500-lb. man poses as 500-lb. cop to scam fast-food restaurants
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A 500-pound man in Seminole County, Fla., was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of scamming fast-food restaurants out of large amounts of milk shakes and tacos, according to a Local 6 News report.
Investigators said George Jolicoeur, 33, would visit fast-food businesses and order food.
Jolicoeur would then call or visit the restaurants posing as a police officer or a firefighter and ask for a refund because there was a hair in his food, according to the report.
"He would come back and say, 'Oh, there is something wrong with it,'" Seminole County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Olson said. "There was a hair in my shake or there was a hair in my tacos. And, then he wants his money back."
Full article: [url]http://www.local6.com/news/5527928/detail.html[/url]
Yeah. The fake-cop thing only works if you can fit into a cop uniform.
Question: if this guy has been arrested as much as the article claims, do the police have some jumbo-sized handcuffs, or just count on the fact that it's physically impossible for him to run?
Fat people's wrists are small as norms, it's up the arm where the width balloons out, like a ham.
i take a size8 handcuff.
theres hair on my taco...
am i the only one who finds that amusing?
[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]theres hair on my taco...
am i the only one who finds that amusing?[/QUOTE]
no ive been waiting for a couple minutes for someone else to jump at that one before i laughed....:grumble: <---awesome face
at least i wasnt the only one.
If you read the article closely, you'll notice he has also been arrested for [b]burglary[/b].
WTF?
[B]HAM[/B]burglary.
Burn!
I changed the 'HAM' to bold so people'll get the joke easier.
this thread is slammin'
500lbs. Jesus. You would've thought he'd worry after noticing he was gaining on 400.
i flipped out when i hit 100
i saw this show about this guy who was 1700 lbs and this chick who was over a ton and she went with richard simmons and got better
She probably lost all her excess weight from scrubbing herself after going with Richard Simmons.
You could fashion a new person out of all that dead skin.
she didnt "go with him" she just went with him
like... the richard simmons diet thing.
I know.
From the looks of it, he wouldn't need a weapon. He could just threaten to sit on them....lol.
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lol indeed....brilliant. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=lokigod]this thread is slammin'[/QUOTE]
I totally agree. There's nothing better than a bunch of fat people making fun of an even fatter person.
Rock & Roll!!
Anybody else think they brought out the wide angle lens to take his picture?
[QUOTE=MinervaG2]I totally agree. There's nothing better than a bunch of fat people making fun of an even fatter person.
Rock & Roll!![/QUOTE]
75kgs, baby
I'm 165 lbs., which works out to 104.3 mL in your crazy "metric" system.
[QUOTE=Spike]I'm 165 lbs., which works out to 104.3 mL in your crazy "metric" system.[/QUOTE]
dude, you're like exactly the same as me
See? People get food for free and balloon up 150 pounds. This is why I'm against foodstamps and U2.
I bet this guy washes himself with a rag on a stick.
I can't believe anybody believed him when he said he was a firefighter. I can tell you that peer pressure alone in my business would not let anyone get past 300lbs. I myself weigh in at 225 lbs and almost 6 ft.
500 lbs? I bet he hasn't seen his dick in 5 years.
He could just look at it in a mirror.
Sure about that? Thats alot of lifting.
Hold on, let me just gain an extra two people in weight and we'll see.
I bet the guys gut alone weighs about 200 lbs.
[QUOTE=13thStep]Anybody else think they brought out the wide angle lens to take his picture?[/QUOTE]
Haha. You rock Robby!!
er, don't fatasses do that hair-in-my-fud thing anyway without the costumes?
he could have got away with it, but he just got too greedy