36 hour erection

Brock hard.

oh my God! i would pass out, i just know it. my head (the one on top of my body) needs blood sometimes too. seriously, a man would probably get light-headed after a while, and sore... and what if something happened suddenly that demanded your attention, like an emergency or you got called into work or something? i understand a dude with problems wanting help so he can have a good sex life, but i can't comprehend walking around with a boner when i wasn't even turned on by anything.
it would.... well, it would be like High School all over again!

Finally, i can now please all the women that want to have sex with me in a non-stop 36 hour sex-a-thon.

exactly..why the hell would you need a 36 hour erection
i pity the men and the women..who have to endure brock's cock

dude, what is the deal with Brock!? i'm highly amused, although i obviously missed a post somewhere that explained why he's constantly mentioned.

brocks' da man

Yes. Yes, you did.

um?

Brock has always struck me as both highly intelligent and dangerously insane

But then, that's just me

i like how this thread has elongated

i get it, HD, i get it....

jordie..
i agree

it scares me...

you boys are funny

you see its the topic of da man himself who brings upon the enlargement.

where is brock when you need him

Probably out fucking someone with his 36 hour Brock cock

nice

He only replies to things where he doesn't agree.

you kids think about brock too much

All I'm sayin is that with a 36-hour erection, you can plan ahead.

And you don't have to worry about talking yourself out of shit in your head because Hillary Duff's too young or something.

Yes, highschool all over again.

Back then I would always get them at the worst time and for no reason. It would happen 5min before the bell would ring to goto my next class.

I would have to just walk with it kind tucked behind my leg, struting around like I had a stick up my ass. Good times....

brock is already participating in the clinical trials. i am sure we'll hear a mouthful when he's done with his excellent charitable works.

Masochism:

Hahahaha, that's why it's so much better to be a girl... You will never know what we are thinking...

It may have been brought on by the thought of being one class closer to being able to get the hell out of school.

nice one framster

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Masochism [/i]
[B]It may have been brought on by the thought of being one class closer to being able to get the hell out of school. [/B][/QUOTE]

I tried to do that kind of thing for a science fair project. I figured that since I went to an all-boys school, we could take on more hard-hitting topics. I had given surveys to over half of my senior class and it seems that most people rocked erections through math class and literature, but never in history or their respective science classes.

I found it to be an effect not unlike morning wood. As it seems, there's a state that the brain slips into where it autorides things and sends word to your penis that it's gametime, for some reason. I had found that the overall reason that people were rockin the hardstuff in math and literature was because they tended to be more boring of a class with teachers who many times had little interaction, lulling students to semi-sleep.

Coincidentally, our math teacher died halfway through the year and I regave the survey and the math classes didn't induce boners any more. I found it mostly true because the new teacher was a pansy and there was alot of interaction in class in the form of heckling, name-calling and people leaving class halfway through.

Those...umm....were my findings.

The 3:15 bell would give me an orgasm that's for sure...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jordie [/i]
[B]The 3:15 bell would give me an orgasm that's for sure... [/B][/QUOTE]

3:15? Damn...we got out at 2:18. on Wednesdays, we'd get out at 2:31, but only because we'd start later - at 9am.

What fucking random times, now that I think about it.

well obviously your math teacher was a hotty...

where did he go? I bet he had a career in "FILM"

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Jordie [/i]
[B]well obviously your math teacher was a hotty...

where did he go? I bet he had a career in "FILM" [/B][/QUOTE]

Bill Headlund? He died one morning before school while running around the campus. Ain't that a bitch. In 20 years of teaching, he had never missed a day - was never late. We were his first period class that day and he wasn't there when the bell rang. We knew his ass was dead.

*moment of silence*

That being said, he was NO porno star. He was an old math teacherish....teacher. Ew.

But Ms. Estes, who taught economics for ONE year *until our class sent her away crying*. She was HOT. I partially blame myself for the ridicule she underwent. My father had to sign her syllabus and he crudely changed her name to "Ms. tEstes." Naturally, I showed my friends and the infection spread.

The end.

testes

he he he

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by The Gucci Ghost [/i]
[B]what do you do with a dead penis?

bury it in a shoebox in the backyard? [/B][/QUOTE]

put it inside of some chick and call her a necrophiliac.

seriously..wouldnt it tired you out..and drain the hell out of you? everytime you cum...you are exhausted..until you're body "rejunvenate"...i mean try jerking off 5 times in a day..and you'll see how exhaustin it is...so why the hell would you want 36 hours

5 times a day.....

ah, the pinnacle of my youth.

hmm..dont know if you're being serious...
if you are....didnt it exhaust you

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Masochism [/i]
[B]Yes, highschool all over again.

Back then I would always get them at the worst time and for no reason. It would happen 5min before the bell would ring to goto my next class.

I would have to just walk with it kind tucked behind my leg, struting around like I had a stick up my ass. Good times.... [/B][/QUOTE]

Whenever I get one at a bad time, I just think of this guy doing the Irish jig:
[url]http://www.geocities.com/punkrocker743/matty.jpg[/url]

Thanks again, Matias!

Also, when I saw the topic here I was hoping clicking Lippy's link would have pictures of an engorged shlong. Damn, now I have to scour the internet for a picture of a peni- hey, there's one in a pop up add.

Heh heh, pop up.

lippy doesnt do porn

maybe she does..
muahahhahaaa

If she wants to make it on the internet she will!

*takes notes