]

WASHINGTON: South Korean immigrant small business owners in the US capital region are demoralised over a missing pair of pants that has led to $65 million law suit and a two-year legal battle.

The controversy has also brought demands that the customer who brought the suit against a dry cleaner – an administrative law judge in Washington – be disbarred and removed from office for pursuing a frivolous and abusive claim.

Jin Nam Chung, Ki Chung and their son, Soo Chung, are considering moving back to Seoul, seven years after they opened their dry-cleaning business in Washington, said their lawyer, Chris Manning.

“They're out a lot of money, but more importantly, incredibly disenchanted with the system,” Manning said. “This has destroyed their lives.”

The customer, Roy L. Pearson Jr., who has been representing himself, declined to comment.

According to court documents, the problem began in May 2005 when Pearson became a judge and brought several suits for alterations to Custom Cleaners in Washington. A pair of pants from one suit was missing when he requested it two days later.

Pearson asked the cleaners for the full price of the suit: More than $1,000 (euro735). But a week later, the Chungs said the pants had been found and refused to pay. Pearson said those were not his pants and decided to take the Chungs to court and sue.

Manning said the cleaners have made three settlement offers to Pearson:$3,000 (euro2,204), then $4,600 (euro3,380), then $12,000 (euro8,815).

But Pearson was not satisfied and expanded his calculations beyond one pair of pants. Because Pearson no longer wanted to use his neighborhood dry cleaner, he asked in his lawsuit for $15,000 (euro11,020) – the cost of renting a car every weekend for 10 years to go to another business.

Manning said Pearson somehow thinks he has the right to a dry cleaner within four blocks of his apartment.

The bulk of the $65 million (euro 47.7 million) demand comes from Pearson's strict interpretation of Washington consumer protection law, which imposes fines of $1,500 (euro 1,100) per violation, per day.

Pearson counted 12 violations over 1,200 days, then multiplied that by three defendants.

Much of Pearson's case rests on two signs Custom Cleaners once had on its walls: “Satisfaction Guaranteed” and “Same Day Service.”

He claims the signs amount to fraud. The case is set for trial June 11.

Sherman Joyce, president of the American Tort Reform Association, an organisation that fights what it considers abusive lawsuits against small businesses, has asked that Pearson be denied a renewal this week of his 10-year appointment. The association has also offered to buy Pearson the suit of his choice.

Chief Administrative Judge Tyrone Butler had no comment on Pearson's reappointment prospects. Melvin Welles, former chief administrative law judge with the National Labor Relations Board, wrote to The Washington Post to say that if he were the judge in the case, he would throw out the lawsuit and order Pearson to pay the Chungs for their legal expenses and their mental suffering.

He also called for Pearson's ouster and disbarment.

“The manifest absurdity of it is too obvious to require explanation,” Welles wrote.

To the Chungs and their attorney, one of the most frustrating aspects of the case is their claim that Pearson's gray pants were found almost right away, and have been hanging in Manning's office for more than a year.

Pearson claims in court documents that his pants had blue and red pinstripes. But Manning said: “They match his inseam measurements. The ticket on the pants matches his receipt.

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Good morning Spike.

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I'm going to have to try this one day.

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Im too lazy to read any of these articles spike posts.

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You are missing out.

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Adelheid
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The "suit" thing in the article's headline is a pretty low-grade pun.

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Spike
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It's from an Indian newspaper. What do you expect?

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I know it's a stereotype but Indians can't really grasp wordplay. Much like how Spaniards have slightly longer fingers than everyone else, Chinese women's vagina's go sideways and eskimo hair grows inwards

Spike
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If you file a frivolous lawsuit in India they give you a club and a wicker shield and make you fight a professional club and wicker shield guy. As far as I know, it's true!

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How to make your own wicker sheild:

1. Cut a wicker basket in half, vertically.

2. Let battle commence.

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Spike wrote:
I frown on all kinds of murder and almost-murder.

[i]All[/i] kinds?

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i should sue derek for losing my cigarettes.

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jane s.
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I should sue my mom for eating the last cheesy biscuit from Red Lobster.

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[QUOTE=Spike;966007]It's from an Indian newspaper. What do you expect?[/QUOTE]

More sequins I guess.

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