30% of Americans are obese.

Yes.

I think the Brit's are gaining too. We're like the fattest in the whole of Europe. We will waddle the ocean floor and eat out the bottom of your country.

...That sounded odd, but I stand by it.

And I know what you're thinking, how will they breath? Well, to answer your question, submarine vessels of a pacman design.

You know, there's Yoga masters that don't even have to eat anymore. They just stay in a state of intense meditation most of the day and live off of natural sunlight.

We'll sink your submarines with flapjack torpedoes laced with seventeen layers of fudge and whip cream.

Oh they won't hurt the subs but your blubbery asses won't bother with putting on a wet suit and oxygen tank to get a piece out in the deep blue sea. You'll just drown after swimming two feet.

[QUOTE=Nightrious;950057]You know, there's Yoga masters that don't even have to eat anymore. They just stay in a state of intense meditation most of the day and live off of natural sunlight.[/QUOTE]

That sounds like a load of crock. Matter of fact i'll look it up.

That's actually false. The yogis aren't living off sunlight, but rather the huge volume of food puked up by the 22% of American college students who are bulimic.

They do it while nobody else is watching, because it's kind of gross.

If they used a toothpick to pick out the good sized chunks they'd save a lot of time which they could spend on more yogi-centric activites.

or a straw

Yeah, the whole thing about America getting fatter by the day really ticks me off in a weird way. I have been a big dude my entire life. My father is big and his descendents before him were big. So, being the "fat guy" is my birthright. And NOW, the rest of America decides it wants to get fat too??? Piss off! The "big bear with a heart of gold" thing is MY angle, America!

I know what you mean dude. I spent YEARS being fat and developing my sense of humor, and now everyone thinks they can just come in here and usurp my territory? Fuck that! Get your own gig!

Australia's not too far behind...

I've seen fat people everywhere.. and where there aren't fat people there are ugly people. So I don't really see the need to get rid of any.. I'd much rather it be them than a nation of yoga-training power-walking soccer moms telling you to measure your salad dressing out for calorie content.

i'd rather be where everyone was pleasant and well dressed, not fat and ugly, but aside from that i think its the cheese isn't it.

Yo momma's fat.

No, I'm kidding. I'm just jealous because I have nothing worthy to say on the subject...

well fatness is pretty passe eh?

[QUOTE=morey;950738]well fatness is pretty passe eh?[/QUOTE]
I think it is pretty plus.