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COngratulatuions Wesley Nsack!

I believe you can fly! I believe you can touchg the sky!

I think about you every night asnd day!

Speread my legs and diee, mmmmkay!

You nbuyst be soi oprud! I koive everyone!

Spread your legs eh?

Well, at least in this thread ive confirmed by (un)popularity around this place. Oh woo!

Hey, Mr. Snack, I only have one thing to say to you. Something once, actully repeatedly, said by someone familiar: YOU ARE NOT YOUR POST COUNT!

But you can be your post count, you little dancing monkey man! You can be anything you want. Except your khakis. Your pants talk to me! But what do they say?

They say that they wuv you, like all of us do!

p.s. Brock Landers is back! And he's, once again, spweing junk about hating love! How will it all turn out? To be continued...

Brock Landers has returned? Whoa.

That's heavy.

We should tell Decalauge.

berate-ment. axelsnack you are the cutest little aussie!! mwa!!!

I'd really like to know who started the "You are not your post count" thing. That should be immortalized on these boards somehow. It deserves some world-wide recognition.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by XChuck [/i]
[B]Hey, Mr. Snack, I only have one thing to say to you. Something once, actully repeatedly, said by someone familiar: YOU ARE NOT YOUR POST COUNT! [/B][/QUOTE]

thats very clever.... now...hows that working out for you?.... being clever....

apparently, however, you ARE your overused chuck palahniuk quote.

yeah, apparently. what one do you overuse mi' dear?

"You are not your (insert consumer product/symbol here)."

Put a gun against my head and paint the wall with my brain.

Durh...

I know you old timers reached this mark eons ago, but I finally made it.
Thanks to all the regular Cult members who continue to post and speak their mind.

...necropost..

i've been looking at this site since right before 'choke' was released. it only took me a month, but i did it. i don't know how long i can keep up this pace, though. 500 in one month is good, right? i haven't been banned yet, but i've had posts edited with pictures that were too big and one edited because of lack of tact. i also think i change my avatar too frequently and post too many dumb pictures. and i haven't really made any enemies yet, even though i've gotten in an argument or two. and no one seems to reply to my threads, except for one game thread. i'd like to thank the following for talking to me and/or arguing with me: disx, archer, alex cassun, six, brock, judas cow, nightrious, tuffy, and brak. couldn't have done it without you all. i feel like a big nerd now... i'll go.

and whatever happened to suicidegrrrl? you all ran her off.

Need an enemy eh? I guess i can declare war on you just because you are from Texas.

i know people that have killed others for anti-texan statements. watch your step, injun.

[QUOTE=big S]i've been looking at this site since right before 'choke' was released. it only took me a month, but i did it. i don't know how long i can keep up this pace, though. 500 in one month is good, right? i haven't been banned yet, but i've had posts edited with pictures that were too big and one edited because of lack of tact. i also think i change my avatar too frequently and post too many dumb pictures. and i haven't really made any enemies yet, even though i've gotten in an argument or two. and no one seems to reply to my threads, except for one game thread. i'd like to thank the following for talking to me and/or arguing with me: disx, archer, alex cassun, six, brock, judas cow, nightrious, tuffy, and brak. couldn't have done it without you all. i feel like a big nerd now... i'll go.
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saw me reach 500, and aspires to be[at] me.

[QUOTE=Popcultjunkie]saw me reach 500, and aspires to be[at] me.[/QUOTE]
i'd fight you for those words, but my brain is falling asleep.

Just remember Alaska is bigger than texas.

dudes, can we close this shieze down?

I've got alternate identities with 500 posts...