5 Absurdly Expensive Pieces of Junk Food
http://www.cracked.com/article_19410_5-absurdly-expensive-pieces-junk-fo...
That is a good idea.
We used to collect bees and put them in the freezer for about 10 minutes...till they fell asleep. Then we'd remove them and tie a thread around their torso. We'd watch them thaw out and start flying around.
We'd fly them like little uncooperative pissed off kites. I know, I am going to hell anyway, so might as well have fun.
I feel more like I do now than I did before.
Yeah that list is pretty ridiculous and I think I'm gonna start selling quesadillas for a couple hundred a pop.
I love how the $25,000 mug of hot chocolate has a diamond bracelet at the bottom of it like it's the worlds fanciest bag of Cracker Jacks.
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We used to collect bees and put them in the freezer for about 10 minutes...till they fell asleep. Then we'd remove them and tie a thread around their torso. We'd watch them thaw out and start flying around.
We'd fly them like little uncooperative pissed off kites. I know, I am going to hell anyway, so might as well have fun.
I want to do this.
Jack orders that frozen hot chocolate with the gold and truffles on 30 Rock. It's for his big date with Elisa (Selma Hayek).
The fact that the hot dog is $69 is obviously a dirty joke in more ways than one.
Solo tu
That cannot just be me. There is SO MUCH metaphorical fucking going on that it boggles the mind.
And I'm talking about the Serendipity hot dog for you smartasses who only skimmed it.
At first I was like "I'm going to eat those 100 dollar ramen noodles" and then I realized: cheap ramen noodles are amazing.!
I can't get over the chocolate. Mind is boggled.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
This is the kind of shit that really screams out for revolution in the streets. Like "guillotines, flaming torches, pitchforks, and dragging the rich out of their houses by the hair of their heads" type revolution.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Really? Why?
All this does is give me ideas on how to fleece those obsessed with status symbols without hurting their feelings.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
All this does is give me ideas on how to fleece those obsessed with status symbols without hurting their feelings.
I too would rather make them buy something silly for an outrageous sum. This is the only reason I ever really respected Warhol.
I didn't know Ice was considered a Junk Food.
Seriously, my kids make loads and loads of those ice spheres every summer: fill water balloon, put in freezer, wait a while, take out of freezer, peel off balloon... trip out for five minutes t how clever you are then smash on sidewalk with a loud cheer.