3 Wishes

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Hilla-rat
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1. perfect body forever
2. to be really good at everything i try, basically just be super talented
3. be able to attend hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

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Tuffy
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Imke just wished for meth!

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Imke
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Well, I didn't really ask for something that would destroy me from the inside as well as the outside.

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Hattie
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Don't worry Imke, I'd never wish that upon you! Wink

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But as a genie, she must teach you to be careful what you wish for.

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_
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Yeah. Are these monkey paw wishes where you have to be careful in the hubris of your wishes?

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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1-to have the ability to heal myself from any sickeness or ailment
2-have a net worth of 50 billion dollars
3-solve the worlds energy and pollution issues

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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_
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Hey Sweet Polly! How'd it go with that guy you wanted to screw?

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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Everytime I see this thread, this:

pepper
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I NEVER GOT MY CAR

Sad
Sad

pepper
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I must have rubbed the genie the wrong way. Sad

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Endless Mike, I postponed it cause that weekend my mom died Sad as soon as I get over all the stuff I got to deal with I'll revisit.

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Oh shit. I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine what you're going through.

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"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.
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_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:
Oh shit. I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine what you're going through.

Ty sir

Now Hattie I know the other 2 wishes take long but I checked my bank account an I am not yet a billionaire. What gives?

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Noahrm23
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Ya I still cant fly, And trust me I have tried.

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Hattie
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Guys my powers have disappeared! One of you set me free without me knowing, I'm sure of it!

Noahrm23
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Thats Bullshit and you Know it. You would stil have your powers and there is no way one of us set you free without getting something out of it.

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy

Hattie
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That just shows how selfish you really are, Noah.

Don't I deserve freedom too? Crying

Noahrm23
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After I get my Wishes then you get your freedom. Give and take.

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As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy