3 Wishes
Greetings!
Tonight I've turned into a genie - I don't understand how, but whatever.
So... gimme your 3 wishes guys!
Oh and lastly, you know the drill:
So is this evil genie, trick you and make you regret all your wishes. Or happy genie that gives you sandwiches and such?
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Go f--- yourself, you spoilt brat!
To not have seen and had this registered in my brain: "You don't even realise I'm madly in love with you and I always was"
Play by my rules and I'll make all your dreams come true.
See I have to think about this, my first thoughts say, Infinite wealth, the ability to fly(superman style) and ... well I will figure the last one out later. But those couldnt be my wishes because I those are rushed and a waste. Lemmi think about this.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I'm sorry. I can't help it.
This gives me some ideas.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
No worries mate, I got all the time in the universe... until I'm set free of course.
Go f--- yourself, you spoilt brat!
I wish we saw this side of Hattie more often. And Imke, Imke was so awesome one day when she bashed a spambot.
Oh, and to have all the powers of Superman without any of the weaknesses (not that either Kryptonite or magic exist, but I'm talking to a fucking djinn, so yeah).
Mmmm, yeah, I think that'd be my only wish. Everything would be kinda boring after that. Even world peace, considering I can do that the fun way, as Superman. And I think wishing for that would mean having to change either the rules of the universe, or the basic construct of all human beings, which would be kinda... eh. They wouldn't be human anymore.
... okay, I guess I'd also like the ability to control my penis size at will. Cuz... you know... some women can't take how huge I am...
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(Sweet, they bought it.)
So many edits
Si vis pacem, para bellum
my first wish is for a new job that doesn't completely sap my will to live and make me hate the majority of humanity a little more each day. please and thank you!
Granted!
All I can think to ask for would be world peace.
This is why we can't have nice things.
To have all the tallents and skills I have ever wanted.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Hmm, I may have to consult my rule book again, because that could just be infinite wishes, Noah.
You're not trying to trick the genie are you?
Hmm, I'll do my best. If not, I'll give you a refund. Ok?
Okay, the ability to learn anything with extreme ease and proficiency.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I wish that everything I said became true.
1. I wish to be highly skilled in one art form and enjoy doing it, so that I might provide inspiration to others through my work.
2. To have the ability to create new and sustainable plant growth, or enhance currently living plant life by will.
3. To always have just enough money to live a comfortable life and be able to provide for loved ones, without ever having to worry about paying the bills.
Right now, I'd like a large pepperoni, sausage, and onion pizza. With a really good crust and not too greasy. Please.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I wish...
that i had remembered to turn the oven on when I put the roast in it and hour ago. 
I wish I could play the piano.
I wish I could get full spa/massage treatment.
2. To have the ability to create new and sustainable plant growth, or enhance currently living plant life by will.
3. To always have just enough money to live a comfortable life and be able to provide for loved ones, without ever having to worry about paying the bills.
Ah I love you, Fano.
Granted.
But now, you can!
*POUFF!*
2. To have the ability to create new and sustainable plant growth, or enhance currently living plant life by will.
3. To always have just enough money to live a comfortable life and be able to provide for loved ones, without ever having to worry about paying the bills.
Ah I love you, Fano.
Granted.
YAAAY!
That's awesome!
5 minutes later... I'm useless.
1. Perma-awesome body
2. Infinite money
3. Mind control
With those first two things, you can achieve mind control. You're wasting your third wish.
I know, right?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Okay then I want the third wish to extend into the animal kingdom
Kinky.
BTW, I've been sitting by the door waiting for this pizza for a heck of a long time now.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I had to turn my oven on myself.
BTW, I've been sitting by the door waiting for this pizza for a heck of a long time now.
You already ate it! You've just forgotten, silly!
1)To always have extra money at hand\to never have to worry about money again
2)telekinesis (that would let me move myself allowing myself to fly.
3)To ability to learn anything with extreme ease.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
I also want the ability to make people shit their pants. Think about it, someone cuts you off, spills your drink, has an ugly hat. You make them shit in themselves and they are done.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Just play the brown noise.
Also, your third wish is to be Task Master?
I just went ahead and turned the oven on myself. sigh.
Oh, I guess i already said that up there.
I want to get gang-banged by all the members of GWAR, in-costume and in-character.
This is why we can't have nice things.
You win all the wishes.
I wish for this to be the theme song of this thread.
You're the coolest, Alecia. I love that song.
This is fine, Justin, except I'm afraid I can't make them fall in love with you.
Sorry Pepper, I vetoed your wish because I thought it sucked. Can't I at least give you a pot of money or a new car? 
I wish to not have to explain to my husband that I just need to vent and a hug every time before launching into said vent. Currently when I don't give the disclaimer first he takes offence that I am yelling at him for things that aren't his fault.
Okay. That is a crappy wish too.
A new car would be great.
I would like to have another 24 hours in a day, so that I could do everything I would like to do, without missing time!
To be continued.
#1 I wish for new rules.