3 Wishes
Imke just wished for meth!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Well, I didn't really ask for something that would destroy me from the inside as well as the outside.
Don't worry Imke, I'd never wish that upon you! 
But as a genie, she must teach you to be careful what you wish for.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Yeah. Are these monkey paw wishes where you have to be careful in the hubris of your wishes?
1-to have the ability to heal myself from any sickeness or ailment
2-have a net worth of 50 billion dollars
3-solve the worlds energy and pollution issues
Though your slippers are ruby, you'll be led to the booby trap
Hey Sweet Polly! How'd it go with that guy you wanted to screw?
Everytime I see this thread, this:
I NEVER GOT MY CAR


I must have rubbed the genie the wrong way. 
Endless Mike, I postponed it cause that weekend my mom died
as soon as I get over all the stuff I got to deal with I'll revisit.
Though your slippers are ruby, you'll be led to the booby trap
Oh shit. I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine what you're going through.
Ty sir
Now Hattie I know the other 2 wishes take long but I checked my bank account an I am not yet a billionaire. What gives?
Though your slippers are ruby, you'll be led to the booby trap
Ya I still cant fly, And trust me I have tried.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Guys my powers have disappeared! One of you set me free without me knowing, I'm sure of it!
Thats Bullshit and you Know it. You would stil have your powers and there is no way one of us set you free without getting something out of it.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
That just shows how selfish you really are, Noah.
Don't I deserve freedom too? 
After I get my Wishes then you get your freedom. Give and take.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy


1. perfect body forever
2. to be really good at everything i try, basically just be super talented
3. be able to attend hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Man is the cruelest animal.