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Fake Plstic Trees
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I was reading the "who would you like to meat" thread and i thought who i would like to meat (duh) and like a thousand girls popped in my head. I mean literally, millions. And im not talking about actresses, im talking about girls i see everyday. Even once i havent seen in ages.

That reminded me of that stupid comedy in san francisco with josh hartnett when he refused pussy and masturbation for 40 days (and for some reason all his female coworkers went to the office dressed like they wanted sex more than air).

Im doing it. Not because what i said at first, nor to fix any mind problems i have, or anything. Just to see if i got the willpower. Im pretty sure nothing will really happen for the first 20 days, but im kindda hoping i DO go nuts after that.

Anyways, if it starts getting creepy at any day within the 40 days, ill post about it right here.

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Good luck and I wouldn't trade with you. You'll be saying stupid shit in two weeks. (Stupid shit to girls)

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You should one up the movies man... go for double... do 80 days!

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havent any of you ever seen that Sienfeld episode where george goes without sex ?

the male, when he goes without sex, increases his brain power to the Nth degree because it isnt occupied with getting sex all the time

meanwhile the female when she goes without sex gets dumber and dumber

believe everything you see on the television !

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[QUOTE=AlkalineMidnight]You should one up the movies man... go for double... do 80 days![/QUOTE]

thats mean i say 60. good luck! haha.

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]try doing 4 months.
that's willpower.[/QUOTE]
not really, since youre a girl. Not that girls have less sex drive than men, but men are just so lacking in willpower.

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[QUOTE=FPT]That reminded me of that stupid comedy in san francisco with josh hartnett when he refused pussy and masturbation for 40 days (and for some reason all his female coworkers went to the office dressed like they wanted sex more than air).[/QUOTE]

maybe he thought the women dressed more sexy than normal, due to his sexual agression building and building.

if thats the case, though. its probably worth it! Wink

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[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]not really, since youre a girl. Not that girls have less sex drive than men, but men are just so lacking in willpower.[/QUOTE]

Lacking? We don't have it period. Also, we don't have periods.

Oh such linguistics.

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[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]not really, since youre a girl. Not that girls have less sex drive than men, but men are just so lacking in willpower.[/QUOTE]
Men can have willpower too, its just alot rarer... I happen to have alot of willpower and the whole 40 days thing would probably not be that big of a problem for me... I'm not saying it wouldnt cross my mind, but I can practice restrain like a mother fucker...

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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Good call.[/QUOTE]

He's trying to get into your panties. Be they printed with sexy slogans or not.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]He's trying to get into your panties. Be they printed with sexy slogans or not.[/QUOTE]
Dam you and youre awareness levels you brigand!

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[QUOTE=Fake Plstic Trees]I was reading the "who would you like to meat" thread and i thought who i would like to meat (duh) and like a thousand girls popped in my head. I mean literally, millions. And im not talking about actresses, im talking about girls i see everyday. Even once i havent seen in ages.[/QUOTE]
Do you also fantasize about starting threads to decide by committee if you should lay them?

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Dude this is so easy. No sex and no masturbation, means getting married. You can do this for years...

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[QUOTE=Ozymandias]Do you also fantasize about starting threads to decide by committee if you should lay them?[/QUOTE]
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